"Exaggerations"...

[Zero-Vash]

In RL I always tell people I just met I'm color blind.

And on the internet, I only go along with people who make assumptions about who I really am. Such as if someone thinks I'm a girl I go along with it.

 

[rubyblue]

Sometimes my friends and I (all girls) will pose as a dude on forums just to see if we can make other girls make complete idiots out of themselves trying to get our attention.

Usually, it works.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I AM the Game

Lemmy Killmeister (especially his facial hair)= win
Also, I don't outright lie. I just remain vague about things so that people make of it what they will.

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

That people aren't pissing me off, that and excuses for logging off

 

[Yankmy Armoff]

Weirdest thing about lies is that they define reality, what people ACCEPT as the truth becomes the truth and the lie becomes reality. If you get away with a lie then you've altered reality slightly. For example, we're told Hitler committed suicide in his bunker at the end of WW2, what if he was assassinated and we were just TOLD he committed suicide? Theres no way to prove different so we accept the lie and human history becomes "tyrants bunker suicide shock".

An accepted lie = reality.

Marvel at your newfound powers my friends, reality is what we make of it.



PS I'm not suggesting Hitler WAS assassinated, just using it as an illustration.

 

[GeoPB]

I use white lies a lot, or as they are more commonly known - Bullshits. You need bullshit to survive in this world, its how you make or break friendships. And you might not know it, but evvverybody bullshits. Its a fact! =]

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

I INVENTED THE QUESTION MARK!!

Do I have to pay a royalty now?

PS I invented the capital letter. Pay up!

 

[El Poncho]

I lie to get me out of things not to make me seem awesome.

 

[cantthinkofausername]

Im going to be honest, i lie all the time. To everyone...then again would you believe me if said i was honest?

The confusion..

 

[Agent Larkin]

I dont know I can very rarely tell if im lying or not.

 

[Drakulla]

I like other people and I wish everyone the best.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I INVENTED THE QUESTION MARK!!

Swine! Taking credit for my work!

 

[r4ndom]

I'm a lame, friendless nerd...

Not anymore my friend. Not anymore.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I AM the Game

Lemmy Killmeister (especially his facial hair)= win
Also, I don't outright lie. I just remain vague about things so that people make of it what they will.

That's a quote?!
Man I thought I was being original. Then again, what's original anymore?