Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[FPLOON]

One for everyday of the month? That basically describes my shirts in a nutshell...

 

[Barbas]

You own that many? Wow. Shirts have gone crazy.

 

[FPLOON]

With 1/3 of them bought custom-made, I did not know how to manage my finances at the time!

 

[Barbas]

Have you ever worked in a supermarket or grocery store? What is the best place you've ever worked? I'm thinking of getting in some hours at the local supermarket to partially pay my way through this college course! >.>

 

[FPLOON]

1. No because they haven't hired me yet... The same for the pizza places "near" me...
2. Recently, the convention... Overall, at the thrift shop near my best friend's place...
3. Always wanted to work at a arcade-like restaurant, fixing the machines and shit...

 

[Barbas]

That's a tough job, I reckon. D'you think you fare better working 'front of house' or behind the scenes (e.g. in the stock room)?

 

[FPLOON]

It sounds tough when you add "non-adolescent children" to the mix... especially when you're playing the chain's mascot...

 

[Barbas]

That's odd.

 

[FPLOON]

But, it is a job position... albeit a literal part-time position, but a job position nonetheless...

 

[Barbas]

Jobs mean dosh. Dosh means gear. Gear means winning.

 

[FPLOON]

And "Top Gear" means "so winning"?

 

[Barbas]

I suppose so, yes. Speaking of which, what was your favourite special?

 

[FPLOON]

The one with the toys...

 

[Barbas]

FPLOON, you're not making any sense again.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh wait... That was a different series with one of guys from "Top Gear"...

 

[Barbas]

I can't find It Follows on DVD at my local supermarkets.

 

[FPLOON]

Have you tired Blu-ray?

 

[Barbas]

No, I've never owned a BluRay player. I just had DVDs and VCDs.

 

[FPLOON]

VCDs? That's the shit!

 

[Barbas]

Yes, they certainly were...[the] shit. Plentiful and affordable, though I am given to understand that they never really took off in the west.