Fable Rage, Dear god.

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Datsle

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Allright, i admit i like fable 2-3 (Haven't tried the first)
Both games had some sort of magical atmosphere i could only find in older games (Zelda etc)
But while Zelda ends on a high note, both those fable games take a twitchy turn into a brick wall.



//Fable 3 Spoiler//
//Fable 3 Spoiler//



Example 1. I was King, and was doing nicely. Had picked every "good" choice and were gathering lots of gold. I had about 2 million infact, and steadily rising.
I was casually doing the small quests and the main one in between.
Here's the lame part. (Which im sure atleast some of you will recognize)

I had 120(?) days left till the attack, and i finished my verdict on the Dweller camp.
Next i would do some more quests, gather some more gold- while the days count down and finish the game.

Well, that didnt happen.

Suddenly all those hundred days disappered and i get tossed into the last one, without
any warning/oppertunity to change anything, not even your damn sword.

(Now i know, its an "invasion" but seriously, skipping half a year infront without warning, is bad)

And thanks to the "Clever"(god i hate it) Autosave system, im stuck there now, in the invasion.
- And walter yelling "We were not ready"

Damn right i wasnt ready, i wasn't ready for the calendar skipping a hundred days in one button press.


Example 2. Immersion Win/Fail

So, i started dating a poor girl, which i found not as annoying as everyone else. (read cute)
Anyways, she married me, the king, and we' moved into a big mansion, i paid LOADS for the upkeep- to keep her happy and healthy. We then married, and got a child.

After some time, i noticed she still wore those rags, even tho she lived with the king, in a mansion, with a weekly allowence of 10k$ (Random number) - I found that weird.

Secondly, when i entered our home, our child suddenly had grown up.
But it was black. Yes, it was black. And both the parents were white.
Now, im not racist, but i came to the conclusion of she cheating on me, and shouted GTFO /Divorce

-And yes, i wrote that in RP style, to pass on my point of immersion.

(If you somehow played alittle on the cheating husband/wife thing, Lionhead, i would've laughed) This however just seemed like a sloppy RNG'ed baby.


I've got countless of other examples. For example dating a Posh, Nasty cougar from Millfields- Who suddenly wants to go hand-in-hand on a date to Bowerstone Market to see a statue.

A fine' rich, stuck up lady in high heels wants to cross 10 forests packed with wolves / bandits, get maimed by a balverine, cross a couple of mountains and 15 miles of dirt road.

To see a statue, and get a kiss.
And she loved me for it.


I can't make any sense of this game. Seriously.
Just when im about to like it, and get real immersed- it slaps me awake and shows
me half-assed work.

A game with so much potential- but the worst thing is the makers of this Jigsaw-puzzle
didn't BOTHER to put the last 10 pieces in.

Its not that they couldn't, the just didnt.

/rage

So', anyone else frustrated? ;O
 

Zarmi

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Oh yeah, the 120 days to 1 day got me too. With.. 100k gold, woop woop. Kind of ruined the ending for me, was counting on more time, even though the days were depleting rapidly. But, I still think it was a good game after all.
 

archvile93

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I wasn't aware they could cheat on you in that game. I shall be more possessive from now on.
 

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Zarmi said:
Oh yeah, the 120 days to 1 day got me too. With.. 100k gold, woop woop. Kind of ruined the ending for me, was counting on more time, even though the days were depleting rapidly. But, I still think it was a good game after all.
I actually forgot my XBOX on and with all my property, I've immased a couple million (2.4M)

in 8 hours. THisis because I owned EVERY house and got 25K per 5 min. so I let it do that while at work, and NO days went by. It was pretty sexy. I made all my decisions and all was kosher when the darkness attacked.
 

Datsle

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archvile93 said:
I wasn't aware they could cheat on you in that game. I shall be more possessive from now on.
Thing is, would've been great fun if they made something out of it- :p

But instead i got a black baby, and well- you know the dialogue with citizens in that game is like 3 lines short,
but could you add a FEW more, if she's my wife atleast :p
 

DeASplode

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I was on like negative 16 million gold. Gave everyone what they wanted and donated as much as I could. I was poor for a King but I guess I rushed the story a bit.

When that first "365 days remaining" thing came up, I thought I had to wait 365 days in game time. Which I wouldn't have minded so I could amass a fortune, finish quests, dick around as King for a bit and then just sleep till the final day.

But from 120 days to 1 day? Seriously pissed me off.

Also, I had a baby girl with Elise that turned out to be black.
 

Datsle

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Celtic_Kerr said:
Zarmi said:
Oh yeah, the 120 days to 1 day got me too. With.. 100k gold, woop woop. Kind of ruined the ending for me, was counting on more time, even though the days were depleting rapidly. But, I still think it was a good game after all.
I actually forgot my XBOX on and with all my property, I've immased a couple million (2.4M)

in 8 hours. THisis because I owned EVERY house and got 25K per 5 min. so I let it do that while at work, and NO days went by. It was pretty sexy. I made all my decisions and all was kosher when the darkness attacked.
Lionhead prolly meant the game to be played like this.
Only way to beat the game is to become a real estate agent and go on a holiday.

Not to be a ruling king.
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Datsle said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
Zarmi said:
Oh yeah, the 120 days to 1 day got me too. With.. 100k gold, woop woop. Kind of ruined the ending for me, was counting on more time, even though the days were depleting rapidly. But, I still think it was a good game after all.
I actually forgot my XBOX on and with all my property, I've immased a couple million (2.4M)

in 8 hours. THisis because I owned EVERY house and got 25K per 5 min. so I let it do that while at work, and NO days went by. It was pretty sexy. I made all my decisions and all was kosher when the darkness attacked.
Lionhead prolly meant the game to be played like this.
Only way to beat the game is to become a real estate agent and go on a holiday.

Not to be a ruling king.
Well speed running through the game means jumping through the days. I made the first day pass and so did 80 more. SO I caught on and realized what was happening. I figured they'd give me 4-8 "Days" so I ran out and got all my questing done after the first time skip, got my legendaries, got the demon doors, and ammased god for along time. every time I hit a million, I transfered it, but playing the lute and real estate is the only real way of getting gold in the game. I noticed days "Passed" but not according to the darkness calendar, and I exploited it. you're meant to buy stuff, help the people (because I'm king but havn't gotten enough gold seals to open the level 4 chests let alone the level 5 chests, and each quest will net me 5 fucking seals... But you cannot rush through your agenda.
 

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Datsle said:
......Secondly, when i entered our home, our child suddenly had grown up.
But it was black. Yes, it was black. And both the parents were white.
Now, im not racist, but i came to the conclusion of she cheating on me, and shouted GTFO /Divorce

-And yes, i wrote that in RP style, to pass on my point of immersion.

(If you somehow played alittle on the cheating husband/wife thing, Lionhead, i would've laughed) This however just seemed like a sloppy RNG'ed baby.......
While incredibly rare it is possible for two light skinned people to have a darker skinned child. Or maybe your kid tans really really well. Should have got a paternity test. You crushed that poor girls heart.
 

Datsle

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Celtic_Kerr said:
Datsle said:
Celtic_Kerr said:
Zarmi said:
Oh yeah, the 120 days to 1 day got me too. With.. 100k gold, woop woop. Kind of ruined the ending for me, was counting on more time, even though the days were depleting rapidly. But, I still think it was a good game after all.
I actually forgot my XBOX on and with all my property, I've immased a couple million (2.4M)

in 8 hours. THisis because I owned EVERY house and got 25K per 5 min. so I let it do that while at work, and NO days went by. It was pretty sexy. I made all my decisions and all was kosher when the darkness attacked.
Lionhead prolly meant the game to be played like this.
Only way to beat the game is to become a real estate agent and go on a holiday.

Not to be a ruling king.
Well speed running through the game means jumping through the days. I made the first day pass and so did 80 more. SO I caught on and realized what was happening. I figured they'd give me 4-8 "Days" so I ran out and got all my questing done after the first time skip, got my legendaries, got the demon doors, and ammased god for along time. every time I hit a million, I transfered it, but playing the lute and real estate is the only real way of getting gold in the game. I noticed days "Passed" but not according to the darkness calendar, and I exploited it. you're meant to buy stuff, help the people (because I'm king but havn't gotten enough gold seals to open the level 4 chests let alone the level 5 chests, and each quest will net me 5 fucking seals... But you cannot rush through your agenda.

Thats true, but then again i was'nt rushing, i was playing casually on / off the main quest, getting half the demon doors, and 1/4 of the gold i needed. And i kinda expected this to happen aswell-
But the first skips were 20-50 days, And i kinda figured that would continue.

But now, in a hundred days from the invasion, you cant even change out of your f*cking clown costume if you wore it. - to then do the last battle and finish the game.
 

Datsle

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quantumsoul said:
Datsle said:
......Secondly, when i entered our home, our child suddenly had grown up.
But it was black. Yes, it was black. And both the parents were white.
Now, im not racist, but i came to the conclusion of she cheating on me, and shouted GTFO /Divorce

-And yes, i wrote that in RP style, to pass on my point of immersion.

(If you somehow played alittle on the cheating husband/wife thing, Lionhead, i would've laughed) This however just seemed like a sloppy RNG'ed baby.......
While incredibly rare it is possible for two light skinned people to have a darker skinned child. Or maybe your kid tans really really well. Should have got a paternity test. You crushed that poor girls heart.

Hehe good answer, And yes- I did feel alittle bit of guilt creeping in on me.
 

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Datsle said:
Secondly, when i entered our home, our child suddenly had grown up.
But it was black. Yes, it was black. And both the parents were white.
Now, im not racist, but i came to the conclusion of she cheating on me, and shouted GTFO /Divorce
Yeah, that happened to me too. Right down to the "THE ***** CHEATED ON ME!". I married Elise. After the 2nd black kid I figured that maybe she was supposed to be black, but just didn't look like it. Good to know that she really was sleeping around behind my back.

Seriously, I love Fable III. Maybe even GOTY loved it. But dear lord did does it have some screwy bits.

Like this quest, which only showed up after I was king:

"Hey there, your majesty. I'm a prostitute, and I was wondering if you'd take a break from running the country to go shank some girl who's moving in on my territory in a dark alley. Don't let the cops see you."
 

Rusty Bucket

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You only divorced your wife? Man, you've got better self control than I have. I shot mine. she was complaining about not having enough money. 50 gold a day is a perfectly acceptable amount when you live in house with one fucking room! Didn't really matter, I'd got about 6 more anyway. Probably shot a few of them as well. Can't really remember, things got a bit fuzzy after I killed all my castle's servants for booing at me.

This is probably reflecting poorly on me as a person.
 

Datsle

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Rusty Bucket said:
You only divorced your wife? Man, you've got better self control than I have. I shot mine. she was complaining about not having enough money. 50 gold a day is a perfectly acceptable amount when you live in house with one fucking room! Didn't really matter, I'd got about 6 more anyway. Probably shot a few of them as well. Can't really remember, things got a bit fuzzy after I killed all my castle's servants for booing at me.

This is probably reflecting poorly on me as a person.
No it doesn't, this is me on my second playthrough. This game only really penalizes you for trying to do the right thing:p the end reward isnt even sweet, so damnit its not worth it. Kill them all! Yarr
 

zHellas

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Rusty Bucket said:
You only divorced your wife? Man, you've got better self control than I have. I shot mine. she was complaining about not having enough money. 50 gold a day is a perfectly acceptable amount when you live in house with one fucking room! Didn't really matter, I'd got about 6 more anyway. Probably shot a few of them as well. Can't really remember, things got a bit fuzzy after I killed all my castle's servants for booing at me.

This is probably reflecting poorly on me as a person.
Not really.

Bitches got what they deserved. *fist bumps you*

OT:

I've restarted as a Princess after seeing that I can't reload back due to the damn autosave shit(the one thing I hate about Fable III). I'm gonna be a tough-ass landowner and make 'em pay 75%.
 

BlumiereBleck

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Yeah it was like Lionhead read The Prince several hundred times during development. But i cannot wait to play it on friday again :)
 

Shoes

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Actually the whole random black child thing happened to me too back in fable 2 and is the main reason why I've avoided having children in the 3rd game. Why does this happen? I mean it doesnt make sense because in fable 2 I had a family within the demon door home, (totally isolated from anyone who could have slept with my wife)So apparently every hero from fable 2-3 has a dominate black/dark skinned gene within them?
 

AfterAscon

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That 100 day jump caught me out as well, but I kind of liked it. I was left defending the attack with absolutely nothing in the treasury and the outcome was a completely deserted world (excluding a couple of guards here and there.) Fortunately I no longer suffer from frame rate issues in previously heavily populated areas...

I seen people address the kid thing as that a consequence of the child labour policies in effect during the game and it does make sense to a degree, although it?s still a bit of a cop out.

Overall I thought the game was very enjoyable, but the humourous nature of Fable was sometimes at odds with the serious tone of the main quest.
 

Rusty Bucket

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zHellas said:
Rusty Bucket said:
You only divorced your wife? Man, you've got better self control than I have. I shot mine. she was complaining about not having enough money. 50 gold a day is a perfectly acceptable amount when you live in house with one fucking room! Didn't really matter, I'd got about 6 more anyway. Probably shot a few of them as well. Can't really remember, things got a bit fuzzy after I killed all my castle's servants for booing at me.

This is probably reflecting poorly on me as a person.
Not really.

Bitches got what they deserved. *fist bumps you*
That's what I was thinking. I don't mind people screaming and running away in fear everytime I walk through the castle, that's funny. I can even tolerate the guards making dissaproving comments. But when servants and pointless nobles boo me outside my own doom fortress? There's going to be a fucking bloodbath. It was glorious. I even took the party (read: killing frenzy) down into the markets. Will not tolerate people disrespecting their fucking king, especially when I'm so damn stylish.

The best thing is, they can't start another rebellion because I'm a fully powered Hero and I'd rip their entire army to pieces with my bare hands.
 

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I was exactly the same i got caught by the 100 day skip, bloody thing ¬¬ , but overall i liked fable 3, admittedly i completed it in just shy of 13 hours (main plot only may i add) but it was a good game overall.

other than.............

[HEADING=1] The hideously short plot.....again[/HEADING]

Fable 2 did this as well, i was hoping for more plot this time but alas with my hopes dashes and my heart broken, i will bid you farewell to go rape some hollow men


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