I'm not one for murder or theft but do you know what I really enjoy? If someone I know is just starting off a relationship (that stage where the two idiots hang on each other and say disgustingly lovey crap all the time) and I happen to be around, I like to take my time and subtly pick at why the two people are together in the first place. I'll make remarks like "so at least the sex was good" and follow that with "so what else do you two have in common?" Those are just small and very general examples but you get the idea. I enjoy picking at people like this and, yes, sometimes it works.
My reasoning for this is that, if a couple cannot stay together in the face of one man's pessimistic commentary, then they were not a very good match to begin with. Think of me as Dr. Love's asshole brother.
So why would I do such a horrible thing, you ask? Because, every now and then, I just feel a little Evil. I will not make excuses for my actions but I will probably be repeating them.
So what about the rest of you? Every feel like being Evil?
My reasoning for this is that, if a couple cannot stay together in the face of one man's pessimistic commentary, then they were not a very good match to begin with. Think of me as Dr. Love's asshole brother.
So why would I do such a horrible thing, you ask? Because, every now and then, I just feel a little Evil. I will not make excuses for my actions but I will probably be repeating them.
So what about the rest of you? Every feel like being Evil?