F*** you game!

[Simeon Ivanov]

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones. There's a glitch near the end of the game where the Prince can't correctly jump of a pad/hit a plate. So I did it about 30-40 times until dumb luck smiled upon me!

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Dead Island.

Let me give you the scenario, I'm walking down a street and suddenly I come across a wall that can only be passed by climbing up a ladder to a platform and then down the ladder on the other side. Simple enough I get to the platform and look at the mass of 6 infected crowded around the bottom of the ladder I have to climb down. Given the angle I couldn't shoot them and my one molotov didn't kill them so I tried to climb down and jump from the ladder to attack from the air. The machete passed through the infected not injuring them and then I was instakilled by their flailing chain attack, and I spawned three feet from them and was instantly charged by all six of them with their flailing arms instakilling me again. Spawn again in the same spot I kick one of them make a wild swing with my machete killing one and am then killed again, and again, and again.

So yes, Fuck you Dead Island.

Dead Island "Fuck you!" moments:

-Escorting an NPC to a raised bit of earth with a large group of zombies below it, blocking the path but unable to directly attack me or the NPC. Throw a molotov at them and the thing explodes in my face and incinerates the NPC. Try again and rush to the area to throw the cocktail before the NPC shows up and successfully destroy the zombies, only for the idiot to walk blindly into the fire and burn to death.

-Being rushed by 7 Infected with no staminia and no medikits.

-Using up all my ammunition and breaking all my weapons on one Ram only for two more to spawn in the next area.

-Climbing onto the Moresby rooftops and turning a corner right into a Suicider and getting blown off the roof. It was funny the first time it happened but then the game started putting the buggers behind locked doors or in tiny rooms with no room for manoeuvre and no chance to escape instanta-death.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Blue Dragon - got to the final boss, and could not beat him. Also couldnt leave and level up my characters some more either. Sigh.

 

[svenjl]

Vanquish. I totally loved the game...until the double boss fight at the end with the TWO flying enemies who seemed basically invulnerable. I fired every goddamn thing in my arsenal, failed about 20 times and said "Fuck this" through clenched teeth. Traded for god knows what. To this day I don't know how the game ended :-(

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Everytime the camera "helpfully" repositions itself to give you a clue to where you should go next in Asassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood. Thanks game, but I really can find me own way out of the templar lairs without you help, which costs me a jump to nowhere and I nice arrival at the first floor.

That one.

And MW1 when I'm getting a KD below 1. MAN that just pisses me off.

L4d (or 2) when you're going through expert realistic and fail a goal 5 times in a row including one JUST outside the saferoom.

Bunch of others that I can't think of right now.

 

[Gaiseric]

Fallout NV.

Seriously it just crashed far too often. Every time I had to hard reset my PS3 I got angrier and angrier with the game. And if it wasn't crashing it was freezing, shuttering, glitching, or taking ages to load. Only about 30% of the total time I played was everything running well(over 40 hrs). Aside from the technical issues the quests just started getting boring.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

Whatever mission it is in Saints Row 2 that requires you to get on a jet ski to go out to a yacht, and as soon as you ride for 2 seconds an attack copter blows you up with a guided missile, sending you straight back to your hideout to drive all the way back out to the place and get blown up within 2 seconds again. I will probably never touch that game again because of that.

And also Operation: Darkness. I wanted a decent WW2 turn-based tactical game. Who let all these werewolves and vampires and crap in? *shakes fist*

Get on the jet ski, get straight off, copter appears, blow it up with rockets, get back on jet ski.

 

[Mewick_Alex]

Dead Island.

Let me give you the scenario, I'm walking down a street and suddenly I come across a wall that can only be passed by climbing up a ladder to a platform and then down the ladder on the other side. Simple enough I get to the platform and look at the mass of 6 infected crowded around the bottom of the ladder I have to climb down. Given the angle I couldn't shoot them and my one molotov didn't kill them so I tried to climb down and jump from the ladder to attack from the air. The machete passed through the infected not injuring them and then I was instakilled by their flailing chain attack, and I spawned three feet from them and was instantly charged by all six of them with their flailing arms instakilling me again. Spawn again in the same spot I kick one of them make a wild swing with my machete killing one and am then killed again, and again, and again.

So yes, Fuck you Dead Island.

I know the exact spot you mean, same happened to me. Made worse by the infected constantly respawning in that area.

 

[cryogeist]

dunno if anyone's gonna read this far into the thread but...
Endwar...it was a good game...it's just 13 year old+ voice commands-if you dont use voice commands you have to bust your ass off to do anything=Fuck this i'm playing CoD.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Final Fantasy XIII.
Freaking overpowered boss somehow is able to tke me from full health to nothing while I have two other healers in my party.

I'm selling it

 

[Davidm4]

I was never one for competitive multiplayer, so I normally play League of Legends vs bots, once I get better I'll probably go to ranked matches, but I digress, every single time I go in a lane against Annie Bot I say fuck this game, her special character ability is after she does 5 abilities, her next ability adds a stun effect, there is no way in hell that the bot isn't cheating on that one, it seems like every single time I move to engage her she just throws a stun at me, makes me rage every time.

Why would you go from bots to ranked instead of just normal games? People care more about their ranked elo than their normal game stats. Ive only played one Co-op AI game and I picked Karthus and ended up laning against annie. With Karthus's Q range you can hit her without taking any damage. You hit her once and she predictably runs at you allowing you to place Q's infront of her and then she runs away allowing you to place them behind her. Playing champions with less range would be more challanging but early game runes should allow you to trade blows with her (without stun).

 

[Davidm4]

Final Fantasy XIII.
Freaking overpowered boss somehow is able to tke me from full health to nothing while I have two other healers in my party.

I'm selling it

Which boss is this? I couldnt beat barthandulus chapter 9 until I found a gold bangle in the area, so I thought that was a pretty cheap means of increasing difficulty.

 

[xchurchx]

everything to do with socom 4 just infuriates me!

 

[BLAHwhatever]

So.
I played my pre-ordered Dragon Age 2. So many things about it that enraged me, but I kept playing, I just concentrated on the pretty animations and looked away when the enemies did the corpse explosion thing.
Then. Sidequest. *Spoiler*

At the mine you can choose to protect, 3rd or 4th Mission there, you get to fight a Dragon. The Real thing. Fight a DRAGON. In DRAGON Age. Surely the developers had put some effort into this fight. This would be awesome. It had to be. So I step on the field, he shows up. My redhaired Lady-Tank (forgot her name) took the beating, I had a Meele with a two-Hander behind the dragon, a healer, and a this dwarf with the crossbow (ok, I forgot all the names, blah).

Well, first seconds in the fight went as I expected. Then the dragon started "dancing". Turning to my Melee, not hitting him, turning to my Tank, not hitting her, turning to the Melee, Tank, Melee, Tank, and so on. At this point I shook my head in disappointement.
"Well", I said to myself "let's get this over with and go on"
And then it happened.
Dragon flew away on his cliff, unattackable. AND MINION WAVES SPAWN. MINION WAVES! THOSE F.CKING GENERIC MINION WAVES THE WHOLE GAME THREW AT ME LIKE IT WAS SPECIAL CANDY. I was like "ok, you don't wanna be serious about your game, go eff yourself, Bioware. If fighting a DRAGON in DRAGON AGE is as shitty as the rest of the game, you don't care anyways, so why should I?"

Uninstalled, will never pre-order any Bioware game again. Never looked back.

 

[Furioso]

I was never one for competitive multiplayer, so I normally play League of Legends vs bots, once I get better I'll probably go to ranked matches, but I digress, every single time I go in a lane against Annie Bot I say fuck this game, her special character ability is after she does 5 abilities, her next ability adds a stun effect, there is no way in hell that the bot isn't cheating on that one, it seems like every single time I move to engage her she just throws a stun at me, makes me rage every time.

Why would you go from bots to ranked instead of just normal games? People care more about their ranked elo than their normal game stats. Ive only played one Co-op AI game and I picked Karthus and ended up laning against annie. With Karthus's Q range you can hit her without taking any damage. You hit her once and she predictably runs at you allowing you to place Q's infront of her and then she runs away allowing you to place them behind her. Playing champions with less range would be more challanging but early game runes should allow you to trade blows with her (without stun).

I didn't know there was a difference between ranked and normal, and Karthus is very expensive so I never use him, I didn't know there was an anti stun rune though so I'll look for those

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Dr. Mario vs the CPU.

Every time that jingle hit that he had cleared two rows in one go you just knew that bastard was gonna clog up your own hard work. After he blocks off 3-4 of my 1-from-finished rows 8 times in a row i rage quit.

It might sound trivial, but this happens EVERY. FUCKING. TIME! O.e

 

[Teh Jammah]

The Last Remnant... when one of my teams barely survives a super attack and the only available options are "Fight to the last man" and "sit still and do nothing" instead of "heal yourselves" or "revive fallen team" SOOOOO frustrating!

This. Oh god this, so many times over. Every turn of every battle is such pot luck as to whether or not the computer will let you do what you told your units to do or even give you the commands you need. I never made it past disc 1. I'm sure I will these days out of sheer bloody mindedness, but that day is a long way aways.

 

[silasbufu]

Every game takes me beyond my limits, at least once. I may have a temper problem >_>

 

[Trasken]

FFXIII, i was just so disappointed i didn't care what happened next so i sold it

 

[Davidm4]

I was never one for competitive multiplayer, so I normally play League of Legends vs bots, once I get better I'll probably go to ranked matches, but I digress, every single time I go in a lane against Annie Bot I say fuck this game, her special character ability is after she does 5 abilities, her next ability adds a stun effect, there is no way in hell that the bot isn't cheating on that one, it seems like every single time I move to engage her she just throws a stun at me, makes me rage every time.

Why would you go from bots to ranked instead of just normal games? People care more about their ranked elo than their normal game stats. Ive only played one Co-op AI game and I picked Karthus and ended up laning against annie. With Karthus's Q range you can hit her without taking any damage. You hit her once and she predictably runs at you allowing you to place Q's infront of her and then she runs away allowing you to place them behind her. Playing champions with less range would be more challanging but early game runes should allow you to trade blows with her (without stun).

I didn't know there was a difference between ranked and normal, and Karthus is very expensive so I never use him, I didn't know there was an anti stun rune though so I'll look for those

There aren't any anti stun runes, I just meant that flat magic resist and health regen quints make the laning phase alot easier.