Escapists' brilliant but impossible game ideas

[SweetLiquidSnake]

How about a game where people don't whine and complain about every little insignificant detail? One where people don't sue the developer or go on a crusade to alter parts of the game?

One where people who play an early instalment don't act all high and mighty compared to those who recently discover it, while at the same time crying that the series is not as good as those early games?

Yeah I'm waiting for this game to be made...

 

[Pearwood]

Its one thing watching 90% of your population being wiped out because the remaining 10% who are supposed to do something about it were too busy catching some beauty sleep, and quite another setting one smelting order and it taking a game year to complete because all your furnace operators would rather haul ores to the ore stockpile or food to the dining room.

Ah got to take the bad with the good though, it just wouldn't be the same without the Fun moments. I'm sure someone, somewhere must have modded a more user friendly UI onto that game though and put mouse support in. I just can't seem to find it.