maybe you should give an example yourself, bro
as for me, what can I say, I got mugged on a dark street one night (true story) and for some reason the guy wanted my clothes (except my underwear, thank god)
now the embarrasing part, I actually had to run home in my boxers and having my man tits (back then) bouncing all around (good luck taking that image out of your mind)
again, thank god it was a dark night