Facebooking while drunk?

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WolfThomas

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I usually post the same thing everytime "[BLANK] is drunk and you're all ugly! But in the morning he will be sober!"
 

Daffy F

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BlindTom said:
Super Six One said:
BlindTom said:
It is funny when peoples statuses say like "omg sch a gd nite am lyk propa hammered now lol"


Then why are you updating your facebook status? You should be either passed out or fucking.
Haha, my sister does alot of those style comments, i think its a way of telling people "yea i'm hammered but i didn't get lucky so i went home and came on here"

Mind you i hope she ends up passed out rather than your other option...........
She could be both if she isn't careful...
Oh snap, you're right
 

Betancore

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I don't really use my computer if I'm in a situation where I might have the option of being intoxicated. I only drink socially, and even then, rarely, and if I was with other people, I doubt I'd be going online just to go on Facebook.
 

Angry Robot

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I find having it on your mobile makes it easier to do when drunk and before my current mobile i went on like once every two months now its more once a day, mostly during my break at work, so i can mock people i know and shatter dreams, so yes i do this much more when drunk, it allows me to be a major pain and have an excuse to do so.... not that i generally need one XD
 

EmzOLV

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I don't tend to do any facebooking whilst drunk, being that I can't usually function very well.

But the odd xbox live drunken conversation has been quite amusing, as well as the odd phone call. Can't help it sometimes... but I don't get drunk that often so it's not a common occurrence ;)
 

The Zango

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Oh yeah, I've been on a few rampages :D Posting that 'I love you!' on the walls of people I haven't seen in years. However I dont do the annoying 'iM DrUNk' thang people do to get attention though, I feel it freaks people out more if i post as soberly as possible XD
 

Wolf-AUS

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I probably would, but to get to my computer I have to go past my ps3 and Tv, which is a little security I created to foil drunk me, it works too, I usually wake up after a big night with the TV and PS3 on and a controller in my hand, when I check facebook, there's nothing I regret posting on there.

The trick is to outsmart drunk you while you're sober and you will have no problems in the morning :D
 

BlindTom

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This_ends_now said:
BlindTom said:
It is funny when peoples statuses say like "omg sch a gd nite am lyk propa hammered now lol"


Then why are you updating your facebook status? You should be either passed out or fucking.
You aren't fucking no one if you declare yourself "propa hammered". It's called the notorious whiskey dick. Look up a song by the dead kennedy's called "too drunk too fuck". It explains this phenomenon well.
In this particular instance the hammer is likely to be a penis.
 

EeveeElectro

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I think those people are pretty pathetic if they have to inform everyone that they got drunk. It's nothing to brag about because a lot of people do it. Someone on my list had a pic of him throwing up from being so drunk. What a prick.
I also like the "I'm sooo0ooo pissssed thar4 i cnt tipe very well olollol" but they managed to put their password in fine.
 

Super Six One

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Yea people who facebook while getting drunk are kinda pricks i,'m more meaning, once your home after the night(the following morning) has finished before you hit the hay, your drunk self says "yea i'll msg that girl/guy and tell them that i love/hate their face"
 

DudeistBelieve

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Ill post on my Twitter when I'm drunk, and on message forums. I'm more of a homebody so yeah, i get drunk and watch movies. There was a few weeks where one night I drank and wrote commentary about the Batman Quadrillogy.

I miss Four Loko, I use to pass out drinking it and then hop on my twitter to see what I wrote.

The funniest thing happened from being high and posting on Twitter, at one point I wrote "Remember? Pepridge Farms Remembers!" and I recall thinking it was so damn funny.
 
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EmileeElectro said:
I think those people are pretty pathetic if they have to inform everyone that they got drunk. It's nothing to brag about because a lot of people do it. Someone on my list had a pic of him throwing up from being so drunk. What a prick.
I also like the "I'm sooo0ooo pissssed thar4 i cnt tipe very well olollol" but they managed to put their password in fine.
Eh, maybe it took them more than one try to get the password right.

Personally, I never do anything like this. It just seems pointless to me.
 

smithy_2045

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EmileeElectro said:
I think those people are pretty pathetic if they have to inform everyone that they got drunk. It's nothing to brag about because a lot of people do it. Someone on my list had a pic of him throwing up from being so drunk. What a prick.
I also like the "I'm sooo0ooo pissssed thar4 i cnt tipe very well olollol" but they managed to put their password in fine.
You can tell facebook to keep you logged in, leaving no issue with password typing.
 

Super Six One

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Canid117 said:
Super Six One said:
Canid117 said:
I have done it before yes.

Ahhh details, everyone loves the details, or I do at least.......haha
I'll give you a little challenge. Try and find which of my posts on the Escapist were made after I came home from a Party. I think there are about ten of them.

Ahh challange accepted, give me some time to come back with an answer tho.
 

Eggsnham

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Yeah, ultimately I put every ounce of concentration I had into using correct grammar, punctuation, etc.

So I made only a couple mistakes and people thought I was faking. So not only did I feel like an ass the next day for actually drunk facebooking, people just thought I was whoring for attention anyways.

Me and my grammar Nazi tendencies.
 
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Not possible I don't drink and I try to avoid FAcebook as much as possible. That is more to due with a problem I have with Social Networking rather than Facebook itself.