F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Chandler's Jokes

[KatieMatey]

Which do you think is Chandler Bing's funniest jokes from the show Friends?

 

[orangebandguy]

The whole PIVOT thing was one of the funniest for me.

This rounded it off perfectly ^^

 

[Aqualung]

"Could I BE any ______?"

 

[Daystar Clarion]

"Oh my god, this parachute's a knapsack!"

After getting into an awkward conversation with Monica.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Can't think of any at the top of my head. Which is weird, 'cause I loved the show.

Eh. Most of his jokes are funny in context, so it's really hard to choose one.

 

[AceAngel]

Ironically enough, Chandler was the only guy with decent lines in Friends (and the only reason I ever endured the damn show).

 

[Amethyst Wind]

It actually highlights just how good an actor Matthew Perry is (even if he does break his hand playing Fallout 3/wanking). If you get a chance, see if you can find episodes of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, a really good show that unfortunately didn't get good ratings and was cancelled inside a season.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Ironically enough, Chandler was the only guy with decent lines in Friends (and the only reason I ever endured the damn show).

Another person who doesn't know the definition of irony.

 

[megapenguinx]

Ironically enough, Chandler was the only guy with decent lines in Friends (and the only reason I ever endured the damn show).

This,
basically I hated all the other characters except for Chandler and thought that a show with just him, Monica, and Joey would have done well.

 

[Nouw]

Ironically enough, Chandler was the only guy with decent lines in Friends (and the only reason I ever endured the damn show).

Define Irony, I dare you.

I can't remember any jokes of Chandler sorry.

 

[Valkyira]

(To Joey) "One day you're gonna meet the right woman, and when she comes along, I know you are gonna be man enough to say "no thank you, I'm married."

I paraphrased a little, but damn I love that show.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Ironically enough, Chandler was the only guy with decent lines in Friends (and the only reason I ever endured the damn show).

Define Irony, I dare you.

Why ask him when we can do it musically!


Is this really what we're coming down to though? We have to pick jokes from a specific person in a specific show? Why don't I make a "Best Maurice Moss (IT Crowd) jokes" thread?

OT: "Could I be anymore x" is always nice.

Calumon: I dunno. I don't know what Friends are...

 

[Aethren]

Calumon: I dunno. I don't know what Friends are...

I could be your friend. I just need you to step inside of this van right over here. Don't worry, there's candy inside. :3

 

[Scarim Coral]

I say this one for the time being (I really can't think of one).
Someone should really make a compile video of all of Chandler jokes and one liners

 

[Jedisolo75]

Chandler, (speaking of his father) "He slept with Mr. Garibaldi" Monica, "Who's Mr. Garibaldi" Chandler "Does it matter?!"

 

[Sara Fontaine]

Season Two where he gets the printer.

"I pressed that button like a hundred times. You know, for a hotline you're not so hot. Wait... what is that in the background? Are you watching Star Trek!?"

*Couple of minutes later*

"So, Spock actually hugs his father?"

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I don't get why a lot of people hate that show. i love it. if i'm lazily channel surfing and i run into a re-run (see what i did there?), i stop, watch and (generally) laugh my ass off.

 

[Leopard]

"Hell is filled with people like you..."