Exaggerate yourself!

[InnerRebellion]

(I spy a captcha below this little white box? Hrm.)

Well, ladies and gents, let's over exaggerate our issues. Take some flaw you have, or something that is troubling you and blow it way out of proportion! 9All exaggerations are not to be taken as fact... unless the person hints otherwise!)

Me:
-I am extremely paranoid
-I'm severely bipolar
-My split personality is in danger of becoming severe schizophrenia
-I'm going to get murdered tomorrow when I tip off the police about the kids planning a huge fight tomorrow


Now you!

 

[Drakmeire]

I AM 70 FEET TALL WITH HAIR THAT CAN CONTROL WATER AND I EAT SEVEN DWARF PLANETS PER DAY!!!!!
oh flaws... ummm
I sleep 20 hours a day, 23 on weekends, I watch 10 hours on anime a day (while sleeping apparently) and can only type 2 words per hour.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Can't say this thread isn't original.

Why does it have to be negative aspects of our personality?

And... I don't really have anything to say.

It doesn't, I just think people might want to feel better about themselves by making their flaws sound utterly ridiculous.

 

[Braonan]

I can commiserate;
-I am extremely paranoid
-I'm severely bipolar
-My split personality is in danger of becoming severe schizophrenia
-When I wake up in the morning it's sad cos am still alive
-It's been just 1 year and 10 days since I attempted suicide
-I wish I had a shotgun

 

[dakorok]

I'm the coolest, strongest, hottest dude in the entire world.

 

[OakTaooper]

I have to bring in firing squads to pop some of my pimples. Ach, that's disgusting.

I can go swimming in soda cans, soda bottles, Powerade bottles, and all in the comfort of my computer chair.

My singing is the cause of the mass animal death in various parts of the world ( I kid, I kid)

I take so many pills I can also go swimming in my old prescription bottles.

 

[General BrEeZy]

IM HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Death God]

I am growing increasingly overweight too fast. I hate my big round belly but sadly, I am not very self-motivated enough to fix it. I did finally manage to drop 8 pounds as told to me by one doctor but the next week, a different one told me I hadn't lost anything and in fact gained 4 pounds. So I am uncertain right now which to trust.