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ejb626

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Pretty much everytime someone kills me in a Mulitplayer FPS and I didn't want to die, which is generally all the time. Bonus rage points if the same person keeps killing me or they're using a tactic I consider cheap. TF2 is probably the first multiplayer FPS I can play in complete silence and I don't know why I'm somehow only able to control my rage with it.
 

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Monster Hunter

I'll get in a group, have them all die on me, then they blame me for not doing anything to help them
a. I can't heal you when i'm getting stomped on by a dragon.
b. why would you bring armor that has terrible fire resistance?
c. fuck this noise. I'm booting up battlefront 2.
 

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Chalacachaca said:
Everytime the camera "helpfully" repositions itself to give you a clue to where you should go next in Asassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood. Thanks game, but I really can find me own way out of the templar lairs without you help, which costs me a jump to nowhere and I nice arrival at the first floor.
This. I recently stopped playing Brotherhood 'cause I couldn't deal with accidental deaths at the end of lvls when stupid camera reposition resulted in me missing the ledge and diving headfirst into the floor.

Also, there was this game-shattering bug at the end of Chapter 9 in Dead Space where missing power cell prevented me from progressing any further. No saves at previous chapters, no way of replaying that one, fuck you Dead Space and fuck you Visceral games.

I think my concept of frustrating is gonna change next week when my copy of Demon's Souls arrives.
 

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Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay's autosave that is making me start the game with only one health box. The next room has a mech and a guard which spot me once I enter said room. There are no other saves. I was able to kill the guard by assaulting him with a club, but the mech takes more hits than that.


Mortal Kombat 9's Challenge Tower, level 251: Shang Tsung vs. Baraka, Sindel, and Shao Kahn

I'm horrible with Shang Tsung, and Shao Kahn spams so hard. I've gotten close to completing the level, but he threw the hammer at me and I accidentally jumped back instead of forward. Now I have to start over because I changed hard drives and the save files didn't transfer.
 

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Deus Ex: HR made me hate bosses all over again. I have only fought against the first guy, because the game runs like a cheetah without any legs on my Rig. But yeah, I am stealth-ing it up for my current run and am also going for the no killing achievement. Therefore, the only weapons that I had were a pistol and a revolver. I don't know how many times I replayed that boss fight. But I do know that it was properly about the right amount of time for a man to start questioning his life choices. I did beat him after, so this isn't really a Fuck you game moment, but the only reason that I did beat him was because he shot one of those little red barrels while trying to shoot me and blew himself up. Jerk.
 

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Kingdom Hearts does this to me all the time (The whole series of games that is)
KH1- Sephiroth, the Ice colossus, and the clocktower boss. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING IMPOSSIBBRRRUUUU I TELL YOU!!!!

KH2- Xaldin was the only boss in the game that made me stop playing for 2 weeks.

chain of memories(GBA)- Stopped playing it entirely once i got to maleficent and lost repeatedly.

Birth by Sleep- Vanitas Lingering Spirit. Fuck... Me... (Still haven't gotten around to doing to secret cloaked boss.)
 

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Bought Dead Island. Played it sporadically for a week while not at college or anything. Spent a long time meticulously playing through the first act, liking the visceral first-person melee and interesting, beautiful locations of the resort.

Reach Act 2. Get bogged down in generic ruined cityscape and sprawling sewers. Notice that all indoor sections, such as the massively copy-pasted and thorougly confusing sewers levels don't appear on the pause menu's map. Notice that the mini-map's pathfinding is awful, frequently directing me through impassible obstacles or even in the straight up wrong direction. Disheartened.

Continue Act 2. Find myself being put through multiple missions where I'm made to fight looters instead of zombies. Notice that looters have guns and break the melee-oriented flow horribly. Steal gun. Notice that guns physics are awful and that all pistols jerk uncontrollably when iron-sighted, meaning I have to use a revolver with vastly inferior stats. Get killed lots as a result.

Find self sick of fighting looters over and over again, tired of same 3 character models coming at me for missions on end. Finally reach zombie portion, get excited. Zombie shambles up to me, moaning and hunchbacked. Zombie stops about 10 yards away, suddely straightens up and produces a machete. Zombie throws machete at me, a moving target, with ninja-like accuracy. Get insta-killed by flying machete. Much rage ensues.

Reach Act 3. Notice that pathfinding in jungle levels is even worse, and that going off the path in this "open-world" game leads very quickly to being coralled by invisible walls. Grudgingly stick to linear path. Hardly any zombies in the jungle. Not pleased. Hardly any looters either. Wonder if this is good sign, portent of impending return to melee combat against zombies. Cross fingers.

Continue main quest. Have to fight more humans. Notice they aren't pistol wielding looters. Intrigued. Notice that they're guerrilla fighters with molotovs, AK47s and shotguns. Notice that there's now about 1 zombie to every 10 of these guys. Rage.

Continue playing. Find self driving a jeep about the jungle in first person. Find inventory full of assault rifles instead of melee weapons. Notice that I'm repeatedly driving back and forth in slightly different coloured jeeps between copy-pasted villages and jungle outposts to kill generic guerrilla fighters who notice me coming miles away.

Wonder if I blacked out and someone switched the disc to Far Cry 2 when I wasn't looking.

Turn game off, don't play for several days. Complain about on internet. Fuck you, Dead Island.
 

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I'm gonna say Bloodrayne Betrayal I've raged quite a few times

P3P when I forgot to save and kept going up only to be killed by randoms and have to do all 30 floors all over again
 

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Yeah....seriously, Seymour in FFX is a pushover. I've played through the game multiple times and I only ever died to him like once.

Nemesis, Shinryu, and Penance, now THOSE are bosses worth rage-quitting on :p
 

Tohuvabohu

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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood multiplayer.

I really like the concept of this multiplayer mode, and for a majority of it, it's a lot of fun.

But.

It's also completely full of shit. So many completely nonsensical and utterly game breaking things happen to the point where I cannot even take it seriously anymore.
You're given loads of abilities to defend yourself and to aid you in hunting enemies, too bad nearly every single ability absolutely refuses to work for you and fucks the entire experience up.

Smoke bombs: Makes someone cough and lose control. Great for stopping an assassin while being hunted. Supposed to stop assassinations. The catch? It doesn't. I drop a smoke bomb 3 seconds before someone assassinates me. He effortlessly hammers my face in anyway. Someone else tries it, it seems to work for them nearly every time.

Fireworks: Blinds people and makes NPC's panic. Great for revealing a person hiding in a crowd. Blinded NPC's crouch down, while players are left standing on their own which is a dead giveaway. The catch? It also doesn't work. Seems to be more reliable than other abilities. But I've dropped a firework right in front of a crowd of NPC's, and see one person left standing on his own. I move in to assassinate; surprise! That was an NPC too! Grats for wasting your ability, your time, and getting stunned! The fireworks not doing jack shit was totally my fault right!?

Mute: Fuck this ability. Most unreliable ability in the game. When you pick this ability, the game just laughs at you. It's worked for me probably about 4 or 5 times in the about 100 times I've tried to use it. The rest of the times, I still fucking die.

Or how about Charge. The cheapest self-satisfaction-press-button-to-win-the-game ability to use. Sure it's not too hard to avoid it, but it doesn't change the fact that unless you know for a fact that someone is using it, you're probably going to get fucked over at least once.

Or people standing on rooftops. I run from one end of the building to the other, and someone this guy manages to jump sideways off the rooftop through awnings and clipping through the building itself to kill me. Yeah, that's cool.

I notice a lot of people raging about the gun, but honestly I barely mind it. I never use it unless I need to kill assholes on rooftops in assassinate, and I myself barely ever get killed by it. And it barely awards any points either. At least the gun works, and for the most part is easy and sensible to avoid.

It's not just me either. I play with friends and the same shit happens to them. I've seen random enemy players get fucked over too. I've killed people inside smoke clouds, I've seen someone drop a firework and kill a random NPC that wasn't affected by it. I've been muted yet still able to kill the person who did it.
Sometimes it just seems like the game has no rules. It's broken up the ass and infuriating to play.

When the game actually "works", it's fantastic and one of the best multiplayer experiences in recent years. I still like to play it, but it pisses me off like no other game does.
 

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Call of Duty. I could only take so much of the online before I was like "fuck this."

I play Battlefield now.

Also F.E.A.R. 2, because I realized how much it sucked in comparison to the first game.
 

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We all have hit that point where you just have to walk away and do something else before you blow a gasket. It happened recently and it involved me playing the new Fallout:New Vegas DLC and a bunch of Irradiated Deathclaws. Not fun until I found a good sniper perch and lots of armor pearcing .308 rounds.
 

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Fanfic_warper said:
Bioshock and Mass Effect.

Bioshock when I got tired of the real lack of any story or character development

Mass Effect when I realized it was just another Bland sci-fi series.

Trollers gonna troll...
 

ThyReaper

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Killzone 2's campaign, last mission, DSJSnkjnfkjfnajknsakjnasjknfk FFFFFUUUU.


Yeah basically that.
 

Simalacrum

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The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring for the PS2.

I think it came out before the film did, cause the design was rather different...

First level, I was tasked with avoiding Ring Wraiths. It didn't matter what I did, I would always be found and it would be insta-game over.

I HATED that game.
 

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Duke Nukem Forever. I wanted to play it since I was six years old, and after getting it a couple of days ago (At the tender age of 14) Played it, and still haven't stopped coughing up blood. Want to know how bad it is? Three words: Slappable Wall-Tits. Do I need to say anything else?
 

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Dead Island, fucking loved the game for a good 20h or so..
Then wondered into the "Bio-hazard" area in the city, died about 6-7 times before i could get out.
I thought it was the game just being a dick, sudden explosion of difficulty.. untill i came back to playing it and realised that area is supposed to be shit hard.
 

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It's been said before, but I feel it needs said again. Deus Ex:HR. That first boss fight made me turn off my Xbox and walk away 3 times. I finally just started throwing proximity mines down and, in what I consider an extreme act of mercy on the game's part, the idiot walked into every freaking one of them. It was not the prettiest boss fight ever, but I didn't break the disk in frustration. I'm calling that a win.
 

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Mythrignoc said:
I nearly rage quit over final fantasy X for their sigils, but not because the Sigils are hard to get. They are hard to obtain mind you but this is basically what happened.

I was doing the chocobo races to try and get Tidus' ultimate weapon activated, and after four hours my best time was still 2.3 seconds. So I said fuck it, and decided to try a different character's sigil.

So I went to the thunder plains, and got 187 jumps. 187, just 13 away from the amount I actually needed. Then boom, I didn't press at the right time, and I lost the count.

So finally I said fuck it, and just decided to do something a little easier and do some monster catching in the game. Well I got five of all monsters and unlocked one of the original creations that gives you 60 dark matter for unlocking. Wanting to see what Dark Matter does, I scrolled through and saw "Break Weapon Damage Limit," the ONE FUCKING FEATURE ANYONE EVER GETS FOR ULTIMATE WEAPONS!

I nearly threw my controller at my TV in a fit of rage.

After that, I simply calmed down, and went to an online site that details the 4 specific abilities of each ultimate weapon and discovered that I could just easily frigging build them if I wanted, and I did.


So yeah, in case anyone still plays FFX and is frustrated beyond belief trying to get the sigils, don't bother. Dark Matter is easier to obtain. Just beat the ever loving shit out of Catastrophe a bunch of times with Anima or something.
You're gonna hate me for this but the reason for unlocking the ultimate weapons isn't for the weapons itself (you're right in that you can just craft the equivalent effects) but to unlock the break the damage limit for most of the Aeons. Seeing as some of the monster Arena battles essentially require it, there's no real substitute.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
All ye that are sensitive to swearing beware!

FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKING **** ***** ASS FUCK FUCKING GAME FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT WHY THE FUCK FUCKING EIDOS FUCKING WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY GAME WHY FUCK

FUCK FUCKING SHIT GAME FUCKING WASTED LIKE FUCKING 2 HOURS OF FRUSTRATION BECAUSE FUCKING OVERPOWERED SHIT WHY THE FUCK
There are actually a few ways to make each boss pieces of piss.

Concussion grenades and the combat rifle. Seriously. Even on hard mode, throw one 'nade, duck out of the way so you don't blind yourself, pop out, empty a clip into 'em, reload, repeat. They go down in two clips if your aim is decent.

Captcha: Loquacity nsitypha. Why yes, captcha, DX3's bosses were very fucking loquacious :mad: