Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

[Barbas]

...The duck has not moved. Cautiously, we reach into our bag of Mars bars...

 

[FPLOON]

And then we throw The Rock at it?

 

[Barbas]

Oh no, we've provoked it. Exeggcute, I choose you!

 

[FPLOON]

*starts battle theme*

 

[Barbas]

*Falls over and breaks his shoulder*.

AAAH! OH SHIT, MY SHOULDER! Call an ambulance, CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE!!

 

[FPLOON]

Yellow card!

 

[Barbas]

Shoot her!

 

[FPLOON]

Paint it Red!

 

[Barbas]

Strawberry red, Prussian red or claret red?

 

[FPLOON]

AC/DC Red!

 

[Barbas]

Is that a new shade?

 

[FPLOON]

It's the nostalgic shade...

 

[Barbas]

Spaghetti. Spaghetti? Spaghetti. Spaghetti cannone. Twenty days in the spaghetto, twenty days in the *****, some days the policia come for me. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, ravioli.

Hold on a second, I think my translation chip is dysfunctional.

 

[FPLOON]

Deleted scene?

 

[Barbas]

I need a moment to consider spaghetti.

No, it's still not working.

 

[FPLOON]

Try the sauce...

 

[Barbas]

Inserting bolognese . . .

 

[FPLOON]

*waits*

 

[Barbas]

> English | Francais | Deutsch

 

[FPLOON]

*two days later*