Ewoks Will Die in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II DLC

[Vault Citizen]

Ah, murdering Ewoks, I don't think Star Wars could give me any finer pleasure.

 

[MurderousToaster]

I remember Battlefront 2 allowing me to destroy them. I'm pretty sure one of the games modes even had a mission where that was the objective.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

okay NOW they're just pandering...

 

[GoGo_Boy]

How comes none rants about this garbage, way too short game getting DLC already?
WOW?

 

[The Night Shade]

Yes yes yes yes no one likes those ugly teddy bears

 

[mattttherman3]

I predict 1500 microsoft points, because Lucasarts likes to rape people. Oh and the mission will take about 10-15 minutes.

 

[jjafargi]

I wish people would get over the Ewoks, especially when there are worse things in the Star Wars universe that are more deserving of a slow painful death. Still interesting DLC though.

What about Jar Jar?

That's kinda who I was hinting at. As well as that Asoka or whatever her name is girl from Clone Wars.

Get Battlefront 2. There's a nice little game mode where you can hunt and kill indigenous creatures of a given planet, or control them and fight the invaders. On Naboo you control the droids as they destroy the Gunguns.

It is glorious.

Duly noted. What systems is it on?

Xbox(Original, but compatible with 360) and PS2.

Also PC. It's available on Steam, among other places.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Screenshots show StarKiller haplessly murdering Ewoks with Force lightning as they try to stab him with spears. You would think they'd be smarter than that.

yeh my thought exactly. Seeing that they never even fought stormtroopers directly in the movies, y would they suddenly do that with an all powerful god jedi. Meh.

just hate what star wars has become. Though i do like the clones wars animated series tbh. x.x

 

[Verlander]

I didn't think the Ewoks were ever that bad. I mean, Chewbacca is just a gangly, big teddy bear. Chewie always reminded me of a paedo

 

[Aggieknight]

I predict 1500 microsoft points, because Lucasarts likes to rape people. Oh and the mission will take about 10-15 minutes.

Are we talking about the DLC or SW:TFU2?

Game was awful and short. Should have been DLC for TFU1.

Joking aside, Lucas Arts is probably just pandering because the game didn't sell as well as they wanted, so they pull out the old "kill teddy bear" card. Again.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Seeing Jar Jar frozen in carbonite in the first game was in of itself an amusing sight, this will be just as good.

 

[The Rascal King]

God damn, why can't we have a Force Unleashed that makes you as evil as possible like in the DLC? The evil ending for FU2 was almost as stupid as the ending as the good.

Spoiler

I mean, a SECOND clone? Jesus tits

 

[Alar]

God damn, why can't we have a Force Unleashed that makes you as evil as possible like in the DLC? The evil ending for FU2 was almost as stupid as the ending as the good.

Spoiler

I mean, a SECOND clone? Jesus tits

Clones are pretty easy to come across in Star Wars. They had a freaking army at one point, remember?

 

[mikespoff]

SW: Battlefront lets you snipe ewoks.

Good times...

 

[TheBlueRabbit]

I want an Ewok fur coat. It would go very well with my Snuggle Bear earmuffs.
I loved playing Battlefront 2 just for the purpose of sniping the annoyingly cute little things.

 

[beema]

They should of put this in the main game. Maybe it would of reviewed better.

 

[Infernai]

Now all we need is a Gungan murdering DLC, complete with a fight with Jar jar Binks at the end, and, as vader would say, "The circle is complete".

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Ok, that is all well and good, but when will I get to play as Hit... Stalin against the Gungans?

 

[Krion_Vark]

God damn, why can't we have a Force Unleashed that makes you as evil as possible like in the DLC? The evil ending for FU2 was almost as stupid as the ending as the good.

Spoiler

I mean, a SECOND clone? Jesus tits

Clones are pretty easy to come across in Star Wars. They had a freaking army at one point, remember?

Technically they always had an army of clones after/during Episode 2