Evil Plans

[Atmos Duality]

Not really evil, just..."misguided".

Plan: Ascend to Dragon-hood, and then torch this miserable little hole I live in that dares to call itself a city.
The only mercy I can grant it is that they shall have an epitaph of awesome.

After that, I'm unsure what to do. I am confident that my attack will catch the military off-guard at least.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Destroy.....EVERYTHING >

 

[Glaive_21842]

Step 1: Find new highly addictive substance
Step 2: Somehow slip it under the nose of the FDA
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!

 

[Mr. Omega]

1: Obtain electrical powers.
2: Convince people that I am a servant of God, "smiting" a "non-believer" to prove my point.
3: To unite the 3 main releigions, tell them that all are correct, they were just never around each other to see it, so all three were right, they just didn't know the others were right. Any who don't belive me get zapped to remind them I "work for god"
4: With support of a majority of the planet, I ask for money.
5: Use this money to purchase a series of islands. Establish my own nation.
6: Before that, look for beleivers who work for places like the CIA and other equivalents, planting them as sleepr agents.
7: I have scientists create a device to amplify my powers
8: With so much of the world believing me a servant of the divine, I declare war, using the device to rain lightning down upon major cities.
9: Internal rioting within nations will make victory easy.
10: Once done, live out my life as a "messiah", telling them after my mortal existance, I will return to the beyond, and those who follow me will be rewarded.
11: Just to cause chaos afterwards, on my deathbed, let them know I am just a man.
12: World goes into chaos. IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NOBODY CAN!

or plan b:
Use Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon with Mr. T, Bruce Lee and Adam West as backup.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Form a new political/religiouse group that gains lots of popularity, while working on FTL/Wormhole technology. Discover effective space travel and take over the world with the political/religiouse, making it a massive empire. Create a massive fleet to colonise/conquer galaxy. Die a succesful man...

...And then come back as a zombie and start the apocolypse.

 

[badgersprite]

1: Sleep with a celebrity.
2: Make millions of dollars off the sex tape or a trashy reality show that cashes in on the notoriety.
3: Use that money to buy my way into South America and become a wealthy starlet.
4: Mingle with the elite and marry a corrupt Dictator in the region.
5: Kill him in his sleep and take over his country.
6: Declare myself Queen. Or, better yet, a God-Empress.
7: Commission the construction of a golden pyramid from which I will rule while my subjects are forced to pray to me outside.
8: Fucking coast.

 

[Jonny1188]

This ties into how I plan to die and my plans thereafter; this will take place in my eighties or if I'm terminal. First, I will mount a moving gas truck and blow up on while it is crossing a bridge or overpass. If my body is retrievable, or I die before I can do this, I will request that something heinous be done with my ashes and/or severed head. The ashes should be thrown into a random person's face, and my head should be left in a park for children to find.

 

[individual11]

Something between what Mr. Plissken did at the end of Escape from LA, and the Tracer Tong ending from Deus Ex. Maybe not *evil*, but will certainly shake things up a bit.

If you don't know what I mean, watch the movie (classic trash) and play the game (just a classic).

Although if you frequent the site and are older than 20, chances are you've already done both.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Mechs! Then remake the British empire!
So basically the Code Geass Holy Britannian Empire. With less Zero preferably.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I get a good 20,000 men and women to follow my commands. Take over Activision, Microsoft, Apple and Switzerland. Wait a few years to get enough money to build my ship. Go out into outer space, wrangle up an Asteroid and send it crashing into Earth. In my ship I'll have enough people to start again anew. I just need a ship that can last forever, is unbelievably fast and is strong enough to tow asteroids. From there on we'll search for a new planet. If we find one within my life time, I am named ruler. Then I'll focus my efforts on making a dynasty, if I hadn't already in the ship.