Everyone in the world gets a superpower

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

just to completely fuck the world over, im going to say the ability to telepathically control other peoples minds.

If everyone in the world has this power, you can kiss reality goodbye!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh, I'm not really su-

The ability to absorb other peoples powers >

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

*cracks neck and prepares to fight*

 

[Wuggy]

The ability to have any superpower you want but not being able to change it once you make a decision! See, every hypethetical question like this can be broken. It's the good ol' "I wish for more wishes" trick.

 

[Womplord]

everyone can breath FIRE! YEAH! the perfect power! i'll even fix it so they can't turn the power off! because who would need to!?

But seriously: how about the ability to create parallel universes where you control everything? Or increasing everyone's IQ by 10000 points...

 

[Blue Hero]

Explosive semen. Explosive menstrual blood for women.

 

[GeorgW]

Intelligence! It's truly a superpower these days.
If I have to go the more traditional route, I guess I agree with the OP, flight.

 

[Extragorey]

The ability to know exactly where any particular object is at any time by thinking about it. That would be soooo useful.

 

[BanicRhys]

The ability to give me the amount of respect I deserve (a lot).

 

[silver wolf009]

I chose to have my ability to move increased one hundred fold, and to be able to safely do so. I'd be able to run about 400MPH comfortably, and jump a hundred feet, and my body would compensate it would have the same affect as jumping normally, so if I hit a wall at full speed it'd be like hitting a wall at 4MPH. I'd get my exercise, that's for sure.