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[thingymuwatsit]

I know that you were probably drwn here hoping to see me get banned for a ridiculous thread, but I have to disappointed you.
I created this thread to ask a simple question most of you will never remember: What was your first post (on the Escapist forums)?
Alternatively: what was your first thread?
To get it started i will answer both questions: I first posted when I created the Your Favorite Escapist Show poll a few months ago.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

My first post was on some thread about music, that's all I really remember.
My first thread was one asking the question "Why do people dislike split-screeners on Left 4 dead 2."

 

[sheic99]

The worst things people can say is when they make a new word out of two other words by tacking one onto the other.

Webisode is one of these and i can't think of any others right now.

Funny, over 2 years have gone by and now I just feel indifference.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Ah yes. I was yelling at a troll who did an obvious terrible review of Metal Gear Solid, however, being a failure of a troll, he made a massive wall of text so people would take it seriously, and he didn't reply to the comments, meaning while he did draw a crowd, he did so in a way that could best be described as him walking down an alley slagging off the nearby gang members' mothers, and not fighting back as they kick the hell out of you.

Calumon: I was saying that stealing is wrong! It still is. ^^

 

[Cazza]

First post & thread was an intro thread. Simple.

 

[PrimoThePro]

ahh! Crash Bandicoot 1. what a stupid mistake, also shadow of the colossus and Metroid Prime. i traded in metroid prime for dead rising... what a terrible mistake...

The thread was "Games you Regret Selling" Circa June 2009, as this thread is redone over and over and over again.
I agree with myself back then, although I am tempted to fix my own spelling and grammar. But no, this is my original post.
Funny thing, everyone but me was welcomed to The Escapist. I see the new guys getting all these "Welcome to The Escapist!" things with directions to threads that must be looked up, or videos that must be seen. Gave a few of these speeches, but never received one. Ah well, 'tis how the cookie crumbles. Into a pool of my tears.

 

[SalamanderJoe]

Probably Bad Company 2 once all the DLC gets here like the Vietnam expansion. Me and my mates vs the world.

My first post. Yeah...I don't actually own Bad Company 2 now and all my mates have a 360 whilst I'm the only guy with a PS3...