Face-Chomping "Vampire" Attacks Geriatric At Hooters

[Jingle Fett]

"I'm Painis cupcake, I will eat you," Cupcake announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.

Fixed lol

OT: This whole story is very strange, it will be very interesting to find out what really happened. Sounds like she had some sort of breakdown or something. Maybe multiple personality disorder? One of the personalities thinks it's a vampire perhaps.

 

[Xanadu84]

Well, the real root of this story is that a mentally ill person, possibly on drugs, attacked and hurt an elderly person. And that's tragic. Beyond that...its rather awkward to imagine a vampire announcing "I'm a vampire, I am going to eat you".

 

[VanityGirl]

I blame Twilight!

This is what happens when kids read the books, and watch the movies, i demand we take them off the shelves right-away!

the vampires in twilight aren't this violent. they'd rather sparkle than actually be vampires.

 

[Reishadowen]

Ok, so...she's a vampire, but can't finish off a 60 year old man in a wheelchair when she has preemptive strike? Apparently being afflicted with "vampire" status effect reduces your strength to "wee little girl".

Good to know.

 

[Sylveria]

This is what Twilight has wrought.

 

[Haywoot]

Oh crap, some people are just plain crazy. Hmmmmm... Somehow this story reminds me of this strange character:

 

[xFrankieGirlx]

Looks like someone decided to...

*puts on sunglasses*

Take a bit out of crime.

YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

*walks off in slow motion

That was my first time doing that. Did I do it right?

That was almost totally right, well done. Fixed it a bit though.

Theeere we go, NOW it's perfect

OT: This woman needs to be put down. Who does that to a sleeping man in a wheelchair!?