"Experimental Artists" Invite Doom Upon Humanity

[Zer0Saber]

Human thought is so primitive it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it? huh?
Kay MIB

 

[Arakasi]

Ah crap.
We're gonna be destroyed by aliens when they realise just how stupid and dangerous and violent our society is.

R.I.P. Earth.

 

[Denamic]

This is the first time I actually feel that I really do not want to live on this planet any more.

 

[Rigs83]

Mankind has been transmitting high powered radio signals into the sky for nearly a century. Eventually alien lifeforms will pick it up but they probably not be able to decipher it and if they do they will certainly not be able to understand the context and meaning of the of the 1936 Berlin Games, Mash, all the Super Bowls and World Series games and definitely not the Jersey Shore Show.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Thanks really..
Now im listening to the nyan-cat for the next few hours again <.<

 

[ThePS1Fan]

So aliens read English do they? Never knew.

 

[Draconalis]

This is the scenario I see happening:

We send these out... humans in the future develop Faster Than Light travel.

They get to the target before the tweets, and are then greeted with.

LOL UR GAY!

 

[Draconalis]

This is what we need to send into space:

Spoiler

A message of happiness, friendship and eternally optimistic exploration of our universe, in words and images that any being can understand.

In the alien culture, rainbows mean death, and Cattarts are their declaration of war.

 

[DRTJR]

I say we should invite them in, take their ships and wage an intergalactic Gorilla war.

 

[Stalydan]

So $8,500 is going to be raised so instead of transmitting some of the best things about humanity like pieces of classic art or music, we're going to send tweets...

You know what. Any alien race that picks that up and comes to blow up Earth, I happily invite them to.