I was on T.V once when I was younger, had to do a cut to commercial break thing for the news. I was in the newspaper twice for an archery tournament when I was 11. The first time, I won first place, they spelled my name 'Zack,' It's Zach. Kind of minor, whatever. The second time, I won second place, they spelled it 'Zah'. Seriously? Wow.
EDIT: I kind of remember what my line was for the news. It was at a water festival and the news person was wearing a rain coat and had an umbrella. Me: "Why do you have an umbrella?" Person: "It's the water festival, there's water everywhere." Then I said something awesome and we made everyone there our slaves. Just kidding. I forget my line after that, but I'm sure it was something awesome and sarcastic.