Fable II: What Would You Do?

[gerrymander61]

play the middle man, do some evil, then balance it out by petting some dogs for a while. If i give money to orphans i can reward myself by stabbing their caretaker and finish in the grey area inbetween good an evil

 

[Bamcrash]

Let me put it this way, I only eat babies that don't put out.

 

[xitel]

Wow. It seems like I'm the only person that actually goes out of their way to be good in these kinds of games...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You lot are dradful. What if guard ad come, then what? Huh? It's best to just act like not nothing ever happened and keep the money.

"oh hello mr.guard say hello to mr. stabby" insert knife watch guard fall down dead [insert maniacal laughter] steal guards clothes and now i can pretend to be a corrupt guard instead of a robber, good thing that guard came along.

the moral of the story is violence solves everything and TEAM EVIL ALWAYS PREVAILS!!

~Spoken like a true saturday morning villain... until the good guy comes along and kicks the ever-hating shit out of him.

Good guys can't stand up to lightning from my hand.

Especially when my bribed guard is enacting some 'arrest procedures' on his ass. It's always better to work with the Law when the Law works for you.

Before you kill all the guards for not coming fast enough. Also they might turn on you.

Perhaps, but then, who would give their wife and kids the antidote?

 

[Virgil]

I know that Neutral is generally anti-climatic, but really i didn't feel like giving it back to the guy and i didn't feel like killing him, i just wanted to keep the bloody coinpurse, instead i leave it where it lie and keep my mouth shut like a good little nobody.

I realize they're only little fun quizzes but really, it just doesn't reflect my choice well enough.

In addition to being a Fable-themed quiz, the questions and available responses are also subtly mocking the tendency in RPGs to require you to be either a saint or a baby-eater, with the occasional option of just being boring. We're being very meta here.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?
i always play evil first cause its the most entertaining, being good is just too annoying and counter productive. i mean if your always protecting the villagers from bandits how are they supposed to learn to protect themselves. when i loot villages its survival of the fittest where only the best(i.e. me) survive and everyone else gets to either burn or get some new wholes to breath from

 

[Archemetis]

Ok, seems a bit clearer now, i think i'll hold back on trying to be myself now.

Then again, me and my Fable Character aren't too disimilar.

 

[Blind0bserver]

Wow. It seems like I'm the only person that actually goes out of their way to be good in these kinds of games...

If it makes you feel better, no, your not. Besides, you'll be special because you'll end up with a "good alignment" forum badge after all this. Considering how many evil S.O.B.s there are in this thread alone, those things are bound to be rare.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

You lot are dradful. What if guard ad come, then what? Huh? It's best to just act like not nothing ever happened and keep the money.

"oh hello mr.guard say hello to mr. stabby" insert knife watch guard fall down dead [insert maniacal laughter] steal guards clothes and now i can pretend to be a corrupt guard instead of a robber, good thing that guard came along.

the moral of the story is violence solves everything and TEAM EVIL ALWAYS PREVAILS!!

~Spoken like a true saturday morning villain... until the good guy comes along and kicks the ever-hating shit out of him.

Good guys can't stand up to lightning from my hand.

Especially when my bribed guard is enacting some 'arrest procedures' on his ass. It's always better to work with the Law when the Law works for you.

Before you kill all the guards for not coming fast enough. Also they might turn on you.

Perhaps, but then, who would give their wife and kids the antidote?

Again, why give them and antidote? Why not kill them and take all of their money and possessions, then rent out their house, extort the new owners for outrageous amounts of money, then kill them and take all of their money.

 

[Lt. Sera]

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?

I go with my real life ethics into a game such as this, the first time around, so I'm doing the same for the quiz.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

You lot are dradful. What if guard ad come, then what? Huh? It's best to just act like not nothing ever happened and keep the money.

"oh hello mr.guard say hello to mr. stabby" insert knife watch guard fall down dead [insert maniacal laughter] steal guards clothes and now i can pretend to be a corrupt guard instead of a robber, good thing that guard came along.

the moral of the story is violence solves everything and TEAM EVIL ALWAYS PREVAILS!!

~Spoken like a true saturday morning villain... until the good guy comes along and kicks the ever-hating shit out of him.

Good guys can't stand up to lightning from my hand.

Especially when my bribed guard is enacting some 'arrest procedures' on his ass. It's always better to work with the Law when the Law works for you.

Before you kill all the guards for not coming fast enough. Also they might turn on you.

Perhaps, but then, who would give their wife and kids the antidote?

Again, why give them and antidote? Why not kill them and take all of their money and possessions, then rent out their house, extort the new owners for outrageous amounts of money, then kill them and take all of their money.

Who said they actually needed the antidote? Or that they're really his wife and kids? You're thinking far too small...

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Well obviously I was going house to house, it's only a matter of time.

EDIT: and then of course, town to town, country to country, continent to continent, until no one remains.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?

I go with my real life ethics into a game such as this, the first time around, so I'm doing the same for the quiz.

guess thats the way to go but you have to admit it lacks the fun of being evil and doing anything, guys bumps into you stab 'em, some one is dumb enough to call you chicken chaser you rain doom down upon him and his entire family tree. you know Evil 101

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?

I go with my real life ethics into a game such as this, the first time around, so I'm doing the same for the quiz.

guess thats the way to go but you have to admit it lacks the fun of being evil and doing anything, guys bumps into you stab 'em, some one is dumb enough to call you chicken chaser you rain doom down upon him and his entire family tree. you know Evil 101

Just his family? Not his neighbor and village?

EDIT: sorry, that's Evil 102.

 

[N_of_the_dead]

yeah

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?

I go with my real life ethics into a game such as this, the first time around, so I'm doing the same for the quiz.

guess thats the way to go but you have to admit it lacks the fun of being evil and doing anything, guys bumps into you stab 'em, some one is dumb enough to call you chicken chaser you rain doom down upon him and his entire family tree. you know Evil 101

Just his family? Not his neighbor and village?

EDIT: sorry, that's Evil 102.

yeah ya gotta remember your lesson plan 101 covers personal revenge and expanding it to the persons blood relatives nobody in 101 would know to go for the neighbor and lets not get stated with evil economics (rember you can help the economy by killing to drive up the demand for coffins).

 

[crimson5pheonix]

yeah

Mmmm...babies the other other white meat

but i gotta ask why do you play pure good? is it to make you feel less like a tool?

I go with my real life ethics into a game such as this, the first time around, so I'm doing the same for the quiz.

guess thats the way to go but you have to admit it lacks the fun of being evil and doing anything, guys bumps into you stab 'em, some one is dumb enough to call you chicken chaser you rain doom down upon him and his entire family tree. you know Evil 101

Just his family? Not his neighbor and village?

EDIT: sorry, that's Evil 102.

yeah ya gotta remember your lesson plan 101 covers personal revenge and expanding it to the persons blood relatives nobody in 101 would know to go for the neighbor and lets not get stated with evil economics (rember you can help the economy by killing to drive up the demand for coffins).

I always go overboard and kill the coffin maker ):

EDIT: Don't get me wrong, he deserved to die as well, but it's bad for the economy if I don't force him to build coffins 24/7 until I have enough to sell at outrageous profits, then kill the buyer... wait, why do I need the coffin maker to make multiple coffins if I can just use one and sell it to several people since I'll just be taking the coffin back every time... Take that professor! I beat your theories!

 

[Corven]

normally I go the virtuous route but I couldn't resist a Beggar Fight!

 

[Mistah Kurtz]

I'd probably not buy it because the first one was shitty.

 

[Corven]

I'd probably not buy it because the first one was shitty.

check your profile there's a questionnaire with fable scenarios, answer five of them and you get a new badge on the 23rd, that's what this thread is about.