Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[MrShowerHead]

Nope

Once one of my friends started masturbating right next to me. That has got to be the most awkward Halo 3 match I've ever played.

 

[Lionsfan]

Nope, never been caught. There's been a few close times though. First was when I finished a date with Miss Michigan about 10 seconds before my parents got home.

Another was when I was with a girl underneath a blanket when her Dad came downstairs to get some water. He thought we were just snuggling so he didn't say anything to us.

I know a bunch of people who've been caught before, both by themselves and with a partner. Most of their stories just came down to stupidity. "Oh well we thought we were being super quiet since her parents were next door", or "I just decided to get one out, and forgot to lock my door"

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[V TheSystem V]

Last week I had my girlfriend over and one of her friends decided to call us from her phone and my friend's phone BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED. I saw the funny side, but found out today that she was trying to intervene between me and my girlfriend. If it ever happens again, I'm punching her in the face.

Start calling or texting her in the middle of the night, and think of the most bullshit excuses for doing so.

I'm going to start doing it when she's in school. Hold the number, and just breathe heavily down the line. I don't care if she knows it's me, I just wanna freak her out. It's just childish interrupting stuff like that for the fun of it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Then again my mum also decided that until I was about 16 I wouldn't mind seeing her walking from her bedroom to the bathroom totally naked with no shame about the situation. Yeah... I still think I should be in therapy for that.

Really? I don't see any problem with that. I'm 35, and both my parents still think nothing of walking out of the shower and drying off right in front of me while continuing a conversation, if they happen to be showering when I go visit. Doesn't bother me either. Non-sexual nudity within a family shouldn't be anything to feel awkward or embarrassed about.

Seeing any woman completely naked is a pretty bad experience for me. When you turn that woman into my mum, it just becomes an assault on my eyes. I'm just glad she's decided to only wander around naked when I'm not in a position where I could possibly see her. I only wish she'd decided it's fucked up to parade around naked in front of your son much earlier than she did. No wonder I don't like women...

 

[KimiJay]

Never been caught masturbating...

.. Got caught having sex just last night though. Didn't think anyone had seen us, but got a bit of a shock when the whole of my hometown started talking about it today....

Do you have a viewing window set up or is it just one of those towns where news somehow travels fast?

It's a very small place, nothing is secret here... Which i wished i'd remembered at the time!!

 

[FamoFunk]

I've been walked in on doing the deed. I'm not longer with the guy, so I feel no shame looking at his Dad anymore.

 

[bitCrusher]

never been caught red-handed, but my roommate almost caught me. He left for class but came back because he forgot something. He definitely suspected me, but he did something really nice: he locked the door after he left. HA!

 

[Adam28]

No, I am too careful...

Hope I am never caught though

 

[Azarhac]

Never, well not in the act but I have had a climax within 10 seconds of some family derp opening the door to my room ( which I was about half a meter from my crotch region... )

 

[Trololo Punk]

Nope, pretty close couple of times though.

 

[RoyalWelsh]

I almost got caught by my Mam and a friend of mine but i'm usually careful.

 

[Febel]

God, yeah, that happened to me a while back.

I got home from college and thought no-one was home.

Went to the computer, brought up YouTube and started blasting MLP:FiM & singing along to the theme tune, shouting "IT'S PONY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

My mother was home.

OT: Nah, I've always been careful with my... activities.

Similar thing here. I had the theme blasting on my TV when I thought no one was home when suddenly *KNOCKKNOCK* "What's that music?"
...I wish it had been porn...

OT: Never been caught having a date with Rosie Palms, but I was caught having sex once and immediately fell back onto my old "Humour as a coping mechanism" schtick. I gave my roommate (the one who caught me) A thumbs up and a wink while still...ah....going at it.

 

[Flaming Narwhal]

I haven't been caught in the act, but I've had plenty of close calls, especially during the latter part of the forth grade. Shit got INTENSE.

 

[Nazz3]

Almost, I barely managed to hide it under my shirt

 

[Emurlahn]

Nope, during sex though....

By her mom. And that was the first time I met her...
That was kinda, well, you understand, right?

What is the last word there??

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

I can't be the only one who thought this was going to be a disguised MLP thread, can I?! -_-

OT: No.

your not the only one

 

[wolas3214]

I was expecting ponies, I am dissapoint.

OT: I haven't been caught yet but had a couple close calls.

This.

Anywho yes. by my mother no less. when i realised i was screwed i jsut shrugged and told her that sorry its part of the average guys life. suck it up and stop opening my damn door. its closed for a reason. i then completley derailed the conversation by saying i walked in on jim doing it too(i actually did. blarghh) so she went 'really!' and went to go make fun of him for it and i got to finish up. *cough*

Its a good thing im always wrapped in a blanket on my computer because i deff would nto ahve beena ble to say taht with my dick in my hand.

 

[Treaos Serrare]

locks are on doors for a reason, also where were you? i don't know about the rest of you but i do my business in the privacy of a lockable bathroom

 

[shadyh8er]

Well i'm just glad that its not considered a professional sport yet

Maybe not professional, but here you go: Masturbate-a-thon [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon].

The winner of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" (and also the World Record Holder in this category) is Mr. Masanobu Sato, who in 2008 masturbated for 9 hours and 33 minutes. In 2009 he extended his record to 9 hours and 58 minutes.

The winner of "Most Orgasms/Male" was set by Big Rob in 2010 -- at 83 climaxes, a world record.

0__0 My mind=blown! (No pun intended).

OT: Yes, by my brother mo less!