Exploding Watermelons...

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SckizoBoy

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It's an alien conspiracy, I tell you! [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13421374]

Yeah, I came across this somewhat randomly... and I'm at a loss to explain. Growth chemicals would only really crack them, and they can't account for the 'organic' watermelons exploding, so...

Anyway, your theories?
 

YOUM@D123

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its obviously the second sign of the apocalypse the first was duke nukem forever being made
 

steeple

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as the infamous Buck Turgidson once said: "I think we ought to look at this from a millitary point of view"

but seriously, this is pretty strange... probably due to the chemicals traveling from the plants and soil...
 

vrbtny

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Sigh. Hasn't China heard of the phrase "Organic Produce." I think this is a compelling argument for it.

If you don't go Organic your fruit will explode!

EDIT : The watermelons which claimed to be organic probably weren't truly organic. The ground was so polluted with chemicals used in the past that they were still taking in dodgy growth chemicals anyway....
 

Anjel

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Look for a lad in the bushes with a BB gun... probably pissing himself laughing so shouldn't be too hard to identify.
 

Jonluw

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See, they were import seeds from Japan. There's your problem. Teenagers have clearly been going at them with sticks. Problem solved.