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ThaBenMan

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Are there any weird and random things that you've seen on the forum that have left you wondering?

For instance, what is the deal with that gold star badge? All it says in the description is "You... you've earned it." Honestly, I'm not trying to figure out how to get it myself, it's just driving me crazy not knowing what it's about.

And also, what is up with NewClassic's pictures of kittens? Seriously, man, what the hell?

So share the enigmas of our dear forum that you have experienced, and maybe even find some answers...
 

Ursus Astrorum

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There are a few things [http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/super_cute_kittens.jpg], but I'm not sure about much.

Perhaps you should ask [http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg] someone else.
 

Erana

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I wanna know if the holly's coming back onto the Escapist logo.
Or if I should capitalize "Escapist" at all...
 

Mstrswrd

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The gold star is almost as bad as the ponies badge, which, if you ask me, makes no sense. It's description is just the word "Pony" repeated.
 

Mr.Pandah

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Hmmm...possibly why people value the opinions of the long term escapists more than someone who has been here for only about a month or so. Seniority has never really sat well with me. But then again, this can be said for just about anything.
 

PumpItUp

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Good point Erana. Do you capitalize Escapist? It's a proper name so grammar rules dictate that it must be capitalized but at the same time, look at the logo. Small e. So...which is it?
 

xitel

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Erana said:
I wanna know if the holly's coming back onto the Escapist logo.
Or if I should capitalize "Escapist" at all...
Well holly we would have to wait a year for, but I'm wondering if they'll put up the rest of the themes.
 

The Iron Ninja

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ThaBenMan said:
For instance, what is the deal with that gold star badge? All it says in the description is "You... you've earned it." Honestly, I'm not trying to figure out how to get it myself, it's just driving me crazy not knowing what it's about.
I'd like to think that the entire purpose of the gold star badge is to drive you and other like minded people crazy.

I'm not actually allowed to say what the deal with it is, death threats were made.

As for my questions.

1. How did Jim Doki change in the two weeks I was away from "I love everyone" to "I hope you all choke"?

2. Where did Ninja Chicken go? He wasn't here for very long, but I noticed his name in an old thread recently and wondered what happened to him.

3. When is the next escapist election?

Edit: Hey, Amnestic is back. Where have you been?
 

Amnestic

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Michael_McCloud said:
There are a few things [http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/super_cute_kittens.jpg], but I'm not sure about much.

Perhaps you should ask [http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg] someone else.


Is that really necessary? Sometimes one thread is just enough.
 

rottenbutter

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ThaBenMan said:
For instance, what is the deal with that gold star badge? All it says in the description is "You... you've earned it." Honestly, I'm not trying to figure out how to get it myself, it's just driving me crazy not knowing what it's about.
From what I have heard, the star, like the pony badge, is a special badge given out a staff member. In this case, the member giving out the badge is Can't Fake The Funk. But that's just what I've heard.

As for my questions:

How did a thread about ducks last 5 pages?

How did holly take over the site?

What's with the sudden surge of new members?
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Amnestic said:
Michael_McCloud said:
There are a few things [http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/super_cute_kittens.jpg], but I'm not sure about much.

Perhaps you should ask [http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg] someone else.


Is that really necessary? Sometimes one thread is just enough.
He brought it up, I just wanted to perplex him. ^_^
 

Labyrinth

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Why is it that threads in Off Topic approach the ratio of 1:10 (posts to views) more accurately the longer they're around?
 

Erana

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Labyrinth said:
Why is it that threads in Off Topic approach the ratio of 1:10 (posts to views) more accurately the longer they're around?
If I were gay, I'd so be diggin' you, but currently, I just have a deep respect for your thought pattern.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Michael_McCloud said:
There are a few things [http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/super_cute_kittens.jpg], but I'm not sure about much.

Perhaps you should ask [http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg] someone else.
Must...fight...cuteness....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!THEIR SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!
 

ThaBenMan

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Amnestic said:
Michael_McCloud said:
There are a few things [http://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/super_cute_kittens.jpg], but I'm not sure about much.

Perhaps you should ask [http://fabulousblueporcupine.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/puppy1.jpg] someone else.
Is that really necessary? Sometimes one thread is just enough.
Thank you. I don't want my thread overrun with cute furry beasts like poor Larenxis'.
 

NewClassic_v1legacy

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I've always been curious about the "Thanks!" badge, if only because I've yet to make heads or tails of it. I've been theorizing on it constantly, and every theory I've come up with took some testing, then fell apart. I honestly think for it to work, I'd need to become an actual editor for the Escapist, which isn't likely for the next 2 years at least, considering I'm still in college.

My particular mystery is my Italicized Name, which I cannot for the life of me figure out why. There are very few people with one-such names, and those that are are either big time big deals, like [user]Joe[/user], or even Yahtzee (who doesn't post aside from his videos). I would think it's just a contributor thing, but people like RAKtheUndead and Hey Joe don't have it, despite being contributors like myself.

Then I thought, maybe the user title? But no, neither Gigantor nor Decoy Doctorpus have it, both being winners of review contests in the past. I'm not sure.

Lastly, I'm still enthralled by the Pony badge. I'm convinced there's a reason for it completely unrelated [http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a395/NewClassic/Kittens/01_04_52---Kitten_web.jpg] to what conventional discussion has come up with, I'm trying to decide the exact point, but it keeps eluding me. I swear, ponies have become elusive creatures because of this...
 

Bored Tomatoe

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Where did Taxi Driver go?
Why does Ultrajoe have superpowers?
Why does Newclassic have a sweet title?
 

Corven

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Bored Tomatoe said:
Where did Taxi Driver go?
Why does Ultrajoe have superpowers?
Why does Newclassic have a sweet title?
1. he was banned.
2. Because he is the Ultrajoe, no other reason is needed.
3.He won the Fallout 3 review contest.
 

Bored Tomatoe

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darkstone said:
Bored Tomatoe said:
Where did Taxi Driver go?
Why does Ultrajoe have superpowers?
Why does Newclassic have a sweet title?
1. he was banned.
2. Because he is the Ultrajoe, no other reason is needed.
3.He won the Fallout 3 review contest.
Damn.
Of course.
Awesome.