EVERYONE. I need help.

[Peach_hat]

I'm starting a site that is dedicated to fish jokes.
Why? Because fish are hilarious.
I only have 4 so far so I need as many as I can get.
You will be credited for your jokes.

Your jokes can be any way related to fish, sea mammals or the ocean.
Pleeeease.

I will love you all very much.

EDIT: Sorry about the other post, I hit enter accidentally whilst typing the headline.

 

[space_oddity]

"Dolphins are the only other mammal who practice gang rape"

Oh wait that isn't a joke. Its a fact.

 

[Peach_hat]

"Dolphins are the only other mammal who practice gang rape"

Oh wait that isn't a joke. Its a fact.

Excellent!!

A did you know section.
That totally works too.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!

I know, it's old and TERRIBLE!

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the Seaweed!

Also old and TERRIBLE!

 

[Ago Iterum]

Spoiler: How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut off it's nose! HAHAHAAHAHAHA

 

[Peach_hat]

So good so far.

 

[olicon]

Platypuses. Yeah..that thing is a joke in itself, really.

 

[fenixrising]

what did the sea say to the fish?
nothing it just waved