Evil Geniuses get in here.

[Rastien]

Right my fellow escapists i pose this question to you.

You are now the proud owner of immense chimera army!

1) Which 2 creatures have you spliced together to create your army and the name

2) What do you do with your army now?

For me
1: Rhino and a great white shark. "Sharkoceros" these bad boys can charge from land to sea and back again.

2: What can i say im going for world domination cliché i know but say that to my "SHARKOCEROS"


-Captch queen's yacht why yes i shall have tea and biscuits with the queen on her yacht as we watch london fall to my chimeras.

 

[Rastien]

I think you might find more evil genius' here: http://www.evilgeniuses.net/


OT: Have you tried the game Impossible Creatures? Pretty much this concept put into a strategy game, and going by that game, the best combination is a whalephant (blue whale with elephant legs and tusks, it was fucking pro).

I am looking into this now but love the concept

1. Human top half with an ape's bottom half.

2. Make a sweat shop

Yes, I'll just push capitalism to its limits and make some cash.

 

[Antitonic]

Nothing up my sleeve... [http://seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=evilanimalminion]

You know what? Let's make dropbears. As for what I do... Let's just say I'll be putting on a little show... Muah ha ha...

[sub][sub]By which I mean my army/troupe will travel in a Broadway show. Obviously.[/sub][/sub]

 

[bobmus]

1) Dolphins and humans - call them 'The Solution to Global Warming'
2) Found Atlantis.

 

[Limecake]

Elephants and porcupines, elephants are just too deadly and so I gave them quills to let them become deadly at range too.

those quills would be huge!

 

[DoPo]

I shall combine a bear and a pterodactyl! And I'll call it

Spoiler: The Bearodactyl

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go take over the world.

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

Panda's and Piranhas. Let the genocidal hilarity ensue!

 

[Rastien]

Elephants and porcupines, elephants are just too deadly and so I gave them quills to let them become deadly at range too.

those quills would be huge!

Hory shet good call sir Porcuphants!

I shall combine a bear and a pterodactyl! And I'll call it

Spoiler: The Bearodactyl

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go take over the world.

Dear lord what has been seen cannot be unseen!

 

[Esotera]

Rats and pigeons. Not very awesome, but rats are practically indestructible as a species, and a flying army of them would have any nation in the world bow before my feet.

Or maybe a giraffe and mouse, simply because I think small killer giraffes would be amusing.

 

[DoPo]

I shall combine a bear and a pterodactyl! And I'll call it

Spoiler: The Bearodactyl

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go take over the world.

Dear lord what has been seen cannot be unseen!

YESS! My minions already started spreading fear in the hears of my enemies. My choice was correct >

 

[Rastien]

Rats and pigeons. Not very awesome, but rats are practically indestructible as a species, and a flying army of them would have any nation in the world bow before my feet.

Or maybe a giraffe and mouse, simply because I think small killer giraffes would be amusing.

Hehe wee little hairy giraffe mice i may die of the cuteness x)

 

[Rawne1980]

Fear my death from above....

Alligators that shit on your heads ..... mwahahaha

 

[Rastien]

Fear my death from above....

Spoiler

Alligators that shit on your heads ..... mwahahaha

Would love to set a few of these bad boys loose in the local pond... sit and wait for the old people and children to come feed the duckies >

 

[backinthepresentfuture]

1: camel spiders and pyramid heads "camel heads"
2: kill and rape everything, until the earth is devoid of all life. (even bacteria and plants)

 

[The Night Angel]

I combine the body of a giraffe with the head of a German shepherd. Lets see those pesky cats hide up trees now!! Mwahahahahaha.
I'd call them Sheraffes or something boring and unimaginative like that.