EXP: ScrewAttack's Real Trailers - Xbox One

[Imp_Emissary]

So is this why they got rid of ReelPhysics? It would be dissapointing if that was the case. I think this video does it much better.

Yes. This is better

The S.A. video did sum up some of the crap of the stuff, but it was just not very artful about it.

The video you gave though? It's great. =w= d (<- thumbs up face)

 

[CriticalMiss]

So is this why they got rid of ReelPhysics? It would be dissapointing if that was the case. I think this video does it much better.

Thanks for the video, it was way better than the one The Escapist apparently paid for.

RIP Reel Physics.

 

[BloodRed Pixel]

Just wait, in a few month M$ will come out and the say the Xbone was expectantly designed to fail.

ohh where did I hear that before, and how many tools bought that thing back then?


mmmmh....

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

There's an abridged Xbox One launch trailer on Youtube you could watch that is much better than this. The level of humour here is less than you'd see in a typical post on the issue.

 

[Weaver]

Is Screwattack going to have regular content here? I've watched them for years and I really like them.

 

[Sidmen]

While thinking about it and reading these comments (especially the back-and-forth around Archon) I've come to a startling revelation about myself. Most of the things I watch have funny accents... Maybe I'm just turned off by a flat midwestern narration while a Boston, British, or Aussie accent makes things more enjoyable...

 

[Zeckt]

But you forgot to mention the fact that they care nothing about consumer confidence in the customers that lost faith in them after the RROD fiasco by stating nothing about system durability!

 

[Vhite]

ScrewAttack on Escapist? I think I've went full circle around the internet since this is where I started.

 

[Mark B]

So is this why they got rid of ReelPhysics? It would be dissapointing if that was the case. I think this video does it much better.

That video is much better than this flamebait trash.

 

[Strazdas]

Ah, screwattack, the site that is on life support thanks to James Rolfe contract.
The video sounds like a typical rant of a hurt fanboy without any real insight. Typical Screwattack i guess.
You have 4 episodes remaining to get me on board.

 

[Kaymish]

does anyone know the name of the game where the huge ship teleports/jumps around at 0:50 in that video? it looked semi interesting

 

[Headdrivehardscrew]

With Windows 98, I started to believe in Microsoft... especially since MacOS was quite a nightmarish mess back then.

With Windows XP, I knew my judgement was right and my mind was clear, even though the bubbly Teletubby looks made my eyes bleed, come SP2, XP was the one customer and productive OS to rule them all.

With Windows 7, I finally felt like Microsoft 'got it', save for those annoying visual effects and odd under-the-hood changes. God how I was wrong.

Microsoft in 2013 seems to be kinda like in a sisyphos loop, seemingly eternally damned to jump the shark bandwagon.

Don't get me wrong - I like the idea of Chrome/Chromium OS. I really do. But I like that as a handy niche or alternative little something that can absolutely grow into a big little something. Why the hell not. I don't expect or want anything like this from Microsoft, though - or Adobe, for that matter. Fuck always-online. Fuck subscription models with no proper buy alternative. Fuck Kinect. Fuck making me feel fucked over for having believed in you for the last, what, fifteen years of my life. OK, I eventually dropped the 360. Didn't mean I wasn't interested in the XBOX as a gaming machine. Thanks for sorting that out for me, Microsoft.

Now, let's see how Sony handles the situation. Can't possibly be worse, now, can it?

 

[darksakul]

So all the crap that the PS3 got bout having NO Gamez is now being Applied to XBONE, yeah its a voice activated Cable Box that could spy on me. Thats Great, and by great I mean great for me to smash to bits with a sledge hammer.

I see the Xbox went from fanatics game console to the Bro-Douche console with no gamez. And Really you tried to grab my attention with the previous Star Trek movie when I just saw the new one in theaters only days ago, WTF LOL.

Call of Duty Doggy edition, EA presents some douche who is the Bro-fist in human form and unfinished gamez, and omg an actual game, no its a live action video with some weird little girl.

Thats it. I Do not need a $500 game console to watch the PRICE IS RIGHT, because from watching the Price is Right I can tell you for $500 the price is WRONG.

Lets look at the PS4 press conference:
*PS Motion built into the next Gen Dual Shock
*Cool looking Tech Demos
*Games (NEW IP) from Bungie (yeah F off M$ Bungie makes PS4 gamez now, Bungie and Sony is cool now, don't call us, don't make it weird)
*Sony actually listen to developers and make the PS4 easier to program for, meaning better 3rd party titles.
*Valve speaks
*Games from some Racing Game developer douche
*Cool Developers (like Tim Schafer) who makes award winning titles present NEW games and new IP
*Blizzard (who swore off consoles) will support the PS4
*More Games
*The New PSN, yeah you have to pay for online play but they brought in cross game chat and cross game invites.
*Now you can play the games automatically from the PSN store without waiting for downloadz.
*Yeah the PS4 is not backwards compatible, but we're working on the Emulation of PS1 PS2, PSP, Minis, PS3 and Vita titles soon as possible.

I conclude my post with some PS4 ADs. Remember the Xbone has no gamez.

 

[darksakul]

Here you guys go.

Looks like the roles are reversed.