Excellent nicknames

[captaincabbage]

So yeah I just thought of this. Just skip to the bottom of you don't care about the story.

Anyway, this came about because I was just thinking of my friend's nickname.

The story goes, about three years ago my two friends and I were talking about whatever when we started insulting each other for whatever reason. As you can imagine where a conversation of insults would usually begin, we insulted the size of each other's penises.
We all had a good go at each other when my first frind, lets call him Jim, says to my other friend, John, "Your dick's smaller than a shrimp.". This incited laughter from the three of us and Jim and I instantly coined the phrase "Shrimpy Dick".
We laughed it off and Jim instantly said again, "you've got a prawn-dick!", to which John responded, after a bit of mumbling, "Yeah, it's a King Prawn.".
Jim and I started laughing even harder. We called him King Prawn for a few days after and eventually it just stuck.

So now, John will forever be known in our group as King Prawn.


Anyway, what's the most awesome/excellent/hilarious nickname you've heard? Stories are welcomed.

 

[More Fun To Compute]

I'm guessing that you were all stoned.

 

[The Apothecarry]

One my friends runs the captain of a pirate ship in D&D, whose name is Captain Headbeef Fumbleface. It's his nickname now.

My parents gave me the nickname of Buck because I watched so much of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" around Christmas when I was little. It used to annoy me but now I love it.

 

[captaincabbage]

I'm guessing that you were all stoned.

God no! How insulting!! We were drunk.

 

[Dango]

Most of my friends don't have nicknames. The only two I can think of are a friend named Andrew who we all call AJ (no one knows where the "J" came from, it's not his initials).

My other friend's nickname varies, the three versions are "DB", "Dryer Boy", or "DB Odd Fish". We got Dryer Boy because one day he came to school with fabric softener in his shirt (you know, the kind you put in the dryer), and DB is simply an abbreviation of that. As for "DB Odd Fish", it's a kind of long story...

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Awesome McCool Name would be a great nickname.

 

[Drakane]

I know a girl back home named 4 Days. We were at my friends D&D's house (Dean and Darrin) getting drunk per usual. One of their girlfriends brought a friend w/ them. She evadentally was not accustomed to drinking w/ trained professionals such as we were. After a very short time she became quite inebriated and couldn't stop telling us it was 4 Days to her birthday. She honestly said it probably 50 times that night. It was her 17th bday... I still call her it every time I see her in the bar... shes probably 25/26 now.

Also I am RL friends w/ a lot of my old guild from WoW so w/e we are together names such as Musta (short from Mustavend) Bumzab and Jez/Jezabell (a big fat Montanan) amongst others

Personally I have about 100 nicknames a couple being Death Wish or DW... cuz i like to do stupid things, Captin Stupid... again stupid things, Streak... again stupid things, and Pavy... a derivative of my last name, its most common anymore but i do miss the fun ones.

 

[thylasos]

Only nicknames I've evr got were off Russian friends, who either called me Борода (BaradA - "Beard") or Шинель (ShinEL - "Overcoat").

 

[Blank Kold]

Pretty much every girl I've ever hung out with called me Nikki.
An ex of mine had the nickname wills simply because Sarah seems to be a super common name.

 

[smearyllama]

"Biggie Talls" is my "gangsta" name.

I'm only six feet...

I'm also known around some parts as "Big Mac", "McBobbo", and others.