Escapist News Network: Quickbender Must Die

[The Random One]

Ha, awesome. I made it into the investigation team! Now I'm pretty much an internet celebrity already.

Oh and I guess the episode was cool as well :-/

 

[Nerion1]

Wow, I can't belive my pic got in! Great video. I'm the guy whose in the right in the middle.

 

[CounterAttack]

Aww, my photo didn't make it to the video. Still, a) I'm in the credits and b) Jer likes my tie. That's got to count for something. Right?

 

[cyxceven]

If Yahtzee hadn't fallen victim to that pipe-ARG he'd be telling you it's 'kitsch', you boorish Yalies.

 

[Serafis]

Curse those French Canadian Terrorists! I knew it had to be them!

 

[thisbymaster]

I still can't decide if it was anthrax or cocaine.

 

[PeterDawson]

Well nuts, I'm dead, which means I now have to question my own existence. Must be karma for never getting Graham coffee.

 

[Graham_LRR]

It's not Yahtzee. It's a member of the LRR forums named EvilJim.
He's a cool guy. Eh wears a hat and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[SnowmanCA]

I kept expecting Paul to pass out due to the exposure to the white powder on teh desk in front of him.

 

[likalaruku]

One of the funniest yet

 

[Vohn_exel]

Paul is immune to harm from anything scientific. Anyman that can install Linux on a toilet and a Graham can only be destroyed by REALLY intense sunshine.

Also, perhaps the "pen drop" that everyone heard was the explosion on the fourth floor? I mean, you know the one that happened when everyone went on vacation and turned thier cell phones off (probably my favorite part of the video).

 

[Dr.Susse]

If I remember correctly Paul is still a zombie and since Sauceman is a alternate dimensional clone of Paul he can?t be killed by anthrax.

 

[Keepitclean]

Pretty good for ENN. It seemed to be going downhill in recent weeks but this was pretty good.

 

[cardinalwiggles]

omg who the hell would want quickbender dead! he reports good anaylsis damn it. their trying to silence the press again.

 

[Strave]

40 Points of Splash Damage.
Hell yes.

Hey, by the way, whatever happened to those techno remixes from the last Desert Bus? I really enjoyed those, but I was hoping to find them somewhere on the vast expanses of the internets. I've had no such luck.

 

[Du Jour Jaricho]

Ryan Quickbender Must Die!

Deep within The Escapist News Network studio lies the analyst Ryan Quickbender.

The information he posses must not be allowed to reach the gaming public's ears.

The Council of Six has decreed that Ryan Quickbender must die!

Rewards:

$189.99

5 Emblem of Escapism

 

[Don Reba]

The idea for separating newspaper letters from magazine letters could actually work.

Also, watched "Under Siege" just because of this episode.

 

[outcast_within]

Just when i was thinking why is there a necklace spoiling my view. NEW BREASTS.
I approve.

 

[Coinboy]

I loved the Blink 182 reference and Kathleens silent Wtf was hilarious!

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

A horse! in the new Zelda game!. . . I dont care // But why where they sending all this info to Ryan Quickbender and not the whole team? Who has Ryan been sleepin with to get this info

-M