ESRB Says Dead or Alive: Paradise is "Creepy" and "Bizarre"

[Skizle]

I wish they would focus on making another fighting game instead of developing these games constantly.

 

[aPod]

I like T&A as much as the next guy but i would never let anyone know i had this game or played it... ever.

The description was classic... did a man or woman write it though? Curious is all. Not that it matters i just imagined a woman writing it and it made me giggle because lets face it the game objectifies women in the worst way and sure as hell would piss me off.

 

[Nurb]

The ESRB does too, calling it "cheesy," "creepy" and "bizarre"

The calling card of many Japanese creations!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Now here is an exclusive no one will be upset about missing out on. Can't they stick to fighting games?

Honestly? At this point they should just move into marketing interactive porn on the 360.

 

[theultimateend]

Now here is an exclusive no one will be upset about missing out on. Can't they stick to fighting games?

Honestly? At this point they should just move into marketing interactive porn on the 360.

I just might start using my 360 again .

The ESRB does too, calling it "cheesy," "creepy" and "bizarre"

The calling card of many Japanese creations!

And most American horror since as far back as I can remember.

Only difference between the US and Japan is that Japan tends to over exaggerate and glorify sex while the US tends to over exaggerate and glorify killing.

I'm a big fan of over the top breast physics more than I am watching someone get power drilled in the knee caps.

But to each their own.

 

[Amnestic]

Honestly? At this point they should just move into marketing interactive porn on the 360.

I thought that was what this is. I mean, 'dental floss bikinis' while pole-dancing? Sounds like porn to me. More softcore than the internet is used to perhaps, but still sounds like pr0n.

 

[Lullabye]

What out of Japan that features half naked women not creepy and bizarre?

....ah....uh........I got nothin.....
*nostalgic sigh*
I remember when DoA was a fighting game........it's still one of my favorites.....what happened?
Oh right, fan service. Once they found out it helped their sales, they just dropped the rest of the game and ran with it.....now we have and interactive soft core porn game for the....PSP? WTF? Whatever, I am not going to complain. I just turned 18 and can now effectively buy my own games.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Honestly? At this point they should just move into marketing interactive porn on the 360.

I thought that was what this is. I mean, 'dental floss bikinis' while pole-dancing? Sounds like porn to me. More softcore than the internet is used to perhaps, but still sounds like pr0n.

I consider this more of the FHM variety. A.K.A. "Porn For Cowards".

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I've gotten bored on the whole Dead or Alive: Volleyball thing...i can only go so long looking at virtual breasts.

 

[VGCATZ]

Awesome description by ESRB of the game.