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That was exactly my response in my GCSE science classes, and my name is Jonny. English but never lived in London.SckizoBoy said:
The groups were defined by your ability, so I was in the third highest group, the highest one that didn't do triple science. This was out of eight science groups I think. The girls in my class would ask during global warming revision "Is global warming a bad thing?" and "If we can't live on Earth anymore, can't we just move to Mars?"
Once in the middle of a World War 2 discussion a girl raised her hand and asked "Did Nazi's create Zombies? Cuz' I haven't heard much about that yet." She was completely serious, apparently someone convinced her though so not really the same.
i brought this up in another thread but I didn't go into detail with it. I'm friends (both on FB and IRL) with a few goth models. One day one of them saw on the news that Russia had shot down a UFO and she posted a status saying "Russia has just doomed us all! They're fucking with a power that they couldn't even begin to understand! Aliens aren't coming to Earth to destroy us they're peaceful beings but if necessary they can destroy and entire planet. Thanks a lot Russia!"
Of course since she's a model she has an insane amount of FB friends. There were literally 214 comments of people being like "OMG! What are we gonna do?" and "I hope the Aliens know it was just the Russians and not Americans so maybe they'll leave us alone."
When I told her that UFO means just what it stands for and not necessarily and alien spacecraft she said "No Squall, you just don't get it! We're fucked! We're all fucked! And when the Aliens destroy our planet I hope you realize how wrong you are!" Of course after all of this when the whole rapture thing was going on she said that the world wasn't gonna end just because it was christians saying it instead of her. I jokingly asked her what if that was when the aliens were gonna come and she told me it obviously wasn't because the aliens are too smart to talk to christians.
It just goes to show you that no matter what type of model they are they're all just morons.
Of course since she's a model she has an insane amount of FB friends. There were literally 214 comments of people being like "OMG! What are we gonna do?" and "I hope the Aliens know it was just the Russians and not Americans so maybe they'll leave us alone."
When I told her that UFO means just what it stands for and not necessarily and alien spacecraft she said "No Squall, you just don't get it! We're fucked! We're all fucked! And when the Aliens destroy our planet I hope you realize how wrong you are!" Of course after all of this when the whole rapture thing was going on she said that the world wasn't gonna end just because it was christians saying it instead of her. I jokingly asked her what if that was when the aliens were gonna come and she told me it obviously wasn't because the aliens are too smart to talk to christians.
It just goes to show you that no matter what type of model they are they're all just morons.
I do it whenever anyone posts one of those Picard pictures in a forum because they misread or misinterpreted the argument that someone was trying to make.
I feel like my avatar is particularly suited to this thread.
OT: Whenever the slightly-psychotic Christian fundamentalist preachers come out on my college campus. I found it particularly funny/facepalm-worthy when I was walking past one just as they were saying, "And even here, in this college, are the greatest threats to true Christians... atheists."
OT: Whenever the slightly-psychotic Christian fundamentalist preachers come out on my college campus. I found it particularly funny/facepalm-worthy when I was walking past one just as they were saying, "And even here, in this college, are the greatest threats to true Christians... atheists."
Someone asked a girl in my junior high class what her IQ was. (Everyone thought she was kinda stupid) Her answer: "3000".
*mental faceplam*
*mental faceplam*
How about the girl who was bitten by a bat at church. Her parents say: oh it looks ok, just clean it out when we get home. A few weeks later, she gets violently ill, and the doctors can't figure out what's wrong with her. Finally, a friend visiting her at the hospital asks the doctor: Oh, you don't think this could have anything to do with that bat that bit her a few weeks ago? None of her family, or friends, or fellow church-goers were aware that bats could give you rabies.(I mean, how do you not know that, really?) It was too late for traditional treatment. The saved her life by putting her in a chemically induced coma that she came out of after like 6 months, and now she needs months more physical therapy to regain muscle mass that she lost in the coma and while she was sick.
Your dad sounds awesome! That was really funny.xXxJessicaxXx said:
OT: A friend of my dad's came over to drink some beers and play videogames. My dad was playing Resident Evil 2 and my dad's friend, who had watched the entire thing from the opening title screen up until the point Mr.X makes his first appearance and said. "This is Silent Hill isn't it?" my dad didn't facepalm, but he smacked his friend across the back of the head.
Another one was when my grandfather called us late one night asking what "Araf" meant. My dad works with a welshman and said it means "slow" (or something similar) why? Turned out my grandad had lost his way between Manchester and Leeds and ended up in Wales. To this day we don't know how he managed to achieve it.
I had a couple of chicks in my class who were shocked and surprised to find out that the Titanic wasn't just a movie. They also were confused that buffalo wings weren't the wings off of a buffalo.xXxJessicaxXx said:
Overheard at a lunch table: "I'm pissed at my mom. I totaled my corvette, and they won't buy me a new one until tuesday."
And to top it all off, a classmate in my EMT-Basic course used the "Shake and Shout" (You shake the patient violently and scream at them.) to determine the level of consciousness... On an infant.
(No babies were harmed in the stories featured in this post.)
A girl in my psychology class asked who the Nazis were.
She was sixteen.
We had just finished watching Schindler's List.
She was sixteen.
We had just finished watching Schindler's List.
I think the point was that the idiot thought they were mutually exclusive.Lilani said:
OT: When I told a friend of mine that the Pope was visiting England, he replied "Is he the leader of the Catholics?"
It might not seem that bad, but the friend in question was a Catholic.
Back in my high school chemistry course we were going over the alkali metals and upon learning of the violent reactions they undergo with water a classmate goes
"So if I drop a banana in water it will explode?"
Not why doesn't a bandana explode, but will the banana explode if put in water...
Biggest face-palm of my life
"So if I drop a banana in water it will explode?"
Not why doesn't a bandana explode, but will the banana explode if put in water...
Biggest face-palm of my life