Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Barbas]

It'd be nice to have a massage from rabbits.

 

[FPLOON]

I went to the spa with some ducks...

 

[Barbas]

I went to the spa with some ducks...

Oh my gods, what? When, how???

 

[FPLOON]

I went to the spa with some ducks...

Oh my gods, what? When, how???

Well, I was quacking it up with a ol' swan of mine when, all of a sudden, this old geese comes up to me, asking if I would fit the bill for a quick spa treatment... Now, I didn't want to ruffle up a few feathers since I was mighty sure that I could for the three of us... So, we all flocked on down to the spa, spoke a few tales with some the other little ducklings there, and flew our separate ways afterwards... Overall, I say that it all went swimmingly...

 

[Evil Smurf]

/me boops chat

 

[FPLOON]

/comcast the soul

 

[Barbas]

I went to the spa with some ducks...

Oh my gods, what? When, how???

Well, I was quacking it up with a ol' swan of mine when, all of a sudden, this old geese comes up to me, asking if I would fit the bill for a quick spa treatment... Now, I didn't want to ruffle up a few feathers since I was mighty sure that I could for the three of us... So, we all flocked on down to the spa, spoke a few tales with some the other little ducklings there, and flew our separate ways afterwards... Overall, I say that it all went swimmingly...

That reminds me of the time me and the otters took the steamboat down to the riverbank with Hammy Hamster and the Hammington Hams. Those were the golden days.

 

[FPLOON]

I went to the spa with some ducks...

Oh my gods, what? When, how???

Well, I was quacking it up with a ol' swan of mine when, all of a sudden, this old geese comes up to me, asking if I would fit the bill for a quick spa treatment... Now, I didn't want to ruffle up a few feathers since I was mighty sure that I could for the three of us... So, we all flocked on down to the spa, spoke a few tales with some the other little ducklings there, and flew our separate ways afterwards... Overall, I say that it all went swimmingly...

That reminds me of the time me and the otters took the steamboat down to the riverbank with Hammy Hamster and the Hammington Hams. Those were the golden days.

It sea our lives aren't as cut and dry as they thought...

 

[Evil Smurf]

All this see talk is making my avatar hungry....

 

[FPLOON]

All this see talk is making my avatar hungry....

That sounds a bit fishy... Hope that hunger gets nip'd in the bud, though...

 

[Barbas]

All this see talk is making my avatar hungry....

Don't forget your spinach.

Or Popeye will kill yo ass.

 

[FPLOON]

An apple a day keeps the doctor from asking for your rent at the end of the month...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Are you in the tardis?

 

[FPLOON]

Yes... But, the point is that it's roomy on the inside... and that it's easier to acquire apples than rent money...

 

[Evil Smurf]

Is it just me, or has the UI been fucked with?

 

[Barbas]

Is it just me, or has the UI been fucked with?

Something to do with the launch of the mobile version of The Escapist?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Is it just me, or has the UI been fucked with?

Something to do with the launch of the mobile version of The Escapist?

Yep, why do I need a mobile website for a 1080p smartphone?

 

[Barbas]

Yep, why do I need a mobile website for a 1080p smartphone?

Beats me. I hear some other people are naaaht happy with that particular layout and share similar frustrations. Me? I bought some rice crackers. Teriyaki ones. Totally awesome.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Yep, why do I need a mobile website for a 1080p smartphone?

Beats me. I hear some other people are naaaht happy with that particular layout and share similar frustrations. Me? I bought some rice crackers. Teriyaki ones. Totally awesome.

Nice.

 

[FPLOON]

Wait... Phones can do more than just call strangers you know well enough to keep their phone number on speed-dial?

#GettinTooOldForThisChiz