Escapist News Network: RPG Elements

[Andrew9001]

Damn bilingual Quebecois, think they're so much better than us lazy uni-lingual swine.

 

[Caliostro]

Hey terrorist that looks suspiciously like Jeremy Petter, if you don't kill the RPG elements I promise to make it so boxes are always printed in every language but French. I'm including Africans and Klingon.

DO IT!

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Guitar Hero: Dethklok.

/thread

 

[blalien]

...amidst the freaky blue alien sex and the not nearly freaky enough but still kinda hot human sex...

It's funny because it's true.

 

[Eric the Orange]

Nice hat there on the lead terrorist.

 

[AboveUp]

I think we should make a deal. They give us extra time by first killing the Draw system and we'll think about it.

 

[tgcPheonix]

Not the ATB, anything but the ATB!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Nnoooo!!! The French-Canadian terrorists have Final Fantasy II (SNES)!! THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

The only thing funnier than a black metal guitar hero would be seeing anyone I know attempting to sing for more than a song or two before their vocal cords explode.

Wow, Persona 4 joke... For some reason you never see any major gaming media mentioning the SMT games despite the great reviews, too much of a niche market I guess.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

YES! YES! GH: IMMORTAL! YES!

Best episode yet because of the black-metal puns and content

don't understand what that is, explain please

 

[ultimasupersaiyan]

Best episode yet! I like the explanation for what's happening to RPGs but the truth is a government conspiracy to make more RPGs as shooters to make l33t super soldiers.

Just kidding but seriously I love traditional RPGs and they're becoming scarce.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

"Live" side-by-side interviews. Hacked "signals". That's how to spice things up!

 

[Taerdin]

Those are supposed to be terrorists?

They killed the junction system off! More like saviours imo.

FFVIII was a headache and a half.

 

[laryri]

Great video guys, I find it hard to believe Activision is only releasing 2 music games, also Zeitgeist Shepard.

 

[ShadowKirby]

As someone who knows about the FLQ [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_de_lib%C3%A9ration_du_Qu%C3%A9bec] and the murder of Pierre Laporte, I found that was... really, really, creepy.

Yeah, that was strangely close to home.

October 1970.... too soon guys. You gonna get the Bloc and the PQ on your ass.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

I remember Mystic Quest.
You could beat the last boss using Cure.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Not the battle system!

[small]...Was Barret fighting the first boss with Sephiroth? [/small]

 

[Keith K]

Wes 'MOTHA-FATHA' Borg!

 

[jthm]

The Junction system is dead!
...
And nothing of value was lost.