Ever read a book so bad that you actaully stopped reading?

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JordanHavoc said:
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Misery by Stephen King


Dear god I couldn't finish that book and wanted to burn it.
Why is that, if you don't mind me asking?
It was slow and boring. it just filled me with this uncontrollable urge to burn it. The only other authors who have done that to me are Michael Moore and Dr. Lara
 

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After having read the Hobbit and the Fellowship of the Ring, I got a third of the way through the Two Towers before giving up. It's a decent story, the problem is that the writing is just so boring. I mean nerve-grindingly boring.
The last time I tried to read The Two Towers, was back during High School. I wanted to like it, I honestly did. I just couldn't bear to endure it any longer. Loved The Hobbit, liked Fellowship of the Ring, but Two Towers made me put the book down, and I haven't attempted to pick it up since.

The other series that came highly recommended to me was Anne Mccaffrey's Dragonrider's of Pern. I started with 'Dragonsdawn' and just couldn't get into it.
 

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TheBrett said:
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I will probably catch a lot of shit for this, but Lord of the Rings.
I don't blame you. The first half of the Fellowship of the Ring is torture: slow-paced and boring. It's even worse if you saw the movie before reading the book, since the movie has much better pacing.

I don't know if I would call it "bad", but I put down Kushiel's Dart about 150 pages in. I found it very slow and dull, and Jacquelyn Carey is prone to flowery prose that is very annoying at times.
My god really? Kushiels Dart is without a doubt my favorite book and series ever written. She is my Tolkien. She builds worlds so much better than any person I have ever read. If you ever want to give it a try, go for the second trilogy in the set with Phedre's godson Imriel. I am defending this book to my last dying breath.

But I do agree about Fellowship. I had a guy tell me how the books changed his life blah blah blah and after watching the movie, this was the most disappointing book ever.
 

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aprilmarie said:
JordanHavoc said:
aprilmarie said:
Misery by Stephen King


Dear god I couldn't finish that book and wanted to burn it.
Why is that, if you don't mind me asking?
It was slow and boring. it just filled me with this uncontrollable urge to burn it. The only other authors who have done that to me are Michael Moore and Dr. Lara
I thought that book was like, the definition of suspense and excellent pacing, but we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one
 

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If I added up the amount of time I've wasted in trying to push through shitty books, it must add up to at least a year of my life. And I loathe that knowledge more than you could ever imagine.

That's why, now, if I'm halfway through a book and I still don't like it, I just stop and never pick it up again. There's been a few like that now, although the only ones I can remember are The Cathedral of the Sea (or something) that still hadn't got to the main story promised by the blurb even by the time I was three quarters of the way through, and The Book Thief, which read like a kid's book and used every single narrative device going. Every. Single. One. Pictures. Skipping back and forth in time. Personified death as the quirky narrative tool (which reeked of bargain-basement Terry Pratchett). Stupid quotes trying to sound philosophical. It was all just...so annoying. Good Lord. Everyone else I know loved the thing but I hated it. /literature hipster ;D
 

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JordanHavoc said:
aprilmarie said:
JordanHavoc said:
aprilmarie said:
Misery by Stephen King


Dear god I couldn't finish that book and wanted to burn it.
Why is that, if you don't mind me asking?
It was slow and boring. it just filled me with this uncontrollable urge to burn it. The only other authors who have done that to me are Michael Moore and Dr. Lara
I thought that book was like, the definition of suspense and excellent pacing, but we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one
Yeah much as I enjoy horror fiction I've never been much for Stephen King novels...though some of his novels were ok. Just that one is the worst one I've ever read....
 

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Orcs by Stan Nicholls.

It was recommended to my by a friend, but halfway through I just couldn't finish it. Bad pacing, one-dimensional characters, no character development, and a dull plot.
 

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JordanHavoc said:
. . . I'm going to pretend this is somehow a joke. I picked up Great Gatsby in the morning, and suddenly it was mid-afternoon and the book was done. That's probably the greatest book of all time
WHAT?! Someone with a different opinion than you? How can such a thing be!? Surely everything I like, everyone else likes too, right? Right?
 

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EternalFacepalm said:
JordanHavoc said:
. . . I'm going to pretend this is somehow a joke. I picked up Great Gatsby in the morning, and suddenly it was mid-afternoon and the book was done. That's probably the greatest book of all time
WHAT?! Someone with a different opinion than you? How can such a thing be!? Surely everything I like, everyone else likes too, right? Right?
Exactly!

Yeah, I guess I did come off as something of a tosser in that post.I really didn't mean to, that just kind of caught me by surprise. I'm generally pretty used to people not liking the things I like, but I always just assumed that everyone loves (or at least likes) The Great Gatsby because I've never heard anyone say otherwise.

Edit: Also, that is a great username
 

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Uhm, I guess I could count Plato there. The Politeia is a fucking hard and boring read... still, I didn't so much quit as turned it into a "long-time project". Book four of ten already and I only started two years ago!
 

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I read part of a book called 'Rage' by Simon Conway and really didn't like it. It seemed to be more of a porno novel than a book about a war correspondent.
 

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GreatTeacherCAW said:
Pretty much anything by Stephen King. Also, I had to write a review on Twilight a while back for the paper, and I just couldn't fucking finish it. When will Stephanie Meyers die from diabetes? Seriously. That fat fuck needs to die. I also tried reading Fellowship of the Ring once. What a grand waste of time that was. So fucking boring.
you must have 1 cruel teacher funny how i expected this whole thread to be full of people saying how awful twilight is but appartly their are other books worth making fun of.
 

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I got halfway through The Invisible Man and I just got way too bored with it. Every part after the beginning just seemed like he was going around messing with random people.
 

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Stephen King's Lisey's Story. There can be no secrets, no drama, no revelations that are worth slogging through that woman's long-unexplained but frequently used references to things in her past or twee uses of the word "smucking" in place of the vulgarity.
 

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molesgallus said:
No, I am quite good at reading.
What does that have to do with anything? Being able to push your way through bad books doesn't make you a good reader.
 

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Flame shield time:

Game of Thrones.

Couldn't read past page 269 of the very first book. Why? Because it billed itself as fantasy, with none of the in-your-face elements that one would associate with sword and sorcery.