Facebook: Your Cat Is a Public Figure, Not a Person

[The White Hunter]

I got a bad feline about this.

That pun was pawful. This post was worth my Escapist virginity.

That was a pretty classy way to pop the cherry there. Cat puns 4 life.

There's nothing quite like a pun with purrfect delivery after all.

Seems retarded, don't care about face book anyway, I only came here for the puns.

These puns really are giving me paws for thought. I'm not kitten around here!

Ah my brains frozen now I can't think of any more!! DD:

I'm sure the escapist forum must have some claws about being fruitlessly off topic with nothing but puns.
I'm mewved almost to tears by the dedication of this forum to bad puns.

 

[The Funslinger]

I got a bad feline about this.

That pun was pawful. This post was worth my Escapist virginity.

That was a pretty classy way to pop the cherry there. Cat puns 4 life.

There's nothing quite like a pun with purrfect delivery after all.

Seems retarded, don't care about face book anyway, I only came here for the puns.

These puns really are giving me paws for thought. I'm not kitten around here!

Ah my brains frozen now I can't think of any more!! DD:

I'm sure the escapist forum must have some claws about being fruitlessly off topic with nothing but puns.
I'm mewved almost to tears by the dedication of this forum to bad puns.

I think you'll find puns rock!

Granite, we've had some stinkers, but you have to marble at some people's ingenuity.

 

[viranimus]

Why exactly is facebook on this obsessive trip to demand reality? What value is there of only having "legitimate" profiles that are never allowed to be deleted, kept stored privately and in control of a billion dollar corporation that actually produces nothing of its own?

Yeah this facebook thing keeps sounding better and better all the time. Thank god for the IPO, because they have really gotten back to what is important. /eyeroll.

 

[The White Hunter]

I got a bad feline about this.

That pun was pawful. This post was worth my Escapist virginity.

That was a pretty classy way to pop the cherry there. Cat puns 4 life.

There's nothing quite like a pun with purrfect delivery after all.

Seems retarded, don't care about face book anyway, I only came here for the puns.

These puns really are giving me paws for thought. I'm not kitten around here!

Ah my brains frozen now I can't think of any more!! DD:

I'm sure the escapist forum must have some claws about being fruitlessly off topic with nothing but puns.
I'm mewved almost to tears by the dedication of this forum to bad puns.

I think you'll find puns rock!

Granite, we've had some stinkers, but you have to marble at some people's ingenuity.

Ah classy stuff, I think we've ran the cat ones into the ground though. Oh well, I'm sure they'll come up again.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

And historians wills recount the Facebook Cat war, with it's terror of catnip drops, the fights over yarn ball posts, and the scratched up remains of Silicon valley.

 

[Blunderboy]

I wonder if this will apply to the profiles that people create for their babies, with the pictures of the ultrasound as the display picture and shit.

Oh I really fucking hope so.
Urgh I hate that shit. And the cat profiles are retarded.

 

[frobalt]

I bet they could get rid of most cat profiles on the basis that they won't be over 13 years of age.

 

[ElPatron]

Is this going to have any impact on furries and petgirls?

I bet they could get rid of most cat profiles on the basis that they won't be over 13 years of age.

Dayum! Zuckerberg has it nailed now.

 

[antipunt]

Inb4 Fappy

Also, this article. As a whole. Just. Brilliant

Made my morning =/

 

[Andaxay]

I wonder if this will apply to the profiles that people create for their babies, with the pictures of the ultrasound as the display picture and shit.

I hope so. There's nothing I hate more on the Internet than that bullcrap. I'd much rather see a furry feline friend on there than a blobby mess of unborn boring rubbish though.

 

[FalloutJack]

Wait a minute! I just realized what this thread needs! It's so obvious!

Spoiler: Protect this with your lives, for this is vital and not a joke AT ALL!

 

[yuval152]

I like this, because I hate retards(people who make these kind of profiles) and cats.

 

[Sixcess]

They're messing with cats, and cats control the internet. If you have shares in Facebook sell them now, before our feline overlords retaliate.

 

[marurder]

Clearly this is discriminatory, the dogs are behind these restrictions.

 

[scorptatious]

It is a sad day for cats everywhere.

 

[Blind0bserver]

In a similar vein, I know several cosplayers that have had their cosplay profiles on Facebook wiped out as part of the "unclassified" purge. It's not just fake profiles for pets.

 

[Two-A]

Darn, now my pet is apparently more influential than me. D:

I bet they could get rid of most cat profiles on the basis that they won't be over 13 years of age.

Facebook still adheres to that policy?

 

[Nurb]

Facebook has no personal information to make a profit on, so they need to be easily catagorized.

 

[Ljs1121]

I made a Facebook page for my cat a long time ago. I don't think I've ever logged back into it.

 

[ServebotFrank]

Aw does this mean my brother's awesome Jack Kirby profile will be deleted? HE'S NOT DEAD!

"We are on the "threshold" of an age that defies imagination, where friendships are forged from opposite sides of the barrier between life and death! Perhaps in the days that follow, we can become true "pals"!"
-Jack Kirby, August 30th, 2011