Failed Ideas

[Losh Wi Thang]

You cannot intercourse a panda in clandestine manner.

 

[This Person]

i haven't actually failed this yet, but i feel like i am destined to. i am attempting to learn Japanese through watching anime.

i'm doing ok right now, but i'm unable to watch much more anime without paying for it.

It's hard, but I did it. The trick is not to mix up the formality of your tone. Don't say respectful words in a disrespectful tone and don't refer to yourself as a guy if you're a girl, etc., etc.

 

[Anarchemitis]

which causes a dependency loop, so the constraints cancel themselves. I have no idea how to make it work.

Want to build this thing in real life? Hmmm.... I have it! The solution is to make the hot part hotter, the cold part colder, and then add some fins, flame decals, and a minigun.

That makes no sense. Even trying to extend it in some kind of metaphor, or in metalshop, it's a no.

 

[sequio]

Back in grade school I tried to make an electrical zipper to keep people out of your stuff. I never got it working, but now that I think about it I can't see any good coming out of it.

 

[vede]

Pretty much every time I try to actually finish working on an idea for a game, sadly.

I'm just too ambitious, always trying to do stuff really complex. I need to do simple stuff...

 

[cuddly_tomato]

The Large Hadron Collider.

 

[Sindaine]

"Hm, if toast always lands butter-side-down, and cats always land on their feet, then if I butter a cat and drop it...."

 

[Zeke109]

If history had tough us anything is that we don't learn the lessons history teaches us.

That's actually a pretty good one. hehe. Cheered me up a bit.

 

[beddo]

Human Rights

You synical bastard.

FYI - it's cynical.

Anyway, I was being facetious. Of course human rights haven't failed, I hope that they are developing, and they have come a long way. However, by and large human rights have largely failed to become enforced or even acknowledged within many parts of the world. Even in the developed world these rights are often ignored or removed at the whim of so called governments.

Human Rights merely apply when convenient. Ironically the developed countries which do manage to uphold some of these rights for their own citizens are often directly or indirectly involved in removing these rights from foreign citizens.

For example, the arms trade. The arms trade is supported and often directed by government. It is perpetuated by many developed countries selling arms to militarist states, totalitarian states and other such questionable governments who use the equipment to either oppress or wage war. Wars and oppression create many negative situations; lack of governance, lack of social security, lack of policing, wasting of resources etc. All of which result in some of the poorest and most at risk people being denied the most basic human rights.

So when I say they have failed, I don't mean that's it game over. I'm pointing out that they need to go further in many societies, religions and cultures.

 

[GunslingerUK]

Claiming Russel Brands life.

Its all about planning ahead.........or how about i throw a grenade and hope for the best?

 

[z121231211]

i haven't actually failed this yet, but i feel like i am destined to. i am attempting to learn Japanese through watching anime.

i'm doing ok right now, but i'm unable to watch much more anime without paying for it.

I warn you, don't try. You'll just end up like every other otaku who only knows 7 words and uses them wrong.

 

[Zeke109]

"Hm, if toast always lands butter-side-down, and cats always land on their feet, then if I butter a cat and drop it...."

HAAHAHAAA!

 

[ThaBenMan]

this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-388] and this [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon] (both of which inspired parts of a certain recent video game, try and guess which ;P)

 

[Twilight_guy]

Solar powered flashlight?

 

[Twilight_guy]

*At Chernobyl:
"I know, let's see what this button do"*BOOM*

I don't think it went down quite like that, it was a bit more complex. That's more like what you would see in a Polish Chernobyl. Sorry.

Actually it was kinda like that. There were two buttons. They knew that button 1 does it right and button 2 does it wrong. Some guy pressed button 1 but for some reason the button 2 scenario happened.

That's not how it happened, it was because of bad design choices, enough water didn't get in to cool the radiation and...BOOM

It was liquid graphite that was used as a coolant. The disaster happened because they were testing the limits of system and had shut down safety restraints. Unfortunately, they were there for a reason.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

crocs
a failed plan that somehow worked and caught on in a damnation of hellfire.

 

[goater24]

Human Rights

You synical bastard.

FYI - it's cynical.

Anyway, I was being facetious. Of course human rights haven't failed, I hope that they are developing, and they have come a long way. However, by and large human rights have largely failed to become enforced or even acknowledged within many parts of the world. Even in the developed world these rights are often ignored or removed at the whim of so called governments.

Human Rights merely apply when convenient. Ironically the developed countries which do manage to uphold some of these rights for their own citizens are often directly or indirectly involved in removing these rights from foreign citizens.

For example, the arms trade. The arms trade is supported and often directed by government. It is perpetuated by many developed countries selling arms to militarist states, totalitarian states and other such questionable governments who use the equipment to either oppress or wage war. Wars and oppression create many negative situations; lack of governance, lack of social security, lack of policing, wasting of resources etc. All of which result in some of the poorest and most at risk people being denied the most basic human rights.

So when I say they have failed, I don't mean that's it game over. I'm pointing out that they need to go further in many societies, religions and cultures.

Right well thats me put in my place lol. Maybe next time try elaborating on your ideas and you won't get called a cynical bastard.

 

[beddo]

Human Rights

You synical bastard.

FYI - it's cynical.

Anyway, I was being facetious. Of course human rights haven't failed, I hope that they are developing, and they have come a long way. However, by and large human rights have largely failed to become enforced or even acknowledged within many parts of the world. Even in the developed world these rights are often ignored or removed at the whim of so called governments.

Human Rights merely apply when convenient. Ironically the developed countries which do manage to uphold some of these rights for their own citizens are often directly or indirectly involved in removing these rights from foreign citizens.

For example, the arms trade. The arms trade is supported and often directed by government. It is perpetuated by many developed countries selling arms to militarist states, totalitarian states and other such questionable governments who use the equipment to either oppress or wage war. Wars and oppression create many negative situations; lack of governance, lack of social security, lack of policing, wasting of resources etc. All of which result in some of the poorest and most at risk people being denied the most basic human rights.

So when I say they have failed, I don't mean that's it game over. I'm pointing out that they need to go further in many societies, religions and cultures.

Right well thats me put in my place lol. Maybe next time try elaborating on your ideas and you won't get called a cynical bastard.

lol I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Incompl te]

tell a guy i like him :'(

sorry about the depression

 

[MercurySteam]

The Large Hadron Collider.

When my friend told me about it i couldn't believe it. And he also called it "The Large 'Hardon' Collider". lol