Escapist News Network: Still Gaming

[SandroTheMaster]

I wish ENN were more about mock news and less about those fictional stories. If at least those fictional stories were parodies of real gaming news more often...

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

Keep in mind that's "Never" in Valve time. That means it will be so late it will come out sometime because it was too late to be never, but since time is a bit weird like that we wont see this, we will simply see the game as coming out far too late.

But that's "far too late" in Valve time as well, so perhaps never is more precise.

 

[careful]

lol nah dude its still urine good line

 

[Grahav]

lol nah dude its still urine good line

Agreed.

This episode remembers me of a very popular South Park episode.

 

[Boba Frag]

Was that Morgan in the suit? Freakin' hilarious as always!!

"Why is this mountain dew so salty....?"

I got a bit distracted by Tally... May need to watch that again.

Piss, mountain dew... Same difference

LOVED the "we're psychics!!!" squee by Graham and Kathleen.

 

[Boba Frag]

For the record...Kathleen de Vere is both funny and attractive. A killer combination. (I just know I am going to get banned for that).

Also, that video was Hilarious!

I doubt it, there was a video where she was leaning forward and wearing a low cut top....

Comments were made... by me as well, and I'm still here, although I didn't say anything too crass and made sure to make it clear I was joking.

Kathleen is one of the funniest people on this site, let alone ENN.

Graham Stark, though. Smokin'

EDIT

Realised I just double posted... sowwy!

 

[chopperman]

while this is insulting to mountain dew I will admit WoW players would totally use this even if it didn't turn it into mountain dew. they would be to busy farming and arguing with 10 year olds to notice that there dew is now piss

 

[carpathic]

For the record...Kathleen de Vere is both funny and attractive. A killer combination. (I just know I am going to get banned for that).

Also, that video was Hilarious!

I doubt it, there was a video where she was leaning forward and wearing a low cut top....

Comments were made... by me as well, and I'm still here, although I didn't say anything too crass and made sure to make it clear I was joking.

Kathleen is one of the funniest people on this site, let alone ENN.

Graham Stark, though. Smokin'

EDIT

Realised I just double posted... sowwy!

Pretty sure I commented on that post too

Soemtimes things just gotta be said!

 

[BrotherRool]

The after credits part was genius