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bdcjacko

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Wait...Jason Statham is Dolph Lundgren's father? Dolph just got ten times more badass in my book.
I know one of Dolph cousins, and he sucks.
 

DTWolfwood

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Dammit Germany needs to write an exception into their Movie Grant laws to exclusively deny anything Uwe Bold wants to make! >.<

God i just got goosebumps just thinking about the atrocities Uwe have unleashed upon the world! At the very least he isn't the only guy who is terrible at making a videogame movie, im looking at you Andrzej Bartkowiak, Gordon Chan, and Dwight H. Little D:<
 

Taluien

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Thanks, now Uwe Boll gets eaten by Cthulhu.... boy, will he be pissed... no taste and guaranteed to give you nausea...
 

Solidplasma

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Haha! I was hoping you guys would reference Super Meat Boy! Now to make Team Meat aware of your existence, and maybe get a reference to you guys in a future update! (They are fairly responsive to their Twitter, and have fantastic senses of humor, obviously.)
 

Burck

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The inflections by Graham on his unenthusiastic arrr and Kathleen's "that doesn't sound like someone playing Kinect" were great.
 

Vorocano

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The biggest problem with Billy Bob's assertion is that this era of movies doesn't have a monopoly on crap; rather, it only seems like there's more crap because we only remember the classics from years gone by but we are involved in all the crap today.

Look at it this way: in fifty years people will fondly remember the first decade of the 21st Century as the decade that gave us great classic movies like "Lord of the Rings," "The Dark Knight," and "Inception." All of the dreck will be rightfully forgotten.
 

Something Amyss

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bdcjacko said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Wait...Jason Statham is Dolph Lundgren's father? Dolph just got ten times more badass in my book.
I know one of Dolph cousins, and he sucks.
Haters gonna hate.

Besides, who are you to talk down to the offspring of Jason Statham?

(Doesn't look like this posted before, if it's a DP, pelase ignore)
 

bdcjacko

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no, h
Zachary Amaranth said:
bdcjacko said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Wait...Jason Statham is Dolph Lundgren's father? Dolph just got ten times more badass in my book.
I know one of Dolph cousins, and he sucks.
Haters gonna hate.

Besides, who are you to talk down to the offspring of Jason Statham?

(Doesn't look like this posted before, if it's a DP, pelase ignore)
No, the guy I know sucks. I believe that he is Dolph's cousin, they have the same last name, look similar, and he told me about it when Dolph was pretty much wallowing in no career, so it wasn't awesome name dropping.
 

GodKlown

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perhaps this is my own observation, but I might have a valid point here. why do we make movies based on video games these days anyway? isn't that why games already have cinematics in the first place? then movies don't really even take advantage of the fact that developers have already done some of the work for them! I find it one of the more frustrating points of the adaptations of games into movies.

the horrendous acting and scripts are an entirely different matter altogether. do I really even need to go into that? of course not.
 

Jason Danger Keyes

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Does bi-weekly mean every other week or twice a week? I thought it was going to be every other week to make episodes longer, but this was shorter...
 

KEM10

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Do you think Super Egg Toucher will have a PS3 port? The controller for the Move almost has the egg there for you already.
 

Something Amyss

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bdcjacko said:
No, the guy I know sucks. I believe that he is Dolph's cousin, they have the same last name, look similar, and he told me about it when Dolph was pretty much wallowing in no career, so it wasn't awesome name dropping.
Nothing associated with Statham can suchk.

*remembers why we're discussing this*

Well, okay, but to be fair, nothing with Uwe can be good.
 

Jason Danger Keyes

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Pugiron said:
Kathleen, its abOUT not a-BOOT
Nobody in Canada says a-boot. Nobody. It baffles me how Americans can continually hear this. We say about. We don't make the painfully over-pronounced ab-owwwt that Americans do, but what we say sounds in no way like a-boot.

EDIT: Unless of course Americans have a really weird way of pronouncing 'boot'