GloatingSwine said:
The fact that your review is so short I can't even think of an incisive criticism that of it that isn't significantly longer than the thing I'm criticising shows the world exactly how valuable your opinion is.
Hmm, well, not as valuable as yours, eh?
GloatingSwine said:
Seriously, you think this makes you look clever? Really?
Clever? Hell, no. Funny maybe.
Since length is obviously an issue for you (haw haw) I'll mention that I actually wrote a "wall of text" review, but it all boiled down to what you see above. I read through my wall of text and realised that it basically amounted to a long definition of consolitis, a long definition of sequelitis, some waffle about the original FEAR being a truly envelope-pushing title (the second most influential AI game of all time [http://aigamedev.com/reviews/top-ai-games]) and a paragraph saying something about how FEAR2 still managed to be fun even though it did the original no justice. Having realised that all that could be said in a
lot less words, I posted a short version instead.