EXTREME <activity>! THE GAME!

[FalconOne]

How this game works is you choose a normally mundane activity, like say, brushing your teeth, and make it EXTREME. You don't just add the word EXTREME before the name of every activity, though; you have to state what makes it EXTREME. For instance:

EXTREME REFEREEING!

Referees are a vital part of competitive sports. However, what if, when a ref calls you out on a foul, you SUSTAIN INJURY BY THAT REF? Extreme Refereeing is all about calling fouls whenever possible, and causing as much pain for that foul as possible. Calling a football player out on offsides? PAIN! Breaking up a fight in Hockey? PAIN! Steroid use in Baseball? MORE PAIN! Referees who don't comply get punched out. By Mike Tyson. Thought you could get away with that Icing penalty, did ya? THINK AGAIN! Extreme Refereeing is here!

I'll list the most thought-out extreme activities here. Whoever can impress me the most with their extreme activity gets to be the next "EXTREME JUDGE", as I call it.

READY GO

 

[wesdabigman]

Hmm...

EXTREME STUDYING!

Are you tired of the LAME, BORING homework you get NIGHT AFTER NIGHT AFTER NIGHT? Well, shut your face and man up because, through the magic of EXTREME TIME TRAVEL, we bring you EXTREME STUDYING! For every factoid you memorize for that all important test, you PUNCH SOMEONE'S FACE IN! Just learned that Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence? PUNCH HIS FACE IN! Learned that Gandhi won India's independence with peace and civility? KICK HIM IN THE BALLS! Learned that Al Gore invented the internet? GIVE THAT MOFO A HIGH FIVE! THEN TASER HIS ASS AND CURB STOMP HIM UNTIL HE BLEEDS! What better way to LEARN than through inflicting PAIN! Extreme studying is here!

 

[puppydogvaan]

EXTREME TRIP TO THE ZOO!!

Tired of accompanying your younger siblings on BORING trips to the BORING OLD ZOO? Well, now EXTREME ZOO TRIPS are here! NO CAGES!!! NO WALLS!!! Just animals IN YOUR FACE!!! PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!! Ride a zebra around! UH OH--there's a tiger behind you! Whoops! Your face just got TORE OFF!!! WOW!!! Also you must sign an EXTREME LIABILITY WAIVER.

 

[Azraellod]

...EXTREME READING!!!

Tired of just reading in a rather boring way? welcome to EXTREME READING. READ AS FAST AS YOU CAN, AS YOU GET NO OTHER CHANCES!!! you cover yourself in petrol and set the book on fire, then read as much as you can. this EXTREME SPORT has a massive amount of past participants, and as many as 100 participated in a recent tournament. with the survivors of the event being in a critical condition, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE ELITE IN A SPORT. you now have the chance to be the best in the sport, and gain all the respect that comes with such a position. join the EXTREME READING REGISTRY today.

 

[FalconOne]

Let's check on the competition so far:

puppydogvaan posted Extreme Zoo Trips, which sound fun, until you realize that you have to sign an EXTREME liability waiver too. I'd like to know what exactly an Extreme Liability Waiver is.

Meanwhile his competitor, wesdabigman, posted Extreme Studying, which actually makes homework fun through endless hurting. Personally, I didn't know Gandhi had any balls to kick, but whatever, right?

EDIT: Holy crap, I left someone out. Introducing Extreme Reading by Azraellod. This might get little kids interested in reading, and I can name at least one MTV personality who might actually do this. That is to say, dump petrol on themselves and read a burning book. Kinda difficult, but it'll be HILARIOUS!

That said, you can have as many entries as you want, but you can only make an entry once every three days. I think I should've mentioned that.

 

[Yoshemo]

EXTREME STAMP LICKING!

 

[FalconOne]

That's all well and good, but what is EXTREME STAMP LICKING?

 

[Shapsters]

EXTREME KNITTING

Oh hey there, I didn't see you there because I was busy knitting a lovely touque. Whats that? You think knitting is for old ladies and pussies?

WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!! Introducing extreme knitting, a crazy, violent action packed hour of fun! Contestants have one blood filled hour too knit the clothing item of their choice, sounds easy right? WRONG!!!!! Extreme knitting takes it up 1000 notches! The extreme knitters will be riding on ROLLERBLADES AND JETPACKS!!!! and will have to PERFORM A VARIETY OF TRICKS AND STUNTS while shooting at each other with PAINTGUNS. Only one knitter leaves the ring THE OTHER ONE GOES HOME DEAD!!!!!

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMAS KNITTING!!!!!!​

 

[Marv21]

EXTREME WALKING

Is jogging to boring, and is running to hard for you fatass? Try EXTREME WALKING, tell those pussies who enjoy long walks on the beach that you into something more extreme...THEN BONE THEIR GIRLFRIEND!!!!! EXTREME WALKING takes a cool set of clothes along with goggles(perferably tinted) and a cool set of moves to impress your significant other(Because with EXTREME WALKING you will be the most sexual person this side of a THRID WORLD COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYY!) Such tricks include, The OCCASION JUMP....SLIGHTLY WALKING FASTER....and THE SPIN..IN THE AIRRRRR!!!!!!!

TRY EXTREME WALKING TODAY!

 

[FalconOne]

Okay, let's check on what's new:

Shapsters posted EXTREME KNITTING, which mentions nothing about extreme liability waivers, due to just how awesome it is.

Meanwhile, Marv21 entered EXTREME WALKING in which you must... wear goggles? Whaaa....?

Finally, I would like to say that Yoshemo is eligible, but as he didn't enter anything for Extreme Stamp Licking, he is disqualified. Remember, you have to say what makes this formerly-mundane activity EXTREME. If you don't, how will I or anyone else know how thought out it is?

Okay, next time I post, I shall announce the winner.

 

[Shapsters]

Okay, let's check on what's new:

Shapsters posted EXTREME KNITTING, which mentions nothing about extreme liability waivers, due to just how awesome it is.

Meanwhile, Marv21 entered EXTREME WALKING in which you must... wear goggles? Whaaa....?

Finally, I would like to say that Yoshemo is eligible, but as he didn't enter anything for Extreme Stamp Licking, he is disqualified. Remember, you have to say what makes this formerly-mundane activity EXTREME. If you don't, how will I or anyone else know how thought out it is?

Okay, next time I post, I shall announce the winner.

Liability waivers are for PUSSIES!!!!!! extreme knitting is much to EXTREME for that sort of thing!

Now back to the ring, only one survivor, LETS DO THIS!!!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Self explanatory EXTREME IRONING!

 

[Shapsters]

Self explanatory EXTREME IRONING!

You need to more more into it! What makes it so EXTREME??!?!?!?!

 

[FalconOne]

I'm afraid he's right, kid. You're going to need more than ironing outside of a plane to make it here, in the Extreme Ring. (because Nickelodeon already copyrighted "Extreme Arena")

 

[goldenjester]

EXTREME FORUMING!
Dude, this is so extreme it makes the word extreme lame! You gotta go around, from topic to topic, but every time you see a flame comment...you get scorched by fire! Find a sexual innuendo? Old people will act it out in front of you! Screw up and die in an RP forum? You have to avoid that death IRL. And if you try to correct anyone online for being "wrong," a random wall shoots random pointys at you!