Ever feel like the universe is just fucking with you?

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?


Edit: Since some slightly cynical people are accusing me of being a ***** I just thought I'd add to this.
I'm one who's quite prone to depression and I'm just bad at expressing my feelings. The anonymity of the Internet kind of helps.
But above was just an example of my fairly shit few months. But my main point was just do people feel just overwhelmed by just small things snowballing and building up on you?

 

[FalloutJack]

If someone were to throw me a shovel, I'd KILL THEM with the shovel. I take no shit in my life. Now way. Too bad. You can't force shit on me. I fight back.

 

[TrilbyUK]

Occasionally, but no more often that the opposite effect.

Also, for anyone who wants to put "It could be worse" here: Don't.
Knowing that other people have even more crap in their lives than me doesn't make me feel any better, it makes me feel worse due to a little thing I have called empathy.

ah-hem. Well that turned into a bit of rant, for which I apologise.
Hope your computer gets fixed soon.

 

[Co3x]

Dude that sounds like the shittiest day ever, you have my sympathies.

Things like this do happen to me, and my friends. There was one day I got dumped and then someone tried to mug me on my way home, so I guess it could have been worse...

Anyway my point is that the reverse also seems to happen as well to all of us. We get days that are just amazing. So by the sounds of it you're due a day of sheer bliss, where you win the lottery and the love of your life throws herself at you. Hope it's not too long in coming ^_^

 

[nunqual]

I've never felt that way, to be honest. However, I knew a guy who said something that for some reason resonated with me. This man cannot get water on the bottoms of his feet or on his palms without the skin disentigrating and bleeding. This is due to a genetic disorder which has no treatment. It's a rather horrifying sight. One day, after coming out of the pool, he was in intense pain, and he said to me: "Cosmic lottery screwed me over. Fuck me."

That kind of jarred me for some reason.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Dude that sounds like the shittiest day ever, you have my sympathies.

Things like this do happen to me, and my friends. There was one day I got dumped and then someone tried to mug me on my way home, so I guess it could have been worse...

Anyway my point is that the reverse also seems to happen as well to all of us. We get days that are just amazing. So by the sounds of it you're due a day of sheer bliss, where you win the lottery and the love of your life throws herself at you. Hope it's not too long in coming ^_^

Oh man you have no idea how disheartening the last few weeks have been.
I swear to god I need a good day or I'm gonna go crazy. lol

 

[tomtom94]

Why is it that when I wanted to see her she was never around and now I want to get over her I see her ALL THE TIME?

Speaks for itself really :/ still, it's all a matter of time.

 

[llew]

all the time,but i just laugh it off, say ive put up with worse, and most probably punch the problem unless its female as that goes against my morales

 

[Madara XIII]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?

Yes I usally feel like that especially when College Piles 4 Final term papers on me this weekend.
Sympathy my good fellow


But instead of getting messed over, do what I do. Start Fucking up the Universe to get back...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Snake Plissken]

Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.

Which is it? Were you standing outside or lying in a puddle? And why did you decide to lay down? That's a stupid idea. But so totally hobo-chic.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.

Which is it? Were you standing outside or lying in a puddle? And why did you decide to lay down? That's a stupid idea. But so totally hobo-chic.

Haha I laughed when I read that. No my subway slipped out of the bag into a puddle.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?

Lying in a puddle? Is that an expression or did someone knock you over? D:

EDIT: OHH I read that completely wrong. My bad haha ^^

 

[Padwolf]

Sounds like a crap week

Yep I get that a few times, last month I had a shitty week, I got dumped, and then two days later the vet tells me my cat might have to be put down, on top of that I had two 2000 word essays to write that were due in on the same day that week. I felt like the universe had something against me. But it turned out ok, my cat didn't have to be put down in the end, she only had a cold.

But then there are so many good days to go along with the bad, so I always focus on the good days to help me get through whatever bad days that might come

 

[gellert1984]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?

Its not the universe, its a conspiracy of people whose entire purpose is to make the average joes life fearful and depressing, they use the negative emotions to power their evil spaceships, spreading pain and misery throughout the cosmos.

Really piss 'em off, be happy.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?

Its not the universe, its a conspiracy of people whose entire purpose is to make the average joes life fearful and depressing, they use the negative emotions to power their evil spaceships, spreading pain and misery throughout the cosmos.

Really piss 'em off, be happy.

Bastards, I knew they were watching me....
It can just be hard sometimes to keep up good spirits.

 

[Fraught]

So I have a shit week end so far. Broken computer, really laggy xbox, no one doing anything.
When you think you've hit rock bottom, some asshole throws you a shovel.
I just thought to myself, hey I'll get a nice hot subway to cheer me up.
Two minutes later I'm standing outside subway with my new sandwich lying in a fucking puddle.
Anyone experience anything like this before?

Its not the universe, its a conspiracy of people whose entire purpose is to make the average joes life fearful and depressing, they use the negative emotions to power their evil spaceships, spreading pain and misery throughout the cosmos.

Really piss 'em off, be happy.

You don't mean...no! It couldn't be!

You...don't mean the N.H.K., do you?!

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Don't know what to tell ya.All I can say is that I hope your next week gets better,and someone throws down a cherry picker

 

[waive]

Bad days are solved with some good music, a nice way to relax. To bad I don't do school work then...