Escapist News Network: Quickbender Must Die
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what was the quick flash of text... I missed it.
Anyway, segal is definitely NOT busy enough. I think he'd find a clue.
And proceed to be exploded by it.
Anyway, segal is definitely NOT busy enough. I think he'd find a clue.
And proceed to be exploded by it.
It said "real name"Plurralbles said:
I missed it at first too and thought they made the name up.
The investigative team will be missed.
Wan't Under Siege set on a battleship, not an aircraft carrier? Or am I missing a joke?
Wan't Under Siege set on a battleship, not an aircraft carrier? Or am I missing a joke?
Steven Segal is not that busy... BECAUSE HE'S BEEN ARRESTED! Booooooommmmmm!
Okay... yeah...
So, did Ryan Quickbender survive? Or did those sinister ARG packages hit their mark.
Okay... yeah...
So, did Ryan Quickbender survive? Or did those sinister ARG packages hit their mark.
I think you guy's missed an important clue. If you take the letters in the note "Quickbender must die", you will see that there are three e's. Thus we should expect the offical announcement to come at E3 this year.
Okay, good. Seems I wasn't the only one who thought one of those pictures might be Yahtzee. Either that makes me sane, or at least I'm not the only insane one. Yay!
Also, I love that "Mark Sauceman" was back again. Why? Because when I checked Amazon's deal of the day for video games today, I saw it was "Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force Collector's Edition Bundle" and immediately started laughing my ass off. Then I had to go back and watch that episode again, and I had forgotten that the character was called Mark Sauceman, which got even more laughs. And then there he is again. Way too awesome.
Also, I love that "Mark Sauceman" was back again. Why? Because when I checked Amazon's deal of the day for video games today, I saw it was "Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force Collector's Edition Bundle" and immediately started laughing my ass off. Then I had to go back and watch that episode again, and I had forgotten that the character was called Mark Sauceman, which got even more laughs. And then there he is again. Way too awesome.
I believe it was indeed a battleship, but I can't see a joke in calling it an aircraft carrier instead. So either I'm missing a joke as well, or they picked the wrong giant naval vessel.BlueInkAlchemist said:
Heh, and who says listening to death metal causes you to go deaf - if anything it's improved my hearing!Eleima said:Great episode!!! I loved the "P-p-p-pokerfacepalm", loved that you used a picture of the Corpse Bride (such a cute animation film), loved speechless Kathleen, loved the ENN Investigation Team (now there's a competent bunch, *chuckles*).
And... a horse in the next Zelda game?? Oh yeah, now *that's* news!
Nope, you're not crazy, I hear it too... I'm voting for the pen drop as well.miquelfire said:
The customisable wife game section gave me a slightly harrowing flashback to a discussion a few of us had with the head of Games Design at my uni back in my first year. Enhanced sex slaves came up in that discussion too- and I think I also made a silent 'what the...'!
CSI has nothing on Sauceman!
(Also, I feel surprisingly alert for a dead investigative squad member ^^)
CSI has nothing on Sauceman!
(Also, I feel surprisingly alert for a dead investigative squad member ^^)