Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Evil Smurf]

I thought it had :/

 

[Evil Smurf]

I rustled at least 3 Jimmies

 

[Evil Smurf]

What a fantastic idea!

 

[Evil Smurf]

My girlfriend invited me to her new years party, and her parents like me! Wow.

Also a troll face would work

 

[Evil Smurf]

she has two ex boyfriends that are boarderline stalking her. Her mum saw I was a normal gentlemanly human. That won points I think I hav'n't met her parents officially though, just at a party. It is pretty good life.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My ex girlfriends parents hate me...

They are heavily religious (Catholic) and she invited me and my cousin to her house to meet them, so her mom tried to put holy water (that was in a little shelf in the hallway) to bless us, but I took the funny route of screaming "IT BURNS!!" my cousin and girlfriend were laughing, but her parents...oh crap, thy hated me immediately...

Didn't stop me from going there when both her parents were at work though.

oh wow, I forgot how religious Ireland is. That sounds hilarious!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Wait, no drinking is a catholic thing? Protestants like me can drink The casual sex thing I am against because I'd hate to be a man whore, but feel you need to be in a loving relationship to have sex. (Not judging you if you do casual sex, you are a cool guy) Speaking of which my girlfriend has a family emergency so no time together :/

It is a shame the catholic church has been running pedophile rings for so long, abusers are not cool and neither is manipulating religion to get what you want.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Those rings make me laugh, a ring is going to stop you drinking? What matters is your morals and which (if any) higher power you hold them to. See I try to be as generous and helpful as possible because that is what Jesus did and people still talk about him!

As for the Pedo stuff, I don't blame anyone if they want to get away from organised religion, Pedophilia is a very very bad thing. Something no one has ever documented Jesus as being funnily enough.

I'm not scaring you with all the times I mentioned Jesus (who did drink) am I? I hope not.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hope so man, I know your feels

 

[Evil Smurf]

what is the Irish political scene like?