FAILS!

[ae86gamer]

My brothers friend was running from someone *don't remember who* and got shot in the butt with a BB gun.

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

Me and my cousin were fighting over who was gonna make the game in Resistance 2. (I wanted it to be set in Louisiana, he didn't.)
So he grabbed my chair with one hand and spun me around so I couldn't see the tv.
A weird kind of fail. I guess I should weigh more. o:

 

[Kogarian]

I was talking to my friend when a girl near us I didn't even know yelled at me. She told me she could hear that I was talking about her. When I tried to explain that I wasn't, she told me to shut up, talk to her hand, and to shut up (again). I guess that's a fail.

Two weeks ago, my friend and I were dueling with lightsabres on his trampoline. When he swung at me I jumped back to avoid it, only to have one leg go between the springs and the other in an arc over my head. My entire body did a 180 and only stopped because my head slammed onto the support bars. The trapped leg finally fell out and I hit the ground. My friend made it worse by doing a cool ninja jump off the trampoline while throwing his lightsabre at me. And it was all caught on tape.

 

[WaterSnake]

Today I was painting with acrylic paint, and I decided it to be a good idea to squeeze the tube while it was pointed at my face. A giant "glob" came out and got all over my face. I still have a green tint to my skin.

 

[Novacain4862]

Talking to someone while walking and walked right into another person, whom I knocked over and knocked over their project too which broke. I got out right away.

 

[Hazy]

We have a pole right outside our cafeteria in our school. So one year, some kid just runs into it out of the blue. Well he falls to the ground, and another kid is so preoccupied with looking at him, he runs into the pole also. Ahh, it was a good day.