Explain your favourite Whale

[Casual Shinji]

Sperm whales

And that's because Monstro is one fucking scary son of a *****.

He made me scared of open water before I even saw Jaws.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

All of you are horribly misinformed. Every last species of whale is made up of dickmongering, hateful creatures. None of them deserve to live. I can't believe you've all been so misinformed. There are no cute whales. There are no nice whales.
THERE ARE ONLY BASTARDS AMONG A BASTARD-FILLED GENE POOL WHEN IT COMES TO WHALES.
*walks off muttering*

There there Neon. Someday we will make them understand. They'll all understand...

 

[Neonbob]

All of you are horribly misinformed. Every last species of whale is made up of dickmongering, hateful creatures. None of them deserve to live. I can't believe you've all been so misinformed. There are no cute whales. There are no nice whales.
THERE ARE ONLY BASTARDS AMONG A BASTARD-FILLED GENE POOL WHEN IT COMES TO WHALES.
*walks off muttering*

There there Neon. Someday we will make them understand. They'll all understand...

Maybe...or maybe it'll take them all getting smushed on their boats/floaties/happy little islands in the sun by a passing group of fuckhead whales for them to come to their senses.
I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT TRAGEDIES HERE, DAMMIT!

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

All of you are horribly misinformed. Every last species of whale is made up of dickmongering, hateful creatures. None of them deserve to live. I can't believe you've all been so misinformed. There are no cute whales. There are no nice whales.
THERE ARE ONLY BASTARDS AMONG A BASTARD-FILLED GENE POOL WHEN IT COMES TO WHALES.
*walks off muttering*

I agree with you sir! I've been working on my own whale nuking device in my spare time using the power of ROCK!

OT: I actually really don't like whales, being born in a city an all with no clean water for miles, and only wish for their quick and well deserved bombardment!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Beluga whales. The cutest and derpiest looking whales ever. They're like fat albino dolphins.

I wuv em :3

Spoiler

in spoilers cuz the pic is kinda big

One word:

D'awwwww

 

[Silent Anima]

The Flying Whales!
"I can see the whaaaales!!!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

All of you are horribly misinformed. Every last species of whale is made up of dickmongering, hateful creatures. None of them deserve to live. I can't believe you've all been so misinformed. There are no cute whales. There are no nice whales.
THERE ARE ONLY BASTARDS AMONG A BASTARD-FILLED GENE POOL WHEN IT COMES TO WHALES.
*walks off muttering*

There there Neon. Someday we will make them understand. They'll all understand...

Maybe...or maybe it'll take them all getting smushed on their boats/floaties/happy little islands in the sun by a passing group of fuckhead whales for them to come to their senses.
I'M JUST TRYING TO PREVENT TRAGEDIES HERE, DAMMIT!

Sometimes people need a little more than DIRE WARNINGS to convince them of the evils of whales.

 

[bojackx]

Umm... I'd have to go with the blue whale, coz you know, size matters...

 

[deathninja]

Orca, seeing as they fuck with sharks on a regular enough basis to make a honey badger look like a pussy.

 

[Deadyawn]

Orca whale because THEY KIL U.

I actually don't really know much about whales and the orca whale is the only one I can recall on a regular basis. Mainly because its also known as the killer whale which is the best name for anything ever.

 

[Rakun Man]

Spoiler: Prince William

No, wait. wrong whale.

A ha!

Spoiler: Humpback whale

It's so majestic...

 

[DazBurger]

Easily narwhals. I mean, they have horns, and they're pretty funky looking as a rule.

Also, how many marine mammals have jazz songs about them? :3

Spoiler: Also, this picture for extreme cuteness and Britishness

I have to agree with you on that one.
Narwals are teh Awesome!

 

[carpathic]

Killer Whale FTW!

They are really smart, playful, and look cool. Oh and they are really nasty evil bastards who throw about baby seals. Seriously, google that if you have never seen a pair of Orcas playing tennis with a seal pup. Actual don't google it, it's awful. They are not to be fucked with.

And probably extincted the Megalodon Shark...Killer Whales are SUPER Badass


For my money, I've always been obsessed with Blue Whales. They are just so big...they are built on a scale that I cannot actually even begin to understand.

 

[Starik20X6]

The Drive Thru Whale:

Sever your leg please. It's the greatest day. http://www.homestarrunner.com/drivethru.html