Ever been trolled by an inanimate object?

[Kae]

Stairs, and doors always get me, DAMN THEM!
I don't know why I keep tripping on every staircase I ever step on, the glass doors always get me and there's always that door that says push when you need pull, damn that stupid door!
Also fences, they always appear out of nowhere when I'm driving, seriously where do they come from?!
[sub] It's totally the fence's fault I swear I'm never di- oooooooh pretty butterfly![/sub]

 

[CommanderL]

my old keyboard everytime i went to type something it switched itself of

 

[Imre Csete]

I've turned on the radio at morning once and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up was on.

What a start of a day, Rickrolled by a machine.

 

[Spinhorse]

My ipod.

I had to sleep in a garden shed one night (long story) and was scared shitless - I had some my little pony vids that could distract me for the night, but when I turned on my ipod it was blank.

I gave up on it and a couple of months later I needed to use it as a storage device and somehow all my songs/vids were on it again.

(I switched computers, my new laptop didn't have anything on it at the time so it did not synch back or anything)

 

[Badong]

My last AVR kept on making a clicking sound, and my current AVR keeps on making a high-pitched whining sound whenever I turn on the CPU too quickly. Needless to say, it took great restraint to resist the temptation of reducing both to scrap metal using my arnis stick.

Thank God I bought a laptop for Christmas, though.

 

[Sarge034]

The only thing I will say here is USB cables.

If you possess more than one USB cable, drive, ANYTHING, or have to switch anything like that out even occasionally, then you know what I'm talking about.

I hear you.

I would have to say my internet browser. What's that? You want to open up another tab? WELL TOO DAMN BAD!!!!

 

[SextusMaximus]

My chair at work is in cahoots with the door handles. My sleeves keep getting caught on the latter and the former just spins around as and when it wishes to.

Also this.

Oh you cheeky guy!

Might need a new picture though, cause the YT layout has changed

 

[iseko]

Once, by my motorcycle... I was going out and when I wanted to go home at around 3 in the morning, the damn thing would not start. I tried for half an hour and it wouldn't work. So I call my brother to pick me up and he brings the truck so we can take the motorcycle home with us.

We start loading it up after trying one more time to start it. Whilste loading, two cops pull up. They think we are trying to steal the bike. I said: no, it's mine but it won't start. Here look. I try and start it... And it starts.

I was standing there stunned at first and then yelling: you dirty MOFO!

It's funny afterwards but then I was really pissed off