Exceptions to sexual attraction?

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I've stopped calling them exceptions at this point and have instead simply decided I am some kind of freak.

...so is there some sort of form I have to fill out or do I just say I'm a freak too?

We don't really do forms. We stick to chants and funny hats. You will have to learn the handshake though.

Where can this handshake be learned? I can't think of anything I haven't "excepted" at some point...

Captcha: vistrian pixystyx.

Well, it's not so much a handshake as it is a series of gestures, and we don't really use hands per say, and it's kinda, uh...

Okay I'm just gonna come out and admit, we duel with penises. Not necessarily our own, though Frank is quite the talented ************ in every possible way that can be interpretted, and if you do it wrong you have to spend some quality time with "the horses." Nobody likes them.

I've seen hentai about this subject almost to the letter...coincidence? I THINK NOT!
This process actually sounds kind of entertaining, to watch I mean. Being on the dicking end of a male horse would be quite unpleasant, though "Pony Shows" do exist for a reason.

I... I don't think they're really horses. They're something... else. I've mostly blocked out my experiences with them at this point. All I remember is the wicked neighing. It wasn't like how a horse neighs, it was more like a person repeatedly yelling neigh. And I'm pretty certain they each had like five penises.

 

[Doclector]

Everyone's gay for Bridget, everyone's furry for Renamon, everyone's loli for Sasami, everyone's gar for Master Asia and The Major.
No exceptions, just self-denial.

captcha: case closed
Well, you heard him.

I'm not attracted to any of that, and I don't know who the major or master asia are, but to be honest, you don't sound like you're going to give in anytime soon, so I'm just going to drop this argument before it begins.

However, although I'm not attracted to Renamon, I've always wondered, what is with the obsession with renamon that furries seem to have? Why renamon in particular? I'm not being an ass, you're free to be attracted to whatever animal/pokemon you want, but I'm always curious when certain patterns like this arise.

As for me, I don't really know. Honestly, I'm not the hardest person to turn on in the world. I guess I don't usually like skinny girls, but jack from mass effect 2 strangely turned me on. I guess it's because I kinda have a thing for crazy. Mostly because I'm crazy myself.

 

[an annoyed writer]

I'm one of those crazy people that'll fuck whatever falls into these three main checkboxes:

Human?
Feminine to a high degree?
Friendly/Relatable(pansexual, kinda required here)

Basically I'd fuck Cisgendered women, Transgendered women(pre-op and post-op) and people like that Bill Kaulitz guy. Provided I like them as a friend first. That's the tricky part.

And for those who are unsure, you could tell that Kaulitz is a guy by looking at the throat: the adam's apple is smaller than usual, but there If you're looking for it. Speaking from the perspective of a transgendered individual, I've had experience with learning to cover those features up, and I could spot them from a mile away. Still wish I could look that good though. I mean, I'd kill for those looks.

 

[zarix2311]

I've stopped calling them exceptions at this point and have instead simply decided I am some kind of freak.

...so is there some sort of form I have to fill out or do I just say I'm a freak too?

We don't really do forms. We stick to chants and funny hats. You will have to learn the handshake though.

Where can this handshake be learned? I can't think of anything I haven't "excepted" at some point...

Captcha: vistrian pixystyx.

Well, it's not so much a handshake as it is a series of gestures, and we don't really use hands per say, and it's kinda, uh...

Okay I'm just gonna come out and admit, we duel with penises. Not necessarily our own, though Frank is quite the talented ************ in every possible way that can be interpretted, and if you do it wrong you have to spend some quality time with "the horses." Nobody likes them.

I've seen hentai about this subject almost to the letter...coincidence? I THINK NOT!
This process actually sounds kind of entertaining, to watch I mean. Being on the dicking end of a male horse would be quite unpleasant, though "Pony Shows" do exist for a reason.

I... I don't think they're really horses. They're something... else. I've mostly blocked out my experiences with them at this point. All I remember is the wicked neighing. It wasn't like how a horse neighs, it was more like a person repeatedly yelling neigh. And I'm pretty certain they each had like five penises.

Then I guess I'd better not do it wrong.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I just don't care any more. Weird things turn me on and I'm fine with that. For example, girls with armpit hair? Fuck. Yes.

 

[Megacherv]

I think the furries in Sequential Art are also well done. As for me? I did not think I would ever find futa sexy, then I saw... some things... now I'm fine with them.

CAPTCHA: skynet watches

...O_O

Don't let Jolly Jack hear you say that, it's called 'Anthro'.

 

[solemnwar]

I normally find non-white (black, asian) men rather unattractive. It's not so much the skin colour, but the differences in facial types and such.

Except for this guy.

*swoons*

 

[Iron Lightning]

Yeah, I once wanked over non-sexual pictures of CPU coolers. I don't generally find computer parts attractive. It did happen once, though.

 

[Elate]

Strapons.. Being a lover of the pee pee I'm generally not attracted to women, I mean, boobs make nice pillows but meh. Then attach a strapon? BAM, instant attraction. Also butch women (The lesbian kind).. I.. I don't even understand that one.

Yeah, I once wanked over non-sexual pictures of CPU coolers. I don't generally find computer parts attractive. It did happen once, though.

I don't know man, some of those computer components are sleek. I mean, check out what I have in my baby:

-Shudders- Mmph.

 

[Danceofmasks]

I reckon Kayo Police is the hottest trap in gaming.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Sally Acorn? Ugh! You, sir, are clearly a sick sexual deviant.

Now Vanilla on the other hand...

I'm going to sound like a proper weirdo now, but...yeah, I saw a comic that had an...interesting take on Vanilla the Rabbit too, and my penis stopped listening to me. But believe me, the majority of furry porn disgusts me.

My childhood has already been raped with all the weird stuff that I've either seen on purpose (not always for arousal; sometimes, I just find it funny) or accidentally, so I've just become desensitized to a lot of stuff. Not too much, though; I can still watch Scooby-Doo and not think about the inter-species madness I'd somehow ended up looking at on the internet.

I reckon Kayo Police is the hottest trap in gaming.

Nope, Final Fight and Street Fighter's Poison has got her beat there.

 

[VomitPie]

I am going to throw out my little fetish which is werewolves. Not the icky Twilight werewolves, but actual 8ft tall reversed jointed fuzzy killing machines. Maybe it's feral nature or the danger in it. Maybe I have a sexual death wish, but there it is. Werewolves.

 

[Sevriux]

I had a RL exception. Now I have absolutely no attraction to males, with the exception of my current boyfriend. Before him I had only ever had crushes on females. It caused a bit of internal confusion and I didn't think anything would come of it but after a few months we ended up together and are now very happy Though I still can't see any male except him attractive (though I'm all for dem sexay ladays)