F My Life! (FML)

[mike1921]

Eh, she's actually really nice and we're actually friends now. She keeps her religion to herself for the most part, which I can respect. It just caught me off guard the first time.

I go to school at the University of Iowa, so I'm usually confronted by people holding up giant signs about Jesus and yelling at me, so seeing someone who is extremely religious, but not open about it (it only came up because we were talking about global warming) is actually really refreshing.

But still, when she first said to me "Tch...you don't actually believe in Global Warming, do you?", a giant buzzer went off inside my head that said "Warning! Warning! Abort mission!"

I understand better than I'd like to, I assure you. I live in an area of Florida that puts the stereotypes about Kentucky and Alabama to shame.
I know the value of finding someone who doesn't push their religion on you constantly. Sadly, I only found people like that online.

But yeah, sometimes I wish I lived somewhere were people were...
You know.
Not fundamentalist.

If you posted this as an FML moment or story or w/e you'd be the winner of the thread.

and i had hope

See, that was your mistake. It's always best to overestimate what someone knows (unless they are disarming bombs) than to underestimate what someone knows (especially if they may have blackmail material.)

/afterschool special
Anyway, getting caught having gotten it on is probably embarrassing as hell.
I pity you. I pity you much more if your mother is one of those people who blame everything on gay people, but getting caught is enough to earn pity.

I love these threads! They make me feel better about myself and my life.

http://www.fmylife.com/
I just made your day better.

Damn you Max. Now I'll waste the night reading about other people's fucked up lives.

same

 

[mike1921]

Luckily, I was on for about an hour reading that and Failblog. I've got through a lot of those already.

Oh, Failblog.
How I love thee.

If you posted this as an FML moment or story or w/e you'd be the winner of the thread.

Nah...I'm sure someone would come along and be like "Today I was in a horrible car accident and my house burned down. Also, my wife fucked my best friend and left me with the kids. Also I got fired."

That would be absolutely epic.

but at the point they're giving you 4 events you could call BS and I'd imagine it'd work.

 

[mike1921]

Luckily, I was on for about an hour reading that and Failblog. I've got through a lot of those already.

Oh, Failblog.
How I love thee.

If you posted this as an FML moment or story or w/e you'd be the winner of the thread.

Nah...I'm sure someone would come along and be like "Today I was in a horrible car accident and my house burned down. Also, my wife fucked my best friend and left me with the kids. Also I got fired."

That would be absolutely epic.

but at the point they're giving you 4 events you could call BS and I'd imagine it'd work.

Yeah, but I wouldn't be able to, on the off chance that it were true. I mean, seriously, if someone is having that kind of bad day, someone calling bullshit on their story might send them into a suicidal depression.

.........I really wish atleast one of the things you said actually wasn't that horrible so I could say "if they commit suicide over that than you did the world a favor".........hmmm, is there anyway to prove a hospital stay and burned down house on the internet?

 

[mike1921]

.........I really wish atleast one of the things you said actually wasn't that horrible so I could say "if they commit suicide over that than you did the world a favor".........hmmm, is there anyway to prove a hospital stay and burned down house on the internet?

I believe it's called "pix or it didn happn"

If the house burned down without him there, the wife got fucked, the car accident knocked him out, and he didn't feel like taking pics of himself getting fired than you will still be calling BS and are still risking the suicide

 

[tasha1218]

im addicted to fml, but I came across a site called fwhyme . com and I think it's much better than fml. and also fwhyme is american. I rather support an american site. and they also don't start all their articles with "today" so u can post things that happened yesterday

 

[The Shade of Time]

My Best friend became a drug addict, used his dead mother as an excuse to hide drugs in my house with out me knowing (asked to stay at mine for a night after he bacame an addict proclaming he wanted to change back to how he was because he feel like he's spitting on her grave, just so that he could hide his coat which i now know was filled with heroin) i now hate him. For the past year and half i've been really happy with my gf we spent most days together having run playing xbox and just generally being silly people together.

This past month I have been in hospital from a failing lung, the day i went to hospital my gf broke up with me. And now she hangs out with him. So now im confined to my house playing crap xbox games over and over. The 1st day I was aloud out on my own I saw them both together sharing a "Cigarette". FML.