Facts/myths about penis sizes

[Forgetitnow344]

My mother's a nurse so she's seen a lot of penises in her day. I think that's why at least... But she says that black men have bigger flaccid penises. I've only seen one black penis irl (you know that one kid in gym...) and he did have a real knee-slapper. I didn't stick around long enough to see it get hard, but according to my mom, they don't get a whole lot bigger.

I on the other hand, practically have a vagina when I'm flaccid. Maybe that's an exaggeration, but it's about the size of my thumb at this very moment. I feel like it's vain to discuss your own erect penis size with people, but I am definitely a grower.

 

[gazumped]

That guy with the terrifyingly big dick I mentioned? I had to tell him to get off of me halfway through. I couldn't pee without it stinging for the next three days he'd bruised me so badly. Had to break up with him the next time I saw him.

At least he got a bragging story out of it. "I got dumped cause my dick's too big" is something no guy's going to exactly be ashamed of saying.

true that... in fact those bragging rights probably made him happier than actually dating her ...

Indeed, two weeks of dating a girl, a lifetime of bragging rights. This is why it makes more sense to have sex before marriage, too. Imagine waiting until you've been together for years and got a marriage license before realising you can't actually fit into your partner.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Couple this to the fact that many people are used to seeing men who apparently have a penis somewhere between bigger-than-average to large-enough-to-be-given-another-seat-on-a-plane thanks to pornography, a lot of men feel they are inadequate to a man with a larger penis even if they feel they do well in bed.

To be honest, porn penises are terrifying. I think guys need to understand that.

OP: I'm not going to lie and say size doesn't matter but unless you've got a two inch penis it's really what you do with it that counts.

Why do you think most female porn stars fake it? Having your vagina beaten up by a giant penis is not in any way fun.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

That guy with the terrifyingly big dick I mentioned? I had to tell him to get off of me halfway through. I couldn't pee without it stinging for the next three days he'd bruised me so badly. Had to break up with him the next time I saw him.

At least he got a bragging story out of it. "I got dumped cause my dick's too big" is something no guy's going to exactly be ashamed of saying.

true that... in fact those bragging rights probably made him happier than actually dating her ...

Indeed, two weeks of dating a girl, a lifetime of bragging rights. This is why it makes more sense to have sex before marriage, too. Imagine waiting until you've been together for years and got a marriage license before realising you can't actually fit into your partner.

I can imagine more awkward wedding night situations... but they all involve weird props or animals. But yeah, for this reason exactly waiting until marriage is kind of weird. Some people just aren't sexually compatible for various reasons, finding that out before you get manacled together is just the smart thing to do.

As comedian Hal Sparks said: "You don't save yourself for the one, you practise for the one!" Your first time at sex is always a fumbling, awkward mess so why would you want that to be the memory of your first time with your partner? Makes no sense to me. This is why I practised extensively so the first time with my boyfriend I could make steam shoot out of his ears and the top of his head blow off. Metaphorically, of course.

To be honest, porn penises are terrifying. I think guys need to understand that.

Truer words have never been spoken. You think the idea of getting a huge one in you will be awesome but when it happens? Just... no. Large? Yes, I'll take that (literally). Porn star huge? Get the fuck away with me, I want to be able to sit down tomorrow!

 

[AngloDoom]

Couple this to the fact that many people are used to seeing men who apparently have a penis somewhere between bigger-than-average to large-enough-to-be-given-another-seat-on-a-plane thanks to pornography, a lot of men feel they are inadequate to a man with a larger penis even if they feel they do well in bed.

To be honest, porn penises are terrifying. I think guys need to understand that.

Whether because of actual physical preference or just thinking that it's somehow better thanks to the saturation of porn ideals into our lives, I can say that most girls I know laugh at men with a small penis, and talk about how sex with a man with a large penis is better. When I'm talking large, I'm saying hovering around the eight-inch mark. A friend of mine with a penis of exactly eight-inches has had multiple women say to him that size does matter, and his penis size made the difference. He even had one ex-girlfriend, after they broke up, complain how he had set an unreasonable standard in her mind and she no-longer liked 'average' sized penis because of it.

Whether, again, it's psychological or physical, from my own anecdotal experience women want a man with a big penis, even if just for the bragging rights.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Whether because of actual physical preference or just thinking that it's somehow better thanks to the saturation of porn ideals into our lives, I can say that most girls I know laugh at men with a small penis, and talk about how sex with a man with a large penis is better. When I'm talking large, I'm saying hovering around the eight-inch mark. A friend of mine with a penis of exactly eight-inches has had multiple women say to him that size does matter, and his penis size made the difference. He even had one ex-girlfriend, after they broke up, complain how he had set an unreasonable standard in her mind and she no-longer liked 'average' sized penis because of it.

Whether, again, it's psychological or physical, from my own anecdotal experience women want a man with a big penis, even if just for the bragging rights.

I don't think I know anyone who'd seek out an eight inch penis. Sure, more girls are pleasantly surprised when a guy is well endowed but eight inches seems excessive. I mean that literally, the entire thing wouldn't even fit in your average vagina.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Couple this to the fact that many people are used to seeing men who apparently have a penis somewhere between bigger-than-average to large-enough-to-be-given-another-seat-on-a-plane thanks to pornography, a lot of men feel they are inadequate to a man with a larger penis even if they feel they do well in bed.

To be honest, porn penises are terrifying. I think guys need to understand that.

Whether because of actual physical preference or just thinking that it's somehow better thanks to the saturation of porn ideals into our lives, I can say that most girls I know laugh at men with a small penis, and talk about how sex with a man with a large penis is better. When I'm talking large, I'm saying hovering around the eight-inch mark. A friend of mine with a penis of exactly eight-inches has had multiple women say to him that size does matter, and his penis size made the difference. He even had one ex-girlfriend, after they broke up, complain how he had set an unreasonable standard in her mind and she no-longer liked 'average' sized penis because of it.

Whether, again, it's psychological or physical, from my own anecdotal experience women want a man with a big penis, even if just for the bragging rights.

Preferences obviously vary from person to person and it's all about specifics. Small in general? Eh, no real complaints. Overly small? You're going to get some negative reaction.

Same with large ones. Around 8 inches is pretty much my standard, that's about where my boyfriend is. You start getting into the 9 inches, 10 inches or even bigger? Then there's some reservations. 9 inches I could roll with, God knows I have in the past and rather enjoyed it to say the least. But beyond that it starts getting ridiculous. Sure I like a challenge but there needs to be a limit somewhere.

So yeah, large is one thing, porn star huge is quite another.

I don't think I know anyone who'd seek out an eight inch penis.

You do now!

Sure, more girls are pleasantly surprised when a guy is well endowed but eight inches seems excessive. I mean that literally, the entire thing wouldn't even fit in your average vagina.

Vaginas vary in size and capacity just like penises vary in size. Or so I've been told, the ins-and-outs of the vagina isn't exactly one of my areas of expertise.

By the way this is kind of my favourite thread. For obvious reasons.

 

[distortedreality]

Thread makes me think of Reservoir Dogs.

 

[Irridium]

well I suppose for the sake of science we should all list our racial heritage and post pictures of our manhoods next to a ruler...

I knew this forum would come to this one day

Indeed.

I have planned for this day.

Okay everyone, get your junk out and let's have a gander, nothing gay about it, come on.

Spoiler: Let the games, begin!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Here is the site:
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Huh... so I'm about average. Good to know. Not like my own size is important anyway, but it's always a comfort to be sure of these things.

well I suppose for the sake of science we should all list our racial heritage and post pictures of our manhoods next to a ruler...

I knew this forum would come to this one day

Indeed.

I have planned for this day.

Okay everyone, get your junk out and let's have a gander, nothing gay about it, come on.

Spoiler: Let the games, begin!

I am disappointed by what's behind that spoiler...

 

[Freaky Lou]

This isn't vaguely scientific, but when I was in boot camp, we all showered together in a big room and I saw a lot of dongs.

Based on that, yes, racial stereotypes concerning penis size are 100% accurate.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

This isn't vaguely scientific, but when I was in boot camp, we all showered together in a big room and I saw a lot of dongs.

Based on that, yes, racial stereotypes concerning penis size are 100% accurate.

Maybe it's different between flaccid dongs and erect dongs, since my own experience with various gay bars and their patrons leads me to a more varied conclusion.

Unless you saw your fellow boot camp people erect in which case... I have many questions for you, mostly inappropriate in nature.

 

[Onjenae]

Whether because of actual physical preference or just thinking that it's somehow better thanks to the saturation of porn ideals into our lives, I can say that most girls I know laugh at men with a small penis, and talk about how sex with a man with a large penis is better. When I'm talking large, I'm saying hovering around the eight-inch mark. A friend of mine with a penis of exactly eight-inches has had multiple women say to him that size does matter, and his penis size made the difference. He even had one ex-girlfriend, after they broke up, complain how he had set an unreasonable standard in her mind and she no-longer liked 'average' sized penis because of it.

Whether, again, it's psychological or physical, from my own anecdotal experience women want a man with a big penis, even if just for the bragging rights.

I don't think I know anyone who'd seek out an eight inch penis. Sure, more girls are pleasantly surprised when a guy is well endowed but eight inches seems excessive. I mean that literally, the entire thing wouldn't even fit in your average vagina.

eight inches excessive .... thats weird imo thats average most men ive been with all of them black tend to be pretty well hung and eight inches seems to be the average size at erect


i did meet one black guy with a small penis and laughed so bad poor dude got embrassed and left lol

 

[Freaky Lou]

This isn't vaguely scientific, but when I was in boot camp, we all showered together in a big room and I saw a lot of dongs.

Based on that, yes, racial stereotypes concerning penis size are 100% accurate.

Maybe it's different between flaccid dongs and erect dongs, since my own experience with various gay bars and their patrons leads me to a more varied conclusion.

Unless you saw your fellow boot camp people erect in which case... I have many questions for you.

It probably is just a difference in size while flaccid. The smaller ones probably increase in size to a greater degree when erect.

 

[2733]

It's a myth that africans have huge ding-dongs. On average they are somewhat bigger though. Somewhat, not 10 inches more than everyone elses average. Yes im that guy that looks at other guys dicks in the public showers at bathhouses .

This thread is making me sooooooo hard.

Wait...I'm not a man.

Nipple-dicks! ? :3

You made me go there...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzve6yT1Mb1qd1utko1_500.jpg

GAHH! Why did I click, why did I click!

that aside, the number of factors that determines the size of all parts of the body is huge. genetics, body fat, diet, pollution, and even social factors can have a major effect on the body. the idea that those living in certain areas would be larger then others makes a great deal of sense.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

This isn't vaguely scientific, but when I was in boot camp, we all showered together in a big room and I saw a lot of dongs.

Based on that, yes, racial stereotypes concerning penis size are 100% accurate.

Maybe it's different between flaccid dongs and erect dongs, since my own experience with various gay bars and their patrons leads me to a more varied conclusion.

Unless you saw your fellow boot camp people erect in which case... I have many questions for you.

It probably is just a difference in size while flaccid. The smaller ones probably increase in size to a greater degree when erect.

That's where the whole "grower or shower" thing comes in. Some people are large when flaccid and don't grow very much, others are small when flaccid but pretty damn large when they get it up.

 

[joe-h2o]

I usually use mine to hit the space bar.

My friends have stopped loaning me their laptops when I go over to their houses.

Speaking of the graph seen before, I'll bet that most measurements fall within 2 sigma of the mean - just how *do* you measure something like that accurately and consistently?

 

[Onjenae]

It's a myth that africans have huge ding-dongs. On average they are somewhat bigger though. Somewhat, not 10 inches more than everyone elses average. Yes im that guy that looks at other guys dicks in the public showers at bathhouses .

This thread is making me sooooooo hard.

Wait...I'm not a man.

Nipple-dicks! ? :3

You made me go there...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzve6yT1Mb1qd1utko1_500.jpg

GAHH! Why did I click, why did I click!

that aside, the number of factors that determines the size of all parts of the body is huge. genetics, body fat, diet, pollution, and even social factors can have a major effect on the body. the idea that those living in certain areas would be larger then others makes a great deal of sense.

that picture is fucking digusting i honestly dont know why i clicked on the link afgter reading your response lol but i was curious to see what you saw now i want to vomit

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Guys, I'm serious: Best thread ever!

 

[David_G]

It's a myth that africans have huge ding-dongs. On average they are somewhat bigger though. Somewhat, not 10 inches more than everyone elses average. Yes im that guy that looks at other guys dicks in the public showers at bathhouses .

This thread is making me sooooooo hard.

Wait...I'm not a man.

Nipple-dicks! ? :3

You made me go there...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzve6yT1Mb1qd1utko1_500.jpg

GAHH! Why did I click, why did I click!

that aside, the number of factors that determines the size of all parts of the body is huge. genetics, body fat, diet, pollution, and even social factors can have a major effect on the body. the idea that those living in certain areas would be larger then others makes a great deal of sense.

It's a good thing he didn't post... shitting dick nipples