Ever failed first level?

[Onyx Oblivion]

Depends on the game and difficulty.

Bayonetta on Hard, yes. Took me a few tries...

God of War 2 on...whatever was right above normal. No. Died zero times.

 

[LWS666]

resident evil 5

i kept runnig out of ammo on level 1 then gave up. slow walking + slow moving is extremly iritating.

 

[quiet_samurai]

The first Ninja Gaiden installment for the original X-Box. I died about four times in the level, to be immediately followed by about a dozen or so deaths at the hands OF THE FIRST BOSS!!

Rad game though.

 

[Plurralbles]

yes. Tons of times.

Mario occasionally just cuz' it's so easy it's hard to pay attention(and there's friends everywhere yelling)

Then whenever it's a different style of game and I have ot get used to the controls.

 

[JamminOz07]

Bayonetta on Hard, yes.

Agreed, I can't get past the prologue on Hard. Pi$$es me off!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Bayonetta on Hard, yes.

Agreed, I can't get past the prologue on Hard. Pi$$es me off!

Oh...I did it...Took a few tries, though.

 

[MEEBO17]

Ninja Bread Man and Anubis 2...WORST GAMES EVER! I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THEM....

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Not the first level (though it may have been) of Bram Stokers Dracula for the sega cd. SPOILER ALERT... >.> When you fight the Human bat hybrid form and he turns into like 100 rats. and if you dont kill them all before they run off screen you die. And by dieing i mean are treated to an instant cut scene of Keannu reeves yelling. GRRRRrrrr AAAARRGGGGHhh into the screen. With some halfass fish eye lense effect in that "looking through a rusty screen door" sega cd video quality.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Ghosts and Goblins. We actually purchased this monstrosity of a title. Never got past the second level. Who play tested that thing?!

Well, we found this list of some of the playtesters.

Ghosts and Goblins Play Testers:
God (Got to Level 3 then rage quit)
Morgan Freeman (Won)
Batman (Won)
Chuck Norris (Game shattered in half upon said tester touching it)


Interesting.

 

[Meggiepants]

Ghosts and Goblins. We actually purchased this monstrosity of a title. Never got past the second level. Who play tested that thing?!

Well, we found this list of some of the playtesters.

Ghosts and Goblins Play Testers:
God (Got to Level 3 then rage quit)
Morgan Freeman (Won)
Batman (Won)
Chuck Norris (Game shattered in half upon said tester touching it)


Interesting.

Heh heh! Nicely played, sir!

 

[ZaronX]

Devil May Cry's first boss completely slaughtered me, and on the occasion I beat him the side mission would cheese me off.

I actually beat the optional mission on my first try but then for some reason erased my original save. I was never able to do it again, and couldn't consistently beat Phantom. Ahahaha~ at some point it enraged me so much that I couldn't even consistently do something I'd done before (and in the side mission's case ever do again) I broke my fancy new widescreen TV over it. :'D

I have since unlocked easy auto, which makes the game so mind-numbingly boring it's not even worth the time anymore. thing plays itself.

All of this could've been solved by making your controls make a lick of sense, Capcom. X is jump. the bottom buttons is always jump, and has been since Super nintendo. Not "pull out your guns and slow to a crawl while what you were trying to avoid destroys you." Never could get "TRIANGLE NOT TO DIE" into my head, for some reason.

Stupid game. ._.

 

[adamson1000]

the 2nd level of devil may cry 3

 

[adamson1000]

i loled

 

[adamson1000]

"""""Well, we found this list of some of the playtesters.

Ghosts and Goblins Play Testers:
God (Got to Level 3 then rage quit)
Morgan Freeman (Won)
Batman (Won)
Chuck Norris (Game shattered in half upon said tester touching it)

Interesting."""""
opps i meant i lold at this the quote


it did not work last time

 

[CoverYourHead]

Ninja Gaiden. The first boss in that game is similar to having a person coming over and kicking you in the nuts screaming "This game is serious business! Now, pay attention! No button mashing is allowed! Blocking will not be accepted! You cannot dodge this attack! You are doomed! Nothing and no one can help you now!".

 

[0p3rati0n]

I sort of expected this thread to be about dying on the first level...'cause I've done that in Super Mario Bros. more times than I'd care to admit. I've never been stuck like that, though.

You took the words right out of my "mouth!" Are you psychic?

 

[aDuck]

lion king on snes... 10+ years ago i could never kick the hyenas ass.
everytime i tried, i promptly turned off my game and put in DK2 in good times

 

[sheic99]

Ninja Gaiden, doesn't matter which one. I've failed all of them.

 

[Megacherv]

I Wanna Be The Guy is obvious. Also any of the classic MegaMan games.

 

[Pendragon9]

I Wanna Be the Guy.

....

*goes to cry in the back* DELICIOUS FRUIT, WHYYYYY?!