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Blindswordmaster

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What's your evil plan? We all have them, what's yours?
Mine is to become the President of the United States and then take over the world using extremely pro-American propaganda and the justification of worldwide manifest destiny. My campaign slogan:"I dream of an American world."
 

xdgt

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Get up the military ladder to gain access to a nuclear facility, then when noone's watching push all the red buttons and watch the world burn in a nuclear inferno..Muhahahaaha!

War, war never changes...
 

Yureina

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My days of creating evil plans are over. Its been that way for quite a few years. But... what is your definition of evil? If it is self-interest, then that probably will not change. :eek:

I guess the closest thing I'd have to this is that I want to be happy... but that isn't "evil" :)
 

Free Thinker

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I'd become a genetic scientist in the field of splicing. I'd create a "Zerg" viral strain and make myself into the King of Blades. The Hive shall begin and thrive!
 

Arrogancy

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Easy. Step 1: Cause several international incidents pushing the world toward war. Step 2: Create giant superweapons corporation. Step 3: Profit! Also, conquer the world. It's the unofficial fourth step once everyone has been bled dry by the war.
 

Amethyst Wind

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Not to brag, but Resi 6 will be a documentary about me.

Chapter 1? Keeping Chris Redfield far away from the theater of play.
 

SentryGun

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My evil plan:

stage an *alien invasion* and say that I have the only weapon that can stop said aliens then the world will unite under me and I will become supreme High emporer of earth!

mwahahahaha!
 

rabidmidget

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Currently I just try to spread the idea that water-boarding is an extreme sport.

The only problem is that it's way to easy, which takes some of the fun out of it.
 

Talshere

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Blindswordmaster said:
What's your evil plan? We all have them, what's yours?
Mine is to become the President of the United States and then take over the world using extremely pro-American propaganda and the justification of worldwide manifest destiny. My campaign slogan:"I dream of an American world."
For this to not happen. My evil plan now revolves around foiling yours.
 

Sandernista

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Become a famous and influential Professor slowly populating the world with people who share my beliefs make politicians grovel for my endorsements mwahahahahahha!
 

FalloutJack

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You're asking? Seriously? Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...

Then, I have some examples in mind.

{1} To become President, I would attempt to ride the "Sometimes, an ordinary guy with common sense is better than a politician with personal issues." ticket. This was a plan I came up with somewhere in the middle of Dubya's terms, for obvious reasons. Still, there's probably an application somewhere. The idea of this plan is that I get into the Presidency and just do things all willy-nilly in a manner that I like. I could tell people I don't like to fuck off and it'll be on the news at eight. Probably, the kinds of people I tell off are the people EVERYONE wants to tell off. I would be the most sarcastic and snarky President ever, and I would open up a radio talk-show called "This is the President", for laughs! Then, I would challenge Bill Gates to give up most of his money and try to build himself up from scratch again.

{2} Right now, we are breaking some of the sci-fi boundaries on some of the most advanced stuff ever. At this time, I'm waiting on technology to reach the Ghost in the Shell level so I can use a full-prosthetic body to be like Batman. That's not technically an evil plan. That's an awesome plan. An evil plan is to round up all the scientists who work with or in association with nanotechnology and say this... "Gentlemen and lady scientists, we have the power to create something far more capable than nanites. I hear good things about nanites, but it's time to jump that shark and move on to the next stage. It's time...for metacells.". Metacells are machine/cybernetic cells based upon a concept found in Isaac Asimov's robot universe. Once we have metacells, a self-replicating and technologically shape-changing colony of molecular devices, the world and maybe the universe is ours.
 

kikon9

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1: I would first leave earth in a space pod. Then, I will return after seeding mars with life and rapidly evolving a race of monsters. I would then return to earth and rain my monsters from the heavens. As me and my star born ones destroy humanity, I would take the most beautiful women for my tentacle harem.

2: My second plan is to build a device that can extrapolate my thoughts and program them into the Earth's magnetic field. I will then use my power to microwave people with ultraviolet rays funneled in from the sun. Of course, I won't be stupid and kill them all. I will kill a few, maybe one country and let the rest reproduce with the newly unused resources. Evil and good at the same time.
 

Skorpyo

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I had a fifth-grader write mine up for me.



Pity he skipped right to #9.
 

Hashime

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Develop a cure for aids, but make it so that you are sterilized when it cures you.
Distribute said cure in the form of a bio-engineered virus. (really the only way to cure HIV/Aids anyways) Resulting in drop in birth rate in countries and demographics most affected by the virus, mainly the poor.
Helps reduce population growth of planet, but more direct methods may be required to really save it.
 

Lust

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Transcend logic/reality and make a new plane of existence. Create new life.

Though it probably won't happen. >.>