Face-Chomping "Vampire" Attacks Geriatric At Hooters

[ThunderCavalier]

Wait, wait, wait, I have a question.

Was the man who was assaulted terribly afraid of silver and hated to go out on midnights?

 

[brainslurper]

Looks like someone decided to...

*puts on sunglasses*

Take a bit out of crime.

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

That was my first time doing that. Did I do it right?

That was almost totally right, well done. Fixed it a bit though.

OT: Stupid demented woman is stupid and demented. Possibly read a little too much of a certain contemporary book/film series known for inciting more than a little craziness in young women?

Aren't vampires supposed to suck blood, not eat people? I think she may be confusing vampire with werewolf.

 

[JesterRaiin]

...blame it on games. Works like a charm every time.

 

[monkey jesus]

...blame it on games. Works like a charm every time.

Not this time! I want some gum-flapping bumcloud "expert" on Fox News blaming Twilight.

It's only fair.

 

[JesterRaiin]

...blame it on games. Works like a charm every time.

Not this time! I want some gum-flapping bumcloud "expert" on Fox News blaming Twilight.

It's only fair.

Let's face it : there's no other reason for people acting evil or crazy. Or both. Judging by circumstances, this one was heavily influenced by Mario Kart.

 

[Bloodstain]

snippety

Guess that's what I get for making assumptions, huh? XD Honestly, I don't really want either of us to be right. I'd rather this be some elaborate hoax put on by the staff, because honestly this story makes me lose faith in the human race. On one hand we have an old man possibly assaulting a young woman, on the other hand we have a young woman either on drugs or under the influence of some mediocre books or possibly both, assaulting an old man. The whole thing just makes me a bit depressed.

Also, while I enjoy a good conspiracy once in a while, I know better than to believe all the crackpot theories people come up with. Foil hats don't go very well with my hair. XD

I want those two involved to have hit their heads hard shortly before the biting incident so that they are no longer valid representations of the human race. But your way is absolutely fine with me as well.

Good to hear. Those "I don't know, therefore ALY-UNS" people are really annoying.

 

[monkey jesus]

...blame it on games. Works like a charm every time.

Not this time! I want some gum-flapping bumcloud "expert" on Fox News blaming Twilight.

It's only fair.

Let's face it : there's no other reason for people acting evil or crazy. Or both. Judging by circumstances, this one was heavily influenced by Mario Kart.

If I was a better person I would not have found that so funny.

 

[JesterRaiin]

...blame it on games. Works like a charm every time.

Not this time! I want some gum-flapping bumcloud "expert" on Fox News blaming Twilight.

It's only fair.

Let's face it : there's no other reason for people acting evil or crazy. Or both. Judging by circumstances, this one was heavily influenced by Mario Kart.

If I was a better person I would not have found that so funny.

Unfortunately you're heavily influenced by games too. I don't think there's a hope for you... ;|

 

[Atmos Duality]

The masquerade has been compromised, the sheriff must enforce the law, she must receive her final death

Oh good. I can off those overpowered emo stat-mongers while I'm at it.
After I'm done with them, I think I'll go wolf-hunting....of the white variety.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Wow, and here I thought I'd heard everything. But then, it's Florida, what did you expect?

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Sorry, double post.

 

[minuialear]

I'm just a wee bit suspicious about this. I mean, were there any witnesses to this attack? Because if there weren't, I'm not entirely sure we should be rooting for the old man here. I mean, she isn't claiming she did it, and I'm having trouble believing that an old, wheel-chair bound man is going to escape from a young girl eager to literally chew his face off. The whole sans panties deal is curious as well. Doesn't seem implausible that maybe he tried to assault her, given his criminal record, and she fought back. She doesn't want to admit what happened, but isn't about to fess up to vampiric assault either.

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering too. Although if he's wheelchair-ridden, dunno how plausible it'd be that he forcibly was able to remove clothing before she attacked him back.

Weird.

EDIT: On second thoought, I wonder if anyone else was involved. Like an accomplice or something.

 

[Scow2]

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering too. Although if he's wheelchair-ridden, dunno how plausible it'd be that he forcibly was able to remove clothing before she attacked him back.

Weird.

EDIT: On second thoought, I wonder if anyone else was involved. Like an accomplice or something.

Just because an elderly person uses a wheelchair doesn't mean they're wheelchair-bound. My grandfather cannot stand or walk for extended periods of time, but is more than strong and fit enough to help with some of the heavier farmwork around here.

Handicapped =/= completely disabled.

The only "proof" we have of her claiming to be a vampire is the testimony of a frequently drunk, violent, and disorderly old man.

If she was drugged, the removal of her clothing may not have been "forced", either. But, we don't have any testimony from her side. And, if mind-affecting drugs were involved, she may not remember what happened, and her lucidity and situational awareness could have been anywhere, including ocillating in and out of lucidity. Best testimony she can give is a drug-test.

 

[minuialear]

Yeah, that's what I'm wondering too. Although if he's wheelchair-ridden, dunno how plausible it'd be that he forcibly was able to remove clothing before she attacked him back.

Weird.

EDIT: On second thoought, I wonder if anyone else was involved. Like an accomplice or something.

Just because an elderly person uses a wheelchair doesn't mean they're wheelchair-bound. My grandfather cannot stand or walk for extended periods of time, but is more than strong and fit enough to help with some of the heavier farmwork around here.

Handicapped =/= completely disabled.

The only "proof" we have of her claiming to be a vampire is the testimony of a frequently drunk, violent, and disorderly old man.

If she was drugged, the removal of her clothing may not have been "forced", either. But, we don't have any testimony from her side. And, if mind-affecting drugs were involved, she may not remember what happened, and her lucidity and situational awareness could have been anywhere, including ocillating in and out of lucidity. Best testimony she can give is a drug-test.

No it doesn't, but it implies that he may not necessarily have the physical prowress/energy/stability/whatever necessary to attack a young girl who's strong enough to bite part of his face off (considering attacking a non-willing party would be an extended event, or would require similar amounts of energy/etc). Exceptions obviously always apply.

I said "forced" because I was responding to a post that posited that the bite was her fighting back. Never stated that that detail derailed the entire possibility, nor stated that it was the only possibility.

 

[rickthetrick]

Old dude was slinging some nasty shit and this chick looking for a fix goes apeshit on his stuff. That's my assumption. I could be wrong, but what the hell is a Straight arrow chick doing in an abandoned parking lot? Reeks of looking for drugs. oh and the pants being down thing? Payment for said drugs. chick goes crazy while "paying" for her fix. Case solved.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blame Twilight!

This is what happens when kids read the books, and watch the movies, i demand we take them off the shelves right-away!

why does reading a book about fairies make you crazy and murdery?

OT: she's a shit vampire.
what happened to the whole 'stealthy killers of the night'? and where did the criminal's class go?

 

[Scrythe]

This is eerily similar to what Vince Weiguang Li [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean] did in Canada back in 1985.

Similar, but much more watered down. Still fucked up, though.

 

[Jingle Fett]

"I'm Painis cupcake, I will eat you," Cupcake announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.

Fixed lol

OT: This whole story is very strange, it will be very interesting to find out what really happened. Sounds like she had some sort of breakdown or something. Maybe multiple personality disorder? One of the personalities thinks it's a vampire perhaps.

 

[Xanadu84]

Well, the real root of this story is that a mentally ill person, possibly on drugs, attacked and hurt an elderly person. And that's tragic. Beyond that...its rather awkward to imagine a vampire announcing "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you".